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Requested by: Narasha-Leona
Characters: All seven
Situation: Opposite Day. All their personalities get switched around while they're on a mission.
Pairings: No Pairings.

A/N: Okay... this is hard to show when writing, cause if I say "Naruto said." I actually mean Naruto's body and not his mind and... GAH! Basically, I'm gonna tell you the person people SEE talking, but I'll let y'all try and figure out who's who ;P I'll leave the legend at the end for you to check your answers XD

Disclaimer: K. Masashi's bishies.

"What do you mean that jutsu switched our minds around?!" Shikamaru had his hands buried in the front of Lee's green jumpsuit, shaking him wildly. "Change it back!"

"Will you calm down, dobe!" Neji snapped at Shikamaru, the pony-tailed boy turning to Sasuke angrily.

"Shut up!"

"I didn't say anything!" was the hurt reply, Sasuke pouting and crossing his arms.

"Right." Shikamaru gave him an apologetic look before scanning the other faces. He blinked. "Which one of you is Sasuke?"

"Does it really matter?" Naruto was leaning against a tree, his arms crossed and his eyes closed. "I think our top priority right now is to find out how to switch us all back."

"Agreed." Kiba stated, his face devoid of any expression.

"You all must calm down and enjoy this spiritous occasion that is allowing us to know one another on a deeper level!" Gaara bounced around the clearing, falling face first on the ground after a few seconds before groaning. "This gourd is heavy. I admire your strength, Gaara-san!"

Lee pulled Shikamaru's hands off the front of his jumpsuit, shifting uncomfortably as it rode up in the back, but saying nothing about it. He fell to the ground with a deep sigh, leaning back against a tree trunk and looking up through the leaves at the sky.

"Mendokuse. Who knows if there's even a way to reverse this."

"Nani?!" Shikamaru shrieked, horrified.

"Shut up, dobe!" Neji smacked Shikamaru across the back of the head before crossing his arms. "You're so loud, and your screaming isn't helping."

"Screw you!" Shikamaru turned and landed a solid blow to Neji's face. Naruto let out a small gasp before rushing across the clearing and pushing Shikamaru away from the Hyuuga.

"Don't punch my body, you idiot!" Naruto hollered angrily. "Punch his!" He pointed at Sasuke.

"Hey, wait a minute!" Sasuke waved his hands in front of his face in a panic. "I didn't do anything! Don't hit me while I'm in Sasuke's body because he's being a jerk!"

"This is so confusing." Lee sighed, then shrugged. "Well, we may as well just wait for everything to get back to normal. I don't know if it'll wear off after a few hours or what, but there's nothing we can do except wait."

"Shouldn't we return to the village?" Sasuke asked, rubbing the back of his head.

"Don't mess up my hair!" Neji exclaimed, Sasuke ignoring him.

"Theoretically, returning to the village could cause a panic." Kiba stated monotonously, his arms still crossed.

"How so?" Sasuke frowned.

"Many people would drop dead if they saw me doing that." Kiba motioned Gaara, who was doing pull-ups on one of the tree branches, and shouting out idiotic things like, "If I don't reach one-hundred pull ups, then I must do two-hundred crunches!"

"Fair enough." Sasuke nodded.

"Whoa!" All of them turned to Shikamaru—except Gaara, who was still doing pull ups—and saw his shadows growing and shrinking. "This is wicked! Shika, Shika, how do I control it?!"

"Do us all a favour and don't." Lee sighed. "Mendokuse."

"Yeah, Neji, how do you walk in a straight line?" Neji narrowed his eyes as he looked around. "I always thought this three-hundred and sixty degree vision had an on-off switch. It's weird being able to see all around myself." He rubbed his eyes. "It's giving me a headache."

"You want weird, try wearing a jacket in the middle of summer." Naruto pulled at his collar. "How do you ever survive in this, Naruto?"

"Practice." Shikamaru grinned widely, putting both hands behind his head.

"Okay, don't ever do that again." Lee said from his position on the ground. "My face looks terrifying."

"Really? I always thought you'd look better with a smile on your face." Shikamaru grinned again.

"Seriously, stop it." Lee insisted.

"Speaking of weird, seeing Naruto all stoic is kind of creepy. Can't you crack a smile or something?" Sasuke poked the blond. He got punched in the face.

"Hey!" Neji hollered. "Don't hit me!"

"Gah, this is horrible!" Shikamaru started tugging on his hair.

"Hey, hey! Stop that!" Lee exclaimed angrily. "It takes a long time to get my hair into that kind of ponytail!"

"There you are!" All of them turned and paled as Ino huffed and came storming towards Shikamaru. "I've been looking all over for you. You were all meant to be back at the village three hours ago!"

She slapped Shikamaru soundly across the face.

"Ow!" He cried out, clutching his cheek. "That hurt!"

"Suck it up, dobe." Neji muttered.

"Screw you, teme!" Shikamaru hurled himself at Neji, only to have Naruto jump in the way and push him back.

"Don't hit me!" Naruto hollered. "Hit Sasuke!"

"Don't hit me!" Sasuke panicked. "Hit Shikamaru! The slap was meant for him, anyway!"

"My youthful friends!" Gaara jumped out of the tree. "We must not attack one another, as it is not fair, since we are not entirely ourselves!"

Ino stared at them all confused before slowly backing away. She valued her sanity, and what she saw right now was going to drive her insane.

"I'll just send Sakura to come get them." She nodded to herself. "Sakura will be able to handle it."

The seven shinobi were left out in the forest the whole night.

END.

A/N: Ow, my head.
Lengend: (Please refrain from being me, aka perverted)
Kiba is in Sasuke's body
Neji is in Naruto's body
Sasuke is in Neji's body
Gaara is in Kiba's body
Shikamaru is in Lee's body
Lee is in Gaara's body
Naruto is in Shikamaru's body