Sorry if Fang is OOC, I just have to bend him to fit my stories. Sigh.

Disclaimer: I don't own Maximum Ride. :[

February 3rd, 2012

Fang could tell by the look in my eyes what I was thinking. "He's dead, isn't he?" He asked quietly and I nodded.

Fang sighed. "Death by zebras?"

I nodded again. Really, that boy could read my mind.

He sighed again and looked away. Iggy's comforting hand squeezed my shoulder. "Well, it was either me or him." Fang said at last, looking back at us, but is that anger in his eye?

Honestly, at this point, I was really confused. Was Fang mad at me or Iggy, or did he just want us to be back together? Or was it that he's sad that Dylan was killed by zebras or something..? Or maybe.. his hair did look like a wig, was he going to rip off his clothes (and have a set underneath, of course) and say he was Dr. Gunther Hagen? Creepy, but I had to think of all possibilities.

I now have the idea that Dr. GH had been flirting with me the whole time. Shudder.

"Max, the thing is, the only way he won't come back after me and your flock is if we, you know..." He made the gestures with his fingers.

"Ew, no, I won't be your girlfriend again. I'm with Iggy, remember?" I spoke to him like I would to a little kid.

"Um, no, you don't understand. You could still be with Iggy, but Dr. Gunther Hagen wants our .. how do I put this? Erm.." He looked extremely uncomfortable. "Offspring."

"Girl, you trippin'." I said in my southern accent, but by the look in his eyes, he clearly wasn't.

"Yeah, right, Fangles. Let him kill us all, but I shan't reproduce with you."

"Maxie, going all old English on us again? Angel was right." Ig said, blind eyes dancing.

I snorted. "I hath no boundaries."

Fang looked annoyed. "Seriously Max-"

"Seriously Max-" I mocked him, raising his voice up high. "Seriously, like I want to reproduce with you Max." I said, holding my hand out and pretending to talk with it. "Seriously, I really want to. Like, seriously Max."

Maybe that had gone a little too far, but it was worth it seeing Fang ticked off after all of this while.

We had an epic stare down, but neither was going to give in.

"Look Fang." I said after the minutes ticked by. "If Dr. GH comes, we'll beat him together, like we have before. Your welcome to stay here, in the basement maybe, as long as you promise no reproducing, 'k?"

Fang looked down, and turned back to me to give me his answer.

What he said left me shocked.

I'm working on the Max/Iggy fluff, and there'll be more of it next time, I promise.