A/N: Because all the cool kids have one.


"You heard me," Nami said, hands on hips in the doorway while she looked Sanji in the eye, the lacy red thong fallen from his grip. His face was ashen.

"Nami-san…why would the shitty captain have panties like this…"

There was just enough of a thoughtful glance and naughty tint in her cheeks to make him question his urge to ask for the rest of his life.

"I bought them for him.

.

.

.

To

wear

.

"