Wonderful Talk Show Returns!
Narrator:Tally ho mofo
Skye:Stop stealing catchphrases.
Me:Yeah! *smile*Hihi! Skye's here for vacation!
Skye:*sighs*And just when I thought I could get away... Just kidding.
Me:Is it cold up there?
Skye:Nah. I'm used to cold. But it was snowing the other day.
Me:Cool! I never saw snow before :(
Skye:*sweat drop* Jenni-nee reviewed.
jenni: well that was good entertainment at half six in the morning XD awww, i love grell, he's babe material, no offence boys
lauren: orkney, just because you're the only scottish person i know who hates snow, it's not snowed
jenni: one, stop it with the island names, two, you're the same
lauren: okaaaayyy... anyway, you guys should watch Sherlock Holmes: a game of shadows, it. is. AMAZING!
jenni: yeah, got nothing since my mind is focused on my haribo breakfast
lauren: why sweets for breakfast?
jenni: i need to go on a sugar high for P.E. today
lauren:... see you all later
Me:I'm glad we could entertain you.
Skye:I love Grell too, but I think I like Sebastian more.
Me:*rolls eyes*Guise, guise, y'know it's all about Ciel.
Skye:Okay, okay. You hate snow Jenni-nee? Is it because it's cold? I personally like snow because you can play in, and with it-
Me:That's what she said.
Skye:*totally ignoring*But I dislike it at the same time because it's hard to walk in... I should know...
Me:We'll watch the movie tomorrow Jenni-san, no time at the moment. And... *sweat drops*Jenni-san, eating sweets for breakfast isn't good...
Skye:Why not? This morning I ate a doughnut, for lunch I ate two strawberry cheesecakes, and I'm about to eat some mille-feuille.
Me:French pastries at 9:30? Seems legit.
Skye:Do you not like PE Lauren nee-sama? I don't like it, but I don't have a choice. *sigh*So that's why I eat sweets before PE so I can build up my hyper-ness... So I'm one of the first people to finish the mile.
Me:Pssh, tried that, came in 67th place.
Skye:..
Me:In MY class...
Skye:*facepalm*Well, bye Jenni-nee, Lauren nee-sama.
Me:Okay. This next one is from 7th. Sister. of Hell.
Alice gives blood and Boris hand jobs or blow jobs
Skye:*blushes*Huaaa! *runs away*
Me:*blank expression*...
White:Memories?
Me:Shut up.
White:Okay, well, I'm going to go find Skye. *walks away*
Black:Wait for me damn it! *runs after*I'm not gonna sit there and watch that shit!
Me:So uh.. Alice?
Alice:No.
Me:Plea-
Alice:No.
Me:But-
Alice:Not in a million years.
Me:Revie-
Alice:No.
Me:But the rule book-
Alice:Screw your rule book!
Me:*gasp*Alice! I thought we had something.
Alice:Oh gosh Kira-chan! I didn't mean to yell at you.
Me:*looks away*
Alice:Kira-chan... Come on...
Me:...
Alice:... Cake?
Me:...
Alice:Fine... Boris, let's-
Boris:NYAAAA! *runs away and hides*
Alice:... *looks at Blood*
Blood:...
Alice:...
Blood:...
Alice:... So, uh-
Blood:No.
Alice:DANG IT! *tackles him*
Blood:G-get off of me!
Alice:No! I won't let Kira-chan ignore me!
Ace:Haha! No peeking kids~
Me:I'm just... Gonna... CENSOR SIGN NOW!
Anna/Amai:*holds up a Censor Sign*
[This content is censored on behalf of the young viewers. We appreciate you cooperation in this talk show, and will continue to censor any M rated content (even though it's rated M) due to young hosts and few young viewers. Once again, thank you for your cooperation.]
Me:...
Ace:*blinks*Aww! I didn't get to see! I was too bust looking at the censor sign!
Me:I wish I DIDN'T see...
Alice:*wipes mouth*Bleh... S-so, K-Kira-chan, you're not mad now?
Me:Mad? I wasn't mad.
Alice:B-but you were ignoring me!
Me:I thought we were playing the silent game~
Alice:... *eye twitches*... WHAT? ! *tackles*
Me:A-ahh! Help! Nii-san! Someone! F-Fu-chan! Lexi! AHHHH!
Skye:*throws a knife at Alice*If you dare hurt her, I won't let you off with just a scratch.
Alice:=_= *gets off of me and sits down*
Skye:*nods*Kirara, why do you always call me and not the faceless?
Me:*sniffle*Because I'm like the princess and you're like my knight! Now your reward~ *puts on lipstick*
Skye:O-oh... Oh god... No. No. NONONONONONONONONONONONONO
Me:*inches closer*Chuu~
Skye:*holds Ace in front of her*
Ace:Haha! Princess kissed me again since...
Skye:9 months?
Ace:Yeah!
Me:Aw... Fu-chan...
Skye:... *sighs*Fine.
Me:Yay! *kisses cheek*
Skye:*blushes*I-idiot...
Faceless maid:U-um... Kirara-sama.
Me:Yes?
Faceless maid:B-Blood-san.. Is unconscious...
Me:O_O Well... Do you think you can take him to the infirmary?
Faceless maid:Well I could, but...
Me:-_-'' Okay, 3 week vacation.
Faceless maid:Okay~! *drags Blood away*
Me:Well.. That's all! Unless you want to stay for the after show~! Jaa nee~
AFTER SHOW-
Me:So how's it like in Colorado?
Skye:Not bad. Pretty fun.
Me:How's school?
Skye:Cool. I made a lot of new friends. A-and.. *blushes*I...
Me:YOU HAS A BOYFRIEND? !
White/Black:YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND? !
Skye:N-no! That's not it!
Me:Then what?
Skye:I was invited to hang out with them when we get back from break...
White:Thank goodness...
Black:*blushes*I-I wasn't worried or anything...
Me:You sounded pretty worried to me. *smirks*
Black:I-I was not! S-she can get a thousand boyfriends for all I care!
Skye:*totally confused*? Uh...
Me:*nudges her*Didn't you tell me you got a new boyfriend?
Skye:Huh? O-oh yeah, totally. He's so cute and tall. He plays the piano.
Black:*cringes*Tch. I can play the guitar, piano, AND I can sing.
Skye:Oh, so can he. But the best of all... He's you. *hugs*
Black:*blushes*
All:Awwwww~
Me:*cough*justinthistalkshowandyourfan tasies*cough*
Skye:KORRRA! DON'T RUIN THE MOOD!
Me:Sorry~
White:What about me? TT^TT
Skye:S-sorry, you too White-kun!
Me:*cough*threesome*cough*
Skye:-_-
Me:Haha. You're entering high school soon too. Isn't that nice?
Skye:Soon? We're still in first semester. But yes, I'm excited. I'm going to Fairview High School! *squeals*It's a medieval themed school! Our mascot is a knight~!
Ace:Like me?
Skye:Yep~
Me:Are you you planning on joining any clubs?
Skye:Hmm... I don't know, but I might join Girl's Basketball.
Me:O_O *drops teacup*Y-you? ! B-Basketball? !
Skye:Yeah... I know I'm not much of a sporty person, but... You know... I'm starting to gain weight.. =_=
Me:How much... Do you weigh?
Skye:91 lbs... *cries*
Me:That's just one more pound than your normal weight... -_-
Skye:YEAH. WELL ONE DAY I'LL BE ALL FLABBY.
Me:*sweat drop*Well don't think too much about it...
Skye:OH MY GOSH!
Me:WHAT? !
Skye:*is on her laptop*Fairview High has an Anime Club! Kyaaaa~
Me:*sweat drops*So you're looking at the clubs?
Skye:Yeah. I'm thinking of joining Anime Club, Art Club, and/or the Drama Club.
Me:Wow.. You're all set, aren't you?
Skye:Yeah...
White:You seem upset...
Skye:Well... I missed you guys a lot.. And you ending the show soon...
Me:*pats head*It's for the best. You're making your own talk show right? So don't be scared. You'll make good friends at school who might want to be in your talk show too!
Skye:True, but what about you?
Me:Oh, don't worry about me. I'm always busy with Student Council work.
Skye:*smiles*Okay.
White:*pinches cheek*Don't worry too much.
Skye:I won't.
Me:It's bed time Fu-chan.
Skye:Okay. Goodnight everyone! It was nice seeing you again!
Me:Goodnight~!