Vincent stared at Yuffie surprise, his mouth wide and his sweat ran down his claw. "E…excuse me?"

"Marry me…"

"But Yuffie, I am 3 times older than you at least, if I do that it would be a sin…"

"I don't care! Marry me!" she said, tugging his cape hardly.

"Yuffie…I can't do that, I admit you are attractive, but I…"

"Come on! I want to have kids!"

"Yuffie…I…I cannot do that…"

"Vinnie! Pleaaaase…." She tugged his cape closer, and leaned even closer to his face. Vincent's red eyes stared at the shorter girl uncomfortable.

"Yuf…" but he didn't manage to speak any further until her lips captured his….

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Vincent awoke in his bed, sweat dripping down his face, his eyes wide in fright. His whole body shook with fright as he remembered his horrific dream.

"I must not let such a thing occur… I cannot let Yuffie marry me; it would be another sin to my list…"

Suddenly something moved beside him in his bed, he stopped moving, turning his head he screamed….

"CAITH! WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THIS BED?"

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"Yuffie…are you crying? " Kadaj said with crossed arms in the doorway.

"No!" she is such a bad liar…

Kadaj smirked and stared at her sweet bended back. "Oh…yeah right…crying is for the weak once…"

"Says the one who screams 'MOTHER' all the time..:" she said, turning around with the most deadly glare.

He just snorted and looked the other way, avoiding eye contact with her. Brat…

"I don't want to marry you anyway!" she said while pointing at him.

"W...what?" he was dumbfounded.

"I am going to marry a little prince from the southern Wutai in THREE days…!"

"WHAT?" I am not jealous! I am not jealous! I am not...oh…who am I kidding! Nobody is going to take Yuffie from me without having me slicing them to tiny bits…!

"And don't dare spoil it brat!" she shrieked one last time before slamming the shoji door close, leaving a boiling Kadaj within.

He just smiled, and it widened for every minute that past, his face hidden underneath his silver locks. Suddenly he began laughing like that mad person he was, screaming with laughter "hahaha! Nobody is taking Yuffie from me…!"

Poor wutainiese prince, he doesn't have a single clue……..

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XD I suck….this will last about three chapters I have a calculated somehow…
cake to teddy the bear, reita, unanimos, chaotic rei XD thanks! All rights to square…