A/N: This one's for alkyone, who mentioned I didn't have much HK in here…, which I actually don't, when I went back to see! Oh and Penguin, does the title remind you of a particular word? Anyways, enjoy everyone!!

Prompt: Today, I tried to get my friend to flinch by acting like I was going to punch him in the face. He didn't flinch, and I ended up punching him in the face. MLIA

Characters: Heiji, Kazuha

Disclaimer: Don't own DC, this prompt is not based on personal experience

Dodge

"Heiji," Kazuha said to her best friend. There was no reply.

"Heiji, can you hear me?" Was he sleeping with his eyes opened or something?

"Oi, Heiji!" Either that or he was really good at tuning her out.

"HEIJI YOU AHOU!!!" Kazuha half screamed in frustration. Still, there was no response from the Osakan detective. What planet was he on anyway, Kazuha thought to herself as she thought of new ways to attract his attention, since yelling was only making her throat hurt. She remembered one time when Heiji had pretended to punch her in the face, stopping about one millimetre away from her nose. Maybe she should try that, since the stupid ahou was clearly not paying her any attention.

"Okay Heiji, watch this," Kazuha said, wondering if he'd flinch or scream like a girl. Now that would be funny; the last time she'd heard him scream was when there was a cockroach on his beloved baseball cap, and he'd screamed in the most girly voice Kazuha had ever heard any guy use, whilst trying to shake the poor thing off his cap. She'd teased him about it for ages afterwards, much to his irritation. It wasn't his fault he was afraid of those brown six legged creatures, was it?

Kazuha clenched her fist, and aimed it straight at Heiji's face, preparing to stop just before it hit him. However, Heiji chose that exact moment to lean forward, causing Kazuha's fist to connect solidly into his face.

"OW!" The two said simultaneously as they collided. Heiji had no idea why Kazuha was punching him in the face, what had he done wrong this time? And Kazuha had no idea Heiji was actually stupid enough to get hit by her; she was a pretty strong girl, after all.

"Heiji you ahou, why did you lean forward?" Kazuha said exasperatedly as she massaged her sore knuckles. Heiji hadn't been joking when he said he had a hard head; Kazuha felt like she had slammed her fist into a concrete wall, already wondering if it was going to swell up. Stupid Heiji for moving, and stupid her for using such an absurd way of trying to catch his attention.

"What do you mean, why did I lean forward? I was just moving, how was I suppose to know your fist was going to be right there, you ahou?" Heiji said while he massaged his sore nose. Kazuha really could throw a mean punch, that was certain. He'd have to be careful; she might punch his face again if he annoyed her. It wasn't his fault he had completely zoned out; the silly girl was the one making him confused in the first place.

"Well didn't you hear me talking to you?" Kazuha asked. Okay, maybe she shouldn't have used so much strength, but how was she suppose to know he was going to move at that exactly moment? "Does it really hurt?" she asked, leaning in as she peered at his face.

A lightbulb suddenly went off in Heiji's head as Kazuha stared at his nose. Taking a deep breath, he took the chance to lean forward and capture his best friend's lips in a light kiss. Kazuha's eyes widened in a mixture of shock and delight as Heiji leant back in his seat, looking rather pleased with himself. Grinning up at Kazuha, he told the dazed girl,

"Maybe you should punch me in the face more often."