"A."

"B."

"C."

In Seme Estate, at that very moment, England and Sasuke were sitting face to face with each other, green eyes boring into dark grey as they said things at the same time.

"Sunflower."

"Rose."

"William Shakespeare."

After a while, Roy walked in and, after he watched the two for a minute, he asked, "What are you guys doing?" To which England replied,

"There are some people who are insisting that our voices sound the same. ( 1 )" The Sasuke added,

"So we're trying to see if it's true." Then the two went back to their testing.

"Sashimi."

"Ogre."

"Swordsman."

Roy frowned before huffing, "Way to spend our day off, guys...", and walking off. But the shinobi and the gentlemanly nation weren't disturbed in the least. They just kept on.

"Rubber Baby Buggy-Bumper!"

"She sells sea-shells by the seashore!"

"How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
If a woodchuck could chuck wood?
He would chuck, he would, as much as he could,
And chuck as much as a woodchuck would
If a woodchuck could chuck wood!"

They both looked at each other, blinking before they asked at the same time, "What?"

Shortest Challenges Ever. Part 1!

"Hello all!" The commentator announced the next morning at the Crown Stadium. "Today, as you can see, both teams are in the middle of an extremely heated match of Tug-of-War! Let's watch!" The camera scrolled to the field where the two teams were trying their hardest to keep the rope on their side.

Well… Actually…

The ukes were trying in vain to pull at the rope, but the semes weren't moving an inch. After about ten minutes of watching the ukes struggle, Germany asked Kisame, "Now?"

"Not yet."

Another few minutes passed before Leon asked, "Now?"

"Give it time."

Five more minutes passed before Ike asked, "How about now?"

"Just a few more minutes."

Finally, after a while, Russia asked Kisame, "Now?" The shark smirked,

"Now." All at once, the semes pulled the rope. The ukes were instantly pulled into the pool of water that rested between the two teams.

Whines of "My hair!" could be heard all throughout Team Uke.

Team Seme- 350

Team Uke- 250

The next challenge of the day was…

"You all must watch these vases!" The commentator handed a beautiful, ornate vase to each team before continuing, "One person has to be watching the vase at all times and they absolutely, positively, cannot break! Understand?" Both teams nodded before they walked to their respective sides of the field.

Around thirty minutes into the event, things seemed to be going well. Itachi had made sure that certain members of Team Uke (Naruto, Hidan, Tobi, N. Italy, S. Italy, America, Tweek, etc…) had been tied up so that the vase would be nice and safe.

"I'm serious, if this vase breaks I will break you guys, understand?" Itachi gritted out, the remaining ukes nodding their heads fearfully in response.

With the semes, each person who had to watch the vase had gotten bored after a couple minutes, so they kept switching off the responsibility to someone else.

Until it came to Turkey.

Sadiq got the vase before Kisame spoke, "Now Turkey, please. Just watch the vase. Don't rub the vase, don't play with the vase, just watch the vase. For the love of God, don't do anything to the damn vase!" The masked nation huffed,

"Ya worry too much! I can handle this!" And with that, Turkey put the vase on a nearby pedestal so he could watch it better.

He watched it for about a minute before he began to frown. "Stupid Greece and his stupid Grecian vases… I oughta…" Then Sadiq proceeded to get into a glaring contest with the vase (really? A staring contest with an inanimate object?). After a while, Sadiq grumbled, "I hate you…"

The vase was silent.

"STOP MOCKING ME!" Sadiq yelled before he punched the vase, sending the poor container to an untimely death on the ground.

"Team Uke wins!" Finland announced.

"Damn it all Sadiq, why?" All of the semes sobbed and yelled at the nation at fault.

Team Seme- 350

Team Uke- 300

"Has anyone here ever played a game called 'Drag the Body'?" The commentator asked as she read the final event of the day. Immediately, Hidan shifted his eyes back and forth, saying,

"I don't know what you're talking about!", sliding a bloody mass underneath a nearby bench. Everyone sweat-dropped before the commentator spoke up,

"Not like that!" Two event-coordinators gave each team a large blanket (decorated by their team colors, of course) before she began again, "This next event is called 'Drag the Body'! Basically, each team has to drag one of their team members, who will be sitting on the blanket, all the way to the finish-line on the other side of the field. The first team that does so wins!"

The teams were a little bit at ease, it seemed simple enough.

"Oh! And just so you guys don't get any ideas, we've already chosen who will be sitting on your blankets!" The commentator pointed to the screen, which revealed two pictures.

One of Russia…

And one of America.

"Oh dear God." Canada groaned. America, on the other hand, was stoked.

"Yes!" Alfred cheered, "I get to be lazy today!", before he grabbed the blanket, lay it on the ground and sat on it.

"I am so sorry…" Russia nearly sobbed as he sat on Team Seme's blanket. Kisame smirked,

"Come on, you can't be that heavy!"

"You're kidding, right?" Prussia scoffed.

A few minutes later, both teams were ready to get going. Bayonetta stood and announced, "Ready, set…" She looked up in the air before she yelled, "Go!", and shot her gun.

Both teams quickly found out why the coordinators had chosen who they had to sit on the blankets. Russia and America were so damn heavy!

"Guys!" Kisame announced after a few moments of the group simply to pull the blanket by forced, "This isn't going to work, we need a plan!"

With the ukes, on the other hand…

"Alfred~!" Itachi groaned as they tried to pull the blanket holding the blonde nation, "Why are you so…" Itachi really didn't want to say 'fat', lest he get another American sobbing-fit, but when he looked behind him, he nearly fell to the floor.

America was sitting there, eating a Big Mac and fires (the milkshake was there too), oblivious to the suffering going on in front of him.

"You stupid fat-ass! I should..!" Itachi was about to start ranting and raving when the members of Team Uke looked to the side and saw Team Seme rushing past them (if you had listened closely, you could have heard Ivan cheering 'Wee!').

"One, two, pull!" The blanket moved a bit, "One, two, pull!" The semes had devised a smart idea (with the help of the ever-organized Germany at the reigns) and were closing in on the finish-line.

"No!" Itachi yelled, "This is not happening again, I won't allow it!" Itachi moved to try and get everyone to start pulling at the blanket again when… "Agh! Hating this!" He tripped on a bug.

A while later, the results were unanimous.

"Team Seme wins!"

A/N:

( 1 ) For those of us who are both Naruto and Hetalia fans, you know that the same person who is Sasuke's Japanese voice actor is also the voice actor for England. Yay, trivia!

Team Seme- 400

Team Uke- 300

Ha ha! Please read, review and cheer on. The teams need your support! Especially Team Seme, they're not getting any love…

-Tyranno's girl.