A/N- Only ten words this time, so this should be a rather short oneshot... Hehehe while I was typing I accidentally wrote "oneshit" which made me laugh really hard. Anyways! This one is for Kizilee: thief yum lick fan throat poke unicorn sniff green giggle.

So I got really bored while writing this. To spice it up, I made it a magical AU where Kurt has a pet unicorn *le shrug*

"Blaine, you jerk!" Kurt ran through the woods after his friend, who would be next to impossible to catch. Blaine may not be very fast on his feet, but he was an excellent rider. "Bring Gypsy back here this instant!"

Blaine rolled his eyes, but turned the unicorn around to bring him back to Kurt. "I don't see what the big deal is..."

"Oh really?" Kurt asked menacingly. He glared at Blaine and brought a finger up to give the shorter boy a hard poke in the chest as soon as he climbed off the magical creature. "You don't see what the big deal is? You stole my unicorn. You're a dirty thief!" Kurt yelled as he started to fan himself with his hand and attempt to catch his breath. Blaine had run them all the way into the middle of the forest, and he was still tired from traipsing through the thick vegetation.

Blaine rubbed his chest where Kurt had poked him. "I wasn't stealing Gypsy. I just wanted to take him for a ride! He likes me!" Gypsy whinnied and gave Blaine a lick, making him giggle. "See? Plus, you weren't riding him."

"Well I- You see, uh-"

"There. You have no valid argument, therefore I'm right." Gypsy had lost interest and began to sniff the green grass. Blaine gave him a pat on the throat. "Yum, grass. You eat up, Gypsy, so we can take Kurt for a ride."

Kurt crossed his arms. "I can ride him myself, thanks. I don't need you to take me anywhere."

Blaine climbed back on the unicorn and rolled his eyes. "But you want me to." He extended a hand and waited until Kurt reluctantly took it in his. Blaine tugged him up to Gypsy's back and felt warm hands circle his chest and hold him tight.

"I'm not doing this because I want to. I just don't wanna run back."

Blaine chuckled and kicked at Gypsy's sides, making him bolt off into the woods. He heard Kurt sigh and felt him rest his head on his back. "Sure, that's why you're doing this."

A/N- Can't you just see them riding horseback together? But on a unicorn? *swoons*