Smashing Something New Every Day

by DianaGohan

How Do The Smashers Feel About The New Updates Added Every Day To They're Game? Read And Find Out. UPDATE 8/22: Sorry for the huge delay but finally, episode 50 is here!

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Well everyone time for the next Smashing Chapter. Defintley not going to be as long as the last chapter (I hope anyway, heh heh). Once again nothing in this story belongs to me and belongs to Nintendo and it's affilate companies. So once again remember to review and enjoy the story because I am really enjoying all you're wonderful reviews for my stuff. And I'm sorry for taking nearly a week to update. Stuff kept coming up, one of which involved actaully getting Brawl and starting to play that, and it was defintley worth the delay/delays I must say. But what will I say in the chapters about it? Guess you'll have to find out on that one right now.

"Smashing Something New Every Day: Chapter Thirty Seven: Luigi's Mansion, Zelda Special Moves, Ice Climber Special Moves, Falco, Bowser Special Moves, Meteor Smash, and Captain Falcon"

By DianaGohan.

As per usual the Smashers had gathered up to hear the updates that Master Hand would provide for them. And since the hand hadn't gotten there yet they were talking amongst themselves about the events from yesterday (even though to them it was now Febuary 20th).

"Ah finally that puny swordsman isn't here" Ganondorf said laughing evily. "Now the lord of all evil can rampage his room like he always planned."

"Uh he's only not here because he won that trip thing, Ganonforgetalot" Young Link pointed out. "And he's going to know you tried wrecking his room while he was gone."

"Why, because you're going to tattletale on me?" Ganondorf pointed at Young Link. "Is that the best the supposed little hero can do?"

"No, he's going to know it was you because someone's going to have to tell him the reason you were cut in two pieces" Young Link said taking out his sword.

"Bah, you can't kill anything. You'd just try pranking it or ineffictlvey stabbing at it with your puny skills". Ganondorf took out his sword. "Once I am revealed I will show you how to really weild a blade."

"Uh, even if you do get a sword I'm pretty sure everyone else can do it better then you" Marth pointed out taking out his own. "You're powerful yet slow strikes wouldn't be a match for my graceful counters-"

"Or my strong eruption blasts" Ike said holding out his sword. "Though I heard Roy use to erupt sort of like me."

"Wouldn't you know watching him jerk off?" Ganon said as Ike charged at him with his sword. "Ah, time to prove my superior sword skills-" Ike chopped Ganon's sword in two. "On second thought, how about a Wizard's Foot?" Ganon tried kicking him but Ike dodged and sliced him hard to the ground. 'Ugh, even when one stupid swordsman is gone, others still make my life miserable."

"Well that's what you get for ripping me off" Captain Falcon poitned at himself. "I hope today's the day I get to finally show all my moves, though not like yesterday when I saw showing them to Dark Zelda-"

"Stop talking about the whoreish version of myself you inferior male speciemen!" Zelda called out.

Captain Falcon shrugged. "Well I'm just saying that's what happened".

"If you really want to talk about sexual encounters then you should hear my tale of me and Zero Suit-"

Zero Suit Samus elbowed her. "You said you wouldn't tell anyone remember? Besides it was more fondling then actual sex."

Zelda gently rubbed her cheek. "Enjoyable all the same."

"Yeah, I suppose" Zero Suit looked down and smiled.

"You know, you really should just admit you're own sexuality" Lucas pointed out. "It will make you feel better to get it out in the open and not have to hide how you really feel."

"Well that's easy for you to say since you don't even understand sexuality at all". Zero Samus looked around and sighed. "I guess I should come clean about it." She held out her hands whistled as everyone looked at her. "Just to clear the air, and make a point now I don't want to hear any jokes about it, me and Zelda are... a couple."

"Uh, duh" Falco pointed out.

"Hey don't be a jerk to her about it you sexist bird". Zelda made a fist. "And if I see anyone here joke about it I will blast them limb from limb."

"Fine, just so long as no one tries saying I'm gay anymore" Marth said holding out his hand. "Just because I wasn't able to find Sheeda and have her tell you and just because my new look is sort of femmy does not mean I'm gay."

"No, it just means you don't know how to find love you whippersnapper". Mr. Game and Watch said. "Unlike old Mr. Game and Watch-"

"You made out with a pixel for four hours!" Marth pointed at him. "How is that love?"

"Cause you whippersnappers don't know about true feelings and back in the old day everyone was pixels cause that's the only way they could of escaped the dinosaurs-"

"Yeah we'll let you know when anyone cares" Ike said rolling his eyes. "If we're all making threats now, I want it to be known I don't want anyone trying to say I am a homosexual anymore since I'm clearly not."

Bowser smirked at him. "What's wrong wimp? Can't take the insults". He pointed at Marth, Zelda and Zero Suit Samus. "You fools seem to think that you can just hide behind these "threats" and think you're save from the King of Koopas taunting, but-"

"Look how about you promise not to say anything and we won't talk about the horrible written atrocity that is your attempted movie script?" Marth asked.

"Bah, now you just don't appreciate genius!" He held up the script. "I'll have you know I've talked to top directors about making this a reality-"

"Oh yeah, like a who?" Mario asked him.

Bowser thought for a second. "That one guy... he made that movie... about that alien phoning home and..." Bowser shook his head. "Point is it's brillant and should not be mocked."

"Fine, just don't mock us then" Zero Suit pointed at the others. "Which should go for the rest of you."

"Hey, ripping on each other is one of the best parts about being in this tournament" Falco stated. "Just because some people feel offended by it isn't a reason we should stop it."

"Oh, so you'd be okay with us joking and constantly ripping on you for your love of bouncing around on objects?" Ike asked him.

"Only those... two times" Falco looked around. "I'm just saying you might as well us not to make fun of the villians for having badly thought of or retarded plans or for Game and Watch for being a rambling fool or Kirby for overeating everything-"

"I don't over eat on staplers!" Kirby said as he was shown eating a stapler. "Unless there's nothing else in the fridge."

Falco rolled his eyes and continued on. "Or for Wario for being greedy or Sonic for being annoying or-"

Master Hand popped in front of everyone. "Hey guys!"

Falco looked at him. "... everything that's wrong with Master Hand"

"Everything that's wrong with me what?" The hand asked him.

Young Link looked at him. "Oh some people didn't want to be made fun of and Falco said that means we'd have to stop making fun of everyone else and that would mean the things that are wrong with you apparently."

Falco saw Master Hand look annoyed at him. "Wow, I guess you really are a tattletale" Falco muttered before crossing his arms. "All I was saying that it's stupid to stop insulting people because someone feels offended."

"Well actually there is a thing called "the line" of things you shouldn't insult people for". Master Hand made a line in the air. "And obviously no one should cross that line if they can help it because it is more then insultive for the people who are getting insulted."

Falco sighed. "Jeez, since when did you get to be touchy feely hand on making sure people didn't get insulted?"

"When it came to a way to make sure you guys stopped making fun of me." Master Hand made a fist. "And so I decree no one shall ever make fun of anyone ever again, espically if it's an insult about a bad update."

"Well you know another way to stop hearing those is to stop doing bad updates" Pikachu pointed out. "Then there wouldn't be any need for us to insult you for them."

"... Shut up rat" Master Hand mumbled.

Pikachu pointed at him. "Hey, you just insulted me! Dosen't that mean you should be punished?"

"Well luckily I never got around to making a punishment system for that so..." Master Hand thought for a second. "Okay fine, insult each other. But nothing too overly crude or only if the person is really deserving of one."

"Hey, since when did you think you could tell the lord of all evil what to do?" Gaonondorf cried out.

"Since you signed a wavor agreeing to be in the tournament and follow my rules for it, that's why". Master Hand looked around. "Speaking of the tournament I do have some good updates for you today and..." he looked around. "Hey, aren't we missing some people?"

"Well fellow swordsman Link and Meta-Knight, along with they're partners Shiek and Samus, are still on the travels around an area through means of an aquatic veichle due to winning the compettion you had sponsored yesterday" Pit stated.

"Oh yeah, they're still on that boat thing till tommorow". Master Hand thought for a second. "Wonder how that's going?"

"Well you could always try asking them when they get back" Young Link stated.

"Yeah guess I can". Master Hand rang a bell. "However for those who wish to hear the next update you get to go on a little trip of your own."

"Didn't you get rid of that update bell thing?" Fox asked.

"Well I brought it back". He looked at everyone starring at him annoyed as he chucked it out a window. "And I threw it away again. So I guess that means we're all going..." he snapped his fingers as the smashers were then transported in front of a creepy mansion area. "Luigi's Mansion!"

"Alright, my mansion is the stage-a!" Luigi pumped his fist into the air. "At least you remembered to put something from my gamecube adventure in the tournament-a!"

"Hey, how come the stupid green plumber gets a mansion while I still haven't gotten a castle?" Bowser asked.

Luigi turned to him. "Hey, I've been asking for a stage since the original-a so I think it's about time I finally got one." Luigi rubbed his chin. "I mean thinking about it I'm the only one of the a 12-a not to get a stage until now."

"Hey, what about me?" Jigglypuff asked. "Because I need a stage. Perhaps an actual stage where I get to sing my greatest hits from a mic in the middle of it-"

"Yeah, wait until I might actually introduce you to start asking for stages" Master Hand pointed out. "Right now we're doing Luigi's stage, which Luigi unlocks by particpating in three fights."

"Why three-a?" Luigi asked. "Don't you a usually do my things in a 2-a?"

"Well since you compalined about being number two last time, I decided to pump you up to number three."

"But that's a demotion-a!" Luigi cried out. "I mean if I'm number three, whose number two-a".

"Mario-a" Wario said. "Cause now Wario's a number one!"

"You're a barley even number-a five" Mario pointed out.

"Hey, I've sold a lot more a games then a this guy" Wario said pointing at Luigi. "Plus I've got WarioWare, WarioLand, Wario: Master Of Disguise and all of my Wario loot none of you none Warios can touch a! And all you've got a is this mansion you sucked at sucking a ghosts in!"

"Hey that did not a suck-a!" Luigi cried out. "Besides, you're Gamecube adventure game wasn't any better and didn't sell anywhere near what mine a did".

"Yeah, I admit it wasn't some of my best a work". Wario held out his hand. "I had the treasure boys-a make it, and despite having treasure in they're name they didn't produce much gold, which is why I had to steal all of theirs-a".

"That still dosen't make you number one or even number-a two" Mario pointed out.

"Well either make me those or else I'll go number three here-a" Wario said as everyone looked at him disgusted. "Yeah I don't think you want that do you?"

"Uh, if you promise to never say or do anything like that again you can go back in Classic Mode and get some more coins" Master Hand said still disgusted.

"About time I was able to get more a money" Wario said as he was teleported out.

"Well despite some not being too happy about it, Luigi does have his own Smash Brothers Pad" Master Hand said as he pointed at the house. "However there's something..." Lightning cried in the background as a wolf was heard howling. "A Little Creepy about this place."

"I don't know if creepy is the right word actually" Fox stated. "More like just weirdly annoying." Luigi looked at him miffed. "Sorry but all I know about this place was from that stupid fan fic "Trapped In A Mansion" where some of us got stuck inside your mansion and the writer decided to make me a total idiot."

"Yeah I remember when the TV Show writers did that to me" The Pokemon Trainer called out.

"You weren't in the TV show, nor need writers to act stupid" Ivysaur commented as the the other two pokemon laughed.

"Hey, that's a mean insult!" The trainer whined.

"Well you did ask for it, forgetting you're not the Ash of the TV Show". Squirtle looked at the mansion. "This does remind me of the Lavender Town episode though with the haunted mansion."

"Hey, I had the haunted mansion long before a them" Luigi caleld out. "Well they had it for a few years but Nintendo said the idea was still a totally original-a".

"Gee, because I'm sure no one's ever thought about having a game or a story about going inside a haunted mansion to battle ghosts" Falco said sarcaistcally. "You really must of cornered the market with that one."

"Well I did a... good thing for it at least-a" Luigi rubbed his chin. "Like... well doing well enough to sell 2.5 million copies. That's a something."

"Dosen't make this place any way less creepy" Sonic said looking around. "Even if this is just a way past lameo version of Mystic Mansion, it's still creepy like that mondo long Thriller video."

"Yeah you would try giving Michael Jackson-a another excuse to come in here-a" Mario pointed out as Sonic glared at him. "Besides. Luigi's Mansion did it first-a"

"Yeah, first for the gamecube-a!" Luigi pointed out

Young Link smirked. "Maybe that's why the console tanked and they had to use the real green Nintendo icon, aka me to make sure the Wii wouldn't do the same."

"First off that was a older you, not regular you" Luigi pointed out. "And also it's not a my fault people don't appreciate some good old a ghost hunting anymore."

"Well maybe people will, but still probably won't, here when playing this proud estate/haunted mansion" Master Hand stated. "Now as you can see, when fighting you have all of these visable rooms, kind of like a cross section."

"That wasn't how it was like in the actual mansion-a adventure" Luigi pointed out. "Why did you have to move it around like that-a?"

"Oh I didn't do it" Master Hand then looked around dramatic. "It was probably... a ghost!" Master Hand started taking out a flashlight and flashed it on and off as the Smashers rolled they're eyes. "Oh come on, it could of been a ghost."

"Oh, so you had Boo designed-a room then?" Mario asked.

"Well maybe it was one of the ghosts from the Mansion itself, like the Grabbing Ghost or the the Gold Ghost or the Garbage Can ghost."

"Garbage Can ghost?" Young Link asked looking over at Luigi. "And you need to wonder why people didn't like coming in here?

"Hey he was a tough to suck up-a!" Luigi cried out. "Besides-a I'm sure if there were anything ghosts around I'd sense it." Luigi's breath turned blue as he gasped. "Oh no, there is a ghost-a around here."

"That's right!" A voice was seen manically laughing as a giant Boo ghost appeared. "Behold the power of King Boo!"

"Bah, the lord of all evil isn't afraid of any ghost, espically just a kingly one" Ganondorf said as he tried punching through the stomach. It faded through the ghost though as King Boo smacked him away. "See, this is why I need my sword."

Young Link rolled his eyes. "Like a sword would really cut through a ghost, Ganonstupiderthennormal."

"Hey it worked that one show" Ganondorf pointed out.

"Well it's not going to work here" Master Hand looked over at King Boo. "Speaking of working here, that's the opposite of what you do, so what are you doing here?"

"Well I heard you talk of ghosts taking over for this stage and thought I'd do good at that" King Boo said smiling evily. "I could go around and suck out the plumber's souls and crush them into a fine powder."

"Hey, that's my job!" Bowser yelled out. "You could only do that trying to dress up as me in that game that everyone hated."

"Okay, can we add Luigi's Mansion bashing to the things-a not to make fun of?" Luigi asked as everyone shook they're heads. "Oh fine, then I'll just have to get rid of the ghost-a" He then took out the Poltergust. "Maybe it's not a special move but it's still a specially effective on you-a!"

"Ha, that's not going to work on me this time Luigi" King Boo stated. "I'm not going to stupidly get sucked up on wander around into a heavily lighted area" Master Hand snapped his fingers as a giant stagelight appeared in front of King Boo as it started shining on top of him. "Oh damn it!" Boo screamed out in pain as Luigi sucked him into his Poltergust.

"Man that guy was way past lamer then that King Boom Boo" Sonic said. "Did he try chucking mondo lame fireballs around as well?"

"Yeah, since for some reason a lot of ghost love shooting around a fire" Luigi said looking over at the hand. "Speaking of ghost-as, he's the only one around here right?"

"Well he shouldn't be around here anyway. I was kind of just trying to be dramatic with the whole ghost thing" Master Hand admitted. "I mean you should really be focused on all of these swanky rooms being opened since I'm not just wasting it on your excluisve use you know."

"Yeah I know we'll all be fighting here-a" Luigi pointed out. "So as long as you guys-a don't try and go to the Reaserch a laboratory or cold storage there won't be a problem-a"

"Oh, but that cold storage thing actually sounds cool" Popo said chuckling some. "Heh, cool. That's a good one."

"Apparently not when I say it" Master Hand murmurred. "But seriously Luigi and everyone, look over at the foru pillars around this house". The Smashers looked at the pillars. "If you attack and destroy said pillars, the area of the house supported by the pillar will crumble to pieces".

"Well stage destruction is always kind of cool" Pikachu pointed out. "Espically since we should be able to destroy some of the areas we go too."

"Well you can't a destroy this one!" Luigi said holding out his hands. "Do you know how long it took to get Nintendo to give me an adventure-a, let alone how long it took to actually pay for this mansion-a?"

"Do you know how much we care about that?" Falco asked him. "Besides it's not really you're mansion. It's just the one the hand made or his "ghosts" or something."

"Well that still dosen't mean-a" Luigi was interrupted as Master Hand smashed one of the pillars in front of him as pieces of the house came down! "Hey-a!"

"Uh, I didn't know it col-collapse like that" Master Hand lied. "My apologies to the owner."

"That's a me!"

"I didn't know Mario owned the Mansion" Master Hand said as Luigi looked at him miffed. "And as Falco jerkishly pointed out, this is my variation of your mansion not your own."

"Well I guess that's true-a" Luigi held out his hand. "I mean my mansion had all of my stuff-a in it so since that isn't here-"

"Hey wait a minute-a" Mario said picking up a book. "Isn't this you're a book "It's Not A Easy Being Green, Because Red Guys Get All The Glory-a" Luigi?"

"Uh... I'm holding that for a friend" Luigi said taking the book looking over at Master Hand. "So what is my... uh his-a book doing here?"

Master Hand sighed. "Well in truth I kind of didn't have a lot of time to build the mansion so I uh... kind of took pieces of it from yours to use." Luigi looked at him very annoyed. "Hey you should be honored to have stuff from your house in the mansion."

"Not if people are gonig to be wrecking it-a!" Luigi said looking at everyone. "So you better not try touching anything-"

"I reckon you ain't gonna try telling a King what to do" Dedede said taking his hammer and smashing another part of the mansion to pieces.

"Ah, my a house!" Luigi cried.

Master Hand looked around. "Well since we've already come this far, I guess we have no choice but to wreck and tear the whole place down."

"No, you have the choice of just putting it back to a where it was and-" He looked to see the other smashers destroying the various rooms of his mansion. "Hey, stop that-a!"

"But it's like fun wrecking stuff" Peach said taking out a golf club and smashing in one of the floors.

"Espically when it's built out of male oppression" Zelda said destroying one of the walls with a magical blast.

"I never opressed a anyone!" Luigi said as more and more of his mansion started to crumble. "Nooo, plese a stop!"

"I think you mean please don't" Master Hand said smashing another one of the walls in. "Though I don't think anyone's listening to you."

"I'm listening" Lucas said holding out his hand. "And you all should to, since I'm sure you wouldn't like it if your homes were wrecked-"

"Shut up you're preaching before I reck your home!" Ganondorf said breaking down one of the walls. "The lord of all evils is too busy crushing dreams to care about your whining,"

Luigi then looked around to see that the entire mansion had been leveled to the ground. "Oh no, it's a gone... all gone!" Luigi started to cry.

"Awww, the plumber's sad" Bowser said tauntingly. "I guess it is just as fun to wreck your stuff as it is your face."

Mario punched him to the ground. "Shut up you a jerk!" He then walked over to Luigi. "Cheer up Luigi, I'm sure the hand will rebuild it unless he wants to be a booted in his non a face."

"Nah, I'm not going to do that". Mario looked angry at him. "Yeah I know it's unusually cruel to Luigi, who is one of the few people who hasn't terribly insulted me around here, but just because it's cruel dosen't mean you shouldn't do it. Espically if smashing down the house gives you an upper hand in Brawl."

Luigi went over to Ness and took his baseball bat. "Well in that case-a, I'm going to get an upper hand in Brawl by upwardly smacking you around your a mansion and see if you like-a that!"

"You're going to try and threathen me with a baseball bat?" Master Hand asked.

"It's not just a baseball bat" Luigi looked at it. "It's a bat with the word "Onett" written on it for some a reason."

"That's because it's my bat!" Ness said taking it back. "If you want to get back at him, why not try using you're own stuff?"

Luigi pointed his Poltergust at Master Hand. "Hey don't try sucking me into your weird not in the game ecto thermace" Master pointed at the pieces. "Why don't you try waiting awhile first before you do anything?"

"What to cool down and try and forget you smashing my house into the ground?" Luigi then looked around confused as the pieces of the crumbled house started flying up and putting themselves back together. The other Smashers looked amazed as Luigi's mansion stood before them, whole again. "What the-a heck just happened a?"

"It put itself back together... somehow" Master Hand shrugged. "I mean it figures you're creepy none ordinary mansion would be able to do that."

Luigi sighed. "Great that means there are more ghosts around and I'm gonig to have to try and bust them." Luigi took out his ghost buster costume from the Halloween special. "Guess that means it's time for Luigi's Mansion 2: Luigi Cleans A House."

"The sad thing is that could actually espically if Nintendo things people want to use the Wii-mote to dust things-a" Mario muttered.

"Well have fun with your ghost bustering Luigi" Master Hand said teleporting everyone else back to the mansion. "The rest of us have other updates to talk about in a non haunted mansion."

"Or is ittttttttttttttt?" Said Crazy Hand with a giant blanket around him.

"Uh, you're not a ghost bro" Master Hand pointed out.

"Or am IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII?" Master Hand took the blanket away from him. "Oh, guess I'm not. Unless I go ghost." Crazy Hand just floated there as everyone starred at him. "Uh, guess I should find another place to go ghost at". Crazy Hand then floated away.

"Well at the very least his common sense was intangible" Master Hand said as everyone chuckled. "Thanks, I got a million of them. But I'll save them for a later time." He looked at his list. "Right now though it's time to see some of Zelda's moves."

"Well I do like seeing her moves" Zero Suit commented as everyone looked at her. "I mean.. you know what? I do mean that!" She ponited around. "I like seeing Zelda's moves, and if you all have a problem with that, then those are your issues, not mine! I'm not going to cover up my feelings anymore, so there!" She sighed. "Have to admit it does feel good getting that out there."

"Told you that you'd feel betting telling the truth" Lucas pointed out.

Zero Suit Samus smirked. "Now if only a certain hand would feel that way."

"Hey, I tell you guys the truth" Master Hand pointed out. "I mean yeah sometimes I lie but it's only for your best interest."

"If Roy was here he'd probably be pointing out how hurtful you're best interests can be" Marth stated.

"Ah I don't listen to drunks, espically if they aren't around."

"Enough of your pointless banter, it's time to show you my royal skills" Zelda said making a fist. "First though" She smiled and kissed Zero Suit's cheek. "Thank you for the compliment. I'll make sure to pay you back for it later" Zero Suit blushed as Zelda looked over at the hand. "So what sort of new incredible moves will I get to crush the oppressive dominant gender?"

"Uh, none" Master Hand pointed out. "Like mostly everyone else, you just have adjusted moves, not totally new ones."

"So then what's the point of doing an update about them if they're the same moves as before?" Marth asked.

"Because I'm stalling for time... I mean... well I guess I'll admitt I'm stalling for some updates. Also want to make sure the people who may not be playing knows how they work for the website version of these updates."

"There is a thing called the instruction manuel they can check out" Pikachu pointed out.

"Uh..." Master Hand looked over at Zelda. "If I didn't show your moves I'd be opressing your obvious superior female rights and be giving into the man's tempation of evil control of your gender."

"That sounds about right" Zelda said as everyone rolled they're eyes. "Oh you're just begging for it now, and not the way Zesasu does either" Zelda said gathering energy.

"Hey, we're not up to beginning for special favors in our relationship!" Zero Suit Samus called out.

"And that's not the move you should show first" Master Hand commented. "Before you show Din's Fire you need to show the standard special, Naryu's love. Otherwise... the X chromsome wins."

"The X chromsome will never win!" Zelda said as she put away her attack energy.

"Wow, why didn't I try just playing into her stupid women's right game sooner?" Master Hand thought to himself looking at Zelda. "Now as you know in Naryu's love, some sort of crystals form around your side, I guess powerful defense magic, and revolves around you, shielding your body."

"It's power is to shield me from the agressive temptations of of pervetic men" Zelda pointed out. "And it is one of my actual techinques, not the made up super arrow you tried pawning on me."

"Uh, thinking about it, I'm pretty sure you did use those in Twilight Princess... princess" Young Link pointed out. "Also, didn't you say it was good shooting people with the holy arrows of female rightousness?"

Zelda nodded. "Yes it was. And so is defending myself against male's slimy power attacks."

"Just be careful when using it though" Master Hand pointed out. "It won't last as long in the air as it does on the ground."

"That is because of how Mother Earth must contend with male sky and is losing the battle because the sky is an obnoxious cheater."

"Uh, if you want to be technical, isn't "Mother Nature" the force that governs everything on this world, including the sky?" Ike asked. Marth smacked him in the head. "Hey, what was that for?"

"Well partially for all those times you attacked me, but now you gave her another thing to annoyingly rant on" Marth stated.

"Call my speeches on you ignorant males annoying will you?" Zelda pointed at him. "Prepare to feel the fury of my femmine force!"

"Safe your FFF rant for FF stuff" Master Hand pointed out.

Zelda waved her fist. "I am not going to write ridicolous fan ficton on these fools!"

"Uh, I meant a different kind of FF" Master Hand said giving Zero Suit Samus the Super Scope. "In order to show the crystal like deflector shield power of the defensive barrier, and how projectiles bounce off of it and get returned back to sender, why don't you go try shooting your girlfriend with this BFG."

"I'm not going to use my acronyms or shoot at Zelda" Zero Suit Samus said throwing the gun away. "And you're sick if you think I would."

"Right on Samus" Zelda called out. "You know there's only one type of love I'd give to you and it sure isn't Naryu's." The two smiled at each other happily.

"Eh save your lovey junk for later" The hand called out. "I just wanted you to do it so you could use Naryu's reflecting power quick and show how it would work."

Zero Samus thought for a second and smiled. "Hmmm, maybe it would be a good thing to show of" she then winked at Zelda.

The Hyrulian princess smiled at her. "Well if you're sure dear then go and fire away."

Zero Suit took the gun and held it up. "I'll fire alright" she then held down the Super Scope and shot a powerful shot from it. As the shot was traveling, she used the flip jump to jump over Marth and shoot him hard in the back with her paralyzer gun!

"Ow, what was that for?" Marth asked as Zero Suit jumped away. Zelda then used Naryu's love to reflect the attack as it shot over at Marth, blasting him through the room and making him smash into the other side of the room. "This is another reason to hate all guns, and most girls" Marth muttered to himself.

Zero Suit walked over to Zelda. "Sorry Marth, but that's what you get for your homo bashing."

"I wasn't even going to do that anymore!" He yelled out.

ZSS smirked. "Well maybe now you're defintley think third about even attempting it again.

"That would be more then you men normally think" Zelda said giggling some as she then went over and hugged ZSS. "Thank you for giving me a chance to get back at him."

"Hey for you princess, anything" ZSS thought for a second. "Hmmm, thought that'd be something Link would say more actually."

"I think his princess is busy in another castle, or cruise ship" Young Link pointed out. "Besides that's something he said in that stupid old 80's cartoon."

"I thought that was well excuse me a princess" Luigi said confused.

"Oh like you're excused" Peach said as Luigi starred even more confused at her.

"Hey sometimes you can have more then one catchphrase like you can have more then one technique to show off" Master Hand said looking over at Zelda. "Now would be a good time to show off your side special, Din's Fire."

"Useful for burning all hateful, evil men" Zelda said gathering a ball of fire in her hand. "So who wants to feel free of having to ever opress people ever again?"

Ivysaur then used his fine to make the trainer raise his hand. "I do!" Ivysaur said in a fake trainer's voice.

"Hey, I don't opress anyone!" The Trainer called out. "Paul's the Pokemon opressor."

"No, Paul's the jerky polar bear" Popo pointed out.

"No, he's talking about comparing himself to Ash again, which is more stupid then opressive" Squirtle said as Zelda aimed her hand towards the trainer.

"Okay so maybe I sometimes have to take a Pokemon's freedom away to make them do my bidding, but I never did that with any girls!" The trainer said. "I just had Pikachu break they're bikes and never paid them back the money for that."

"That's opressive enough!" Zelda said shooting a blast of Din's Fire over at the trainer as it caused a small explosion, making him look somewhat dusty but otherwise okay. "Hey, that should of blasted him to smithereens!"

"Uh sorry but you can't just use Din's fire just like that" Master hand commented. "Unless you like just a small pop of energy you're not really going to do much. In order for it to be affective, but yet not deadly, you need to hold down the move and gather the fire power."

"Well more power is needed to help clense the world for the better" Zelda said as she started gathering a stronger level of fire.

"Also remember you can tilt it up and down when using it". Master Hand extended his fingers. "When stored up to it's maximum level, Din's Fire is unrivaled as a special blasting move."

"What about my PK Flash?" Ness asked.

"Uh... besides that one and maybe Samus's charge shot."

"Bah, that blast isn't really worth all the hype it gets" Zero Suit pointed out. "It takes a lot more skill to have to aim and hold down power then it is to jump and blast around with it like she likes to do."

"I'm glad you see the impressive strategy in finesse used in my moves" Zelda commented.

"Uh, Din's Fire has about as much finesse as one of your rants, no offense" Marth said as Zelda glared at him angrily. "Well it does!" He said running to the other side of the room. "Besides nothing you can do about it all the way over there."

"Not true actually" Master Hand stated. "If used right, she can hit opponents even at this..." he then flew over from Zelda to right in front of Marth. "Range."

"Well she can't shoot me from another room" Marth said starting to walk off.

"Oh no you don't". Master Hand then froze him as he floated away from Marth. "You're the target of this special move so that means you're going to have to be blasted by it first before you learn how to dodge."

"I think I know how to dodge just fine-" Marth said before being hit by the Din Fire's blast. "Though it dosen't help when I've been frozen" Marth said fairly dazed.

"Well then you needed the heat right?" Master Hand asked as Marth starred at him annoyed. "Uh... anyway" Master Hand unfroze him and threw him a maximum tomato. "Now that you know the attack you can learn the timing of it fairly easily, you can try and get into the air and preform a jump, maybe using your shield while you're at it, to try and dodge it."

"Dodge what?" Marth asked before seeing another Din's fire coming at him. "Should of known" he muttered before jumping into the air to dodge it. Zelda grunted as she threw another Din's fire at him which he blocked with his shield. She then shot at him again as Marth used his third jump to get over her attack. He then fell to the ground and was hit by a Din's fire as he landed as he was knocked to the ground. "Haven't you used that enough?" Marth asked her.

"I'm just getting started" Zelda said gathering more energy.

"More like getting ready to move on" Master Hand pointed out. "Now that we're over Din's Fire, it's time to talk about Faoere's Wind, you're up special."

"That's not useful for dominating and showcasing the power of women" Zelda stated.

"Well it is the special useful for evasion and to get back at solid ground for the uh... men who try and put you on unsolid land masses-"

"Oh would you stop trying to play into that?" Fox asked. "You're only saying it so she'll actually do the moves for you."

"No, I'm generally intrested in uh... women's rights." The others rolled they're eyes. "Hey, I am! Who do you think bought all those Spice Girls CDs?"

"Like me?" Peach said rasiing her hand.

"Well you and my brother, but the point is I didn't throw them in the trash and crush them with a hammer like I did anything related to the Plain White T's." He looked over at Zelda. "The point is that when using Faoere's Wind, you fly in the directional you tilt yourself in the moment you disappear whichever way you want to go."

"It is a rather useful teleportation technique" Zelda said using Faoere's Wind to teleport behind him. "However you're sexist depowerment of it in matches dosen't allow for the range and strength the move dosen't usually have."

"Well, that's more just not letting you be able to abuse the teleport power more then sexist" Zelda pointed out.

"Yeah, that's what he did to my teleport" Mewtwo pointed out. "And I didn't complain about it."

"Well yours lacks the power and finesse of mine" Zelda pointed out.

"Uh, mine is actually has a lot better range and and percision then yours does actually". Mewtwo crossed his arms. "You're just saying that because you always seem to make you look like the strongest, which is actually a common trait around here."

"Technically, you do that as well" Pikachu pointed out.

"Well not as directly though. Besides I only speak when I feel something needs to be addressed, not to incessitantly rant about the same thing over and over."

"Okay, you are asking for it" Zelda pointed at him. "Thinking about, you have tried to control women for you're own evil ambitions-"

"Well only that one time with Joy in the first movie."

"And that time with me in Event 44!"

Mewtwo rubbed his chin. "Yeah I guess then to. Ironically both did have the same name."

"Ironically you're about to burn for both of them!" She teleported behind him and tried blasting him but Mewtwo just teleported away from her. Zelda grunted as she tried teleporting and hitting him again as again Mewtwo evaded with a teleport.

"As you can see, you can go from the side, up, and down with this teleport" Master Hand said as the two were teleporting all around the room. "And since it moves you a long way in some cases, it may be more useful then just running, so I'd think you'd use it a lot in Subspace Emissary."

"Perhaps when I'm not being locked in your opressive sexist cages" Zelda cried out continuing to try and blast Mewtwo who then teleported behind her and knocked her away with a psychic shove.

"You do realize that you could be at this hours and still not catch me right?" Zelda quickly teleported and tried punching him as Mewtwo teleported to right in front of the window. "Well that was a slightly different effort at least, though still just as inaffective." Zelda then teleported and tried hitting him again as Mewtwo then just teleported behind her and knocked her out the window.

"Hey, that's not the way I wanted to show she might not always make a safe landing!" Master Hand said taking out a card that had Zelda falling down a pit.

"Jeez, how often do you take pictures of us and erase our minds?" Fox asked.

"I'd answer but I think you'd just be annoyed at me" Master hand said as everyone starred at him annoyed. "Uh, even moreso probably." Zero Suit Samus went over and jumped out the window, grabbing Zelda as she pulled her up with her Tether recovery. "Oh sure, you're okay with using it when I'm not the one chucking you out the window-"

"Shut up hand!" Zero Suit said annoyed as she looked down at Zelda. "Sorry it took me so long to get you" she gnetly rubbed her cheek. "I thought you might of tried teleporting up at first but realized you'd need to land on solid ground to do that again."

"That's okay" Zelda said hugging her. "So long as I'm with you I feel safe."

Zero Suit looked at Mewtwo. "Try that again and you won't be the one feeling safe."

"I should point out I was the one who was attacked but I suppose since I'm not the one you have romantic attachement to which throws away the rational notions of this not being my fault, I'm not going to hold it against you unfairly blaming me" Mewtwo stated.

"Well one day all your dodging is going to catch up to you" She then looked down at Zelda. "In the meantime though, I better take care of you."

Zelda held out her hand. "Don't worry, I'm fine."

"No, I think you're pretty injured" ZSS smiled and gently rubbed Zelda's stomach. "I better go and take a more personal look at how much."

"Well... if you insist" Zelda smiled as the two teleported away.

Master Hand sighed. "It seems like only yesterday when she was trying to use anger to cover up the need to try and spend personal time with Zelda."

"Well I think then she wasn't into it too much actually" Ness pointed out. "Based off reading her feelings I think Samus, Power Suit and Zero suit, are attracted to anyone who pays them enough attention so obviously when being noticed mor they're going to feel more feelings for someone."

"Uh, I'm pretty sure we should put trying to read our feelings onto the things you shouldn't say or do!" Ike stated.

"Yeah no more mind taking okay?" Master Hand asked.

"Well maybe you should jsut try solidying everyone's thoughts like you did your own if you don't want the secrets to get out" Ness commented.

"Uh maybe later, maybe never, but defintley not right now. Espically since we've got even more moves to go over."

"Uh, I'm pretty sure I am not mature enough to see the moves Zelda is currently doing" Lucas stated.

"Not from her, but from someone else". Master Hand looked over at the Ice Climbers. "Or rather someone else..s".

"Alright, time for our moves!" Nana said looking over at Popo. "Time to show these guys how to really bring the cold."

"So long as you're not trying to a crush us with giant Iceburgs-a" Mario stated. "Or doing another flashback-a."

"Yeah, remember that last time was the last (beep)in time you said you've give into that (swear)" Snake pointed out.

"Well we didn't know we'd get another update" Popo stated. "Though I'm not feeling like saying anything about our past... yet."

"Just make sure you (swear)in keep it that way or else I'll show you how I (curse)in ice people" he muttered.

"Hey the only Ice that will be coming around here will be those who are into clmbing" Master Hand looked around. "And since no one else can freeze and climb around here-"

"Well technically I have PK freeze and have climbed around some trees outside" Lucas stated.

"Well... besides that, no one else here can do that so let's talk about those who do, the Ice Clibmers". Master Hand pointed at the two. "Now when you guys play a little you'll figuire this out yourself, but since that's a few weeks away, even though it feels like it should be out now-"

"Well it SHOULD be out now anyway" Fox pointed out.

"Shut up you! The advice I was trying to give, before being RUDLEY interrupted, was that when you two fight, making sure that your partner Nana, or Popo, however you guys decide to do it, is key."

"Hey it's more then just key" Popo pointed at him. "No way I'd let anything happen to Nana if I could help it."

"Me neither Popo" she said smiling. "There's no way we'd let anything happen to each other ever since... that day."

Snake groaned. "Great, here comes the (swear)in flashback."

"Actually it's... not something we want to talk about actually" Popo said as the two looked down sadly.

"Well I'm glad you're saving your tragic (beep)in flashbacks" Snake said crossing his arms. "Maybe if this (swear) gets an anime adpation you can (beep)in bore people in there with it-"

"Don't be mean about it Snake" Lucas said looking over at the Ice Climbers. "Like I said before it helps to talk about problems so you don't have to bottle up that joy, or in this case, sadness alone and can share it with others."

"Well... I guess it would help to talk to someone else about it" Nana pointed around. "Just so long as you put it in one of those things to never make fun of us for."

"Hey, we're not the kind of jerks who'd make fun of someone with an actual serious problem" Pikachu stated before looking around some. "Well some of us here probably are but I'm sure they can shut up for a second-"

"No one can shut up the lord of all evil!" Ganondorf cried out as Young Link took out a boomerang and smashed him in the back of the head, knocking him out.

"Probably should of done that who knows how many times already" Young Link said to himself before looking at the Clibmers. "Seriously though, we promise not to make fun of it so long as it dosen't involve cola advertisment ads or Iceberg pinatas or Paul the Polar bear or Topi musicans."

"No... this one dosen't involve any of those things actually" Popo said looking down as the flashback lines waved on screen, as the climbers were shown jumping from iceberg to iceberg around Icicle mountain. "It was an ordinary day. Jumping around icebergs, searching for vegetables to eat, chatting with our artic friends. And then.. tradgey struck".

"Better be careful here Popo" Nana said pointing in front of him. "That ice is a whole lot slippier then most of the ice around here. Afterall it's Crystalisis ice."

"Uh, wasn't that some legendary sword that combined the four elements?" Popo asked.

"No, that's Crystalis ice. Crystalisis is increidbley more slippy since it's made from the Ice particles in upper Icicle Mountain" Nana pointed out.

"Oh yeah, they say it's so cold up there you wouldn't be able to survive with even octuple jackets" Popo said shivering a bit. "Man I don't know if I would ever want to be that cold."

"Yeah, me neither, so we should probably try and find a different route to take since-" Nana was interrupted as the two heard a shirll cry as they looked to see a flock of giant red birds descend around them.

"During our travels we had encountered various type nitpicker birds" Nana narrated. "However the ones we saw that day were a lot bigger then normal. Apparently that's how big they grow up in the highest levels of the mountain. We're not sure why they had descended down near the boarder, but the point is they defintley weren't around for a friendly chat."

One of the Nitpickers tried grabbing Popo as he smashed his hammer hard into it's face as it was knocked away. "Geez, like I needed another reason to hate these things" he said as he and Nana jumped before being gobbled up by another pair of Nitpickers.

"Yeah, trying to eat our vegetables is one thing, but us?" Nana held out her hand shooting a frozen wind that knocked one of the Nitpickers into the ocean where it descended into the water. The two then hammered another couple away as the Nitpickers continued to shriek out as they starred angrily down at the climbers.

"Hey if you don't want to be hit, leave us alone!" Popo called out as the Nitpickers shrieked angrily and started flying around at rapid speeds around the climbers. "Hey, you're not the only ones who can do that!"

Nana smiled at him. "Guess these guys are asking for it." He nodded as the two spun around, creating a mini cyclone of they're own as the birds flew at them,. The Nitpickers were knocked back by the hammer cyclones as they growled angrily at the climbers as they continued spinning.

"And now for the coupe de grace!" Nana and Popo, still spinning attacked they're belay ropes to they're hammers as they spun around at a faster rate, smacking the Nitpickers from a greater distance and making them fall far away from the climbers as they started flying off. The two stopped spinning and looked around. "Scared those jerks off!" Popo said high fiving Nana.

"I'm sure that will teach them not to mess with us." She stated before they heard another Nitpicker cry as a slightly smaller, black nitpicker descended upon them.

"It's a mistake to try and pick a fight with a flock of giant Nitpickers, espically when they're leader is around" Popo narrated as the Nitpicker looked at them annoyed. "Of course at the time we had grown a bit too cocky in our own abilities. We really thought we could take this thing down like we took down it's friends. Though I guess either trying to fight or run away, the results would of been the same."

The Nitpicker shrieked as Nana pointed at it. "Look unless you want to be hammered in like your friends-" as if in a flash, the bird flew right at Nana, slashing her severly as it flew to the other side of the block of ice.

"Nana!" Popo said as he looked down at the pink coated ice climber. "You okay?"

She got up, nodding a bit. "Yeah I'm fine" she looked at her arms. "It tore off a lot of my coat though."

"Well that's another reason it's going down." Popo then swung his belay hammer at the beast as it quickly dodged and flew at him, slashing him as he fell to the ground too. "Well that's not going to work" Popo looked down to see his attire had been shred as well. "And I really liked this jacket too."

"Worry about that later, we still have this thing to fight" Nana said as it flew at them again. Nana tried freezing it but the Nitpicker continued flying, not even affected by the blast at all as it flew even closer. Popo tried intercepting the attack but instead got shred as well as the two fell to the ground. They got up, but this time they looked pretty heavily damaged.

"Okay, now I'm mad-" Popo started to say before the Nitpicker sped at them again. It shredded the climbers over and over as the two shrieked out in cries of pain.

"Though at first it only really piereced clothing, it soon started piercing our flesh as well" Nana narrated as the two continued to get shred. "I could swear amid the cries of pain, I could hear the thing's evil laughter, as it enjoyed mercissley tearing us apart. Still though, the worst was yet to come." The bird stopped as it looked at the two climbers, bleeding with most of they're jackets shred as they looked at him. They breathed heavily, barley able to stand up as they looked at the creature as it started spinning around.

"KREWWWWWWWWWWWW!" The nitpicker yelled as it spun around at furious rates as it soon became a cyclone of energy that stared down at it's prey. The two looked up in fear as it desended downward at them. Right before it could attack though, Popo despratley pushed Nana as far he could as she fell an ice patch away from his.

"Popo!" She cried out desperatley as the male climber was hit by the vicious blow. Popo was knocked into the air and fell into the ocean as he tried swimming out but soon just found himself started to sink as he fell deeper and deeper into the Ice Water. "Popo" Nana said quietly as some tears fell on her face.

"Normally falling into the water around the middle section of Icicle Mountain isn't too bad" Nana stated. "That's provided of course you're wearing a huge helpnig of jackets and are able to swim around to keep the circulation of blood going." Nana looked at the bird angrily. "However Popo had fallen in the upper icicle mountain areas, bleeding and unconcious without any coats to protect him from the cold. All because of this evil bird." Nana glared daggers at it as she jumped into the air, yelling angrily. "For a brief moment I had forgotten all the pain we had endured as one thought had come to mind: getting rid of this evil bird." The bird spun around again as it flew at her. It's beak impaled through Nana's side as she hammered it hard into the side of the head, crushing it the two fell onto another nearby ice patch. Nana was able to knock the bird off of her as she looked at the water.

"Po...po" she breathed out as she winced in pain, looking down at her wound.

"Similarly, diving into the ocean after nearly having your kidney piereced through isn't something you should do either" Nana narrated as her past self jumped into the ocean. "However I knew I had to save Popo, just like had saved me from the bird's attack. So I forged ahead, ignoring the pain and the cold and just focused on finding him." Nana then saw Popo continue to float down unconcious as she was able to grab him as the two made it to the surface, managing to grab onto a floating ice patch.

"It was a miracle we had survived that at all" Popo narrated as Nana was shown passing out on the patch of ice. "After we had gotten up it took weeks to try and heal. In Icicle Mountain there are no hearts of tomatoes to recover you're wounds. Only ice, and only that will go so far." The two were shown slowly recovering after having gotten up and floating around on other ice patches, with Popo carrying Nana around. "Nana's wound from the last attack was the most severe problem. She had lost so much blood so fast. There were times when trying to treat her that I saw I'd never see her again, that she would die from this... that I would die from this. The flashback ended as the two ice climbers were looking down sadly. "After that ordeal we made a promise to each other to protect each other no matter what, and never let any enemy or anything every try and tear us apart ever again".

Peach was shown crying heavily as she went over and hugged the two climbers. "That is like the most saddest story I ever heard!" She said looking at the two. "I'm like so sorry you guys had to go through such trauma".

Ness nodded, also crying a bit. "Yeah... no one should ever have to go through the pain of seeing the ones they loved about to die right in front of them, espically like that."

"Yeah but, in a way it made us stronger" Popo said looking over at Nana. "It made sure we always protected each other, always looked out for each other, and made sure nothing like that ever happened again."

"That is why we will always fight as one" Nana said as the two seperated from Peach and hugged each other. "So no one will ever be able to tear us apart ever again."

"That is... so touching" Bowser said wiping away some tears and looking away. "I mean... the Koopa King is not moved by your plight!"

"Yeah a right" Mario said wiping away some of his own tears. "You were moved, just liked the rest of us."

Sonic grunted and smacked his hands together. "Man I wish that bird was here right now" Sonic said angrily. "I'd way past slice him to pieces for doing that to you. Bad enough the lameo sliced at you, but making you almost drown? No one deserves that mondo pain."

Olimar was shown bawling uncontrabbly. "Oh dear but that is the most saddest of stories I have ever been a witness to, even moreso then green Pikmin almost being devourcated by a Armored Cannon Beatle."

Master Hand wiped away his own tears to see everyone stop they're crying. "I was going to say your attacks suffer when you're alone but... suffering like that is an even bigger cause for concern." Master Hand looked over at the Climbers. "If you want to skip out on the updates for today and... take some time to recover, that'd be okay-"

"No, we're good" Nana said holding out her hand. "Thank you all for you're concern though. It really means a lot to us."

"I... still don't see what the big (beep)in deal is" Snake said looking away.

"Don't try and fool anyone. You were crying like everyone one else" Mewtwo said pointing over at him.

"I just had something in my (beep)in eye" Snake said rubbing his eyes. "Which for once wasn't a (beep)in nut."

Popo smirked at him. "Looked like tears to me."

"Yeah well..." Snake thought for a second and sighed. "I don't know. Something."

"Well you'll be happy to know that unless we get another stage/character/move set that will probably be our last flashback" Nana said holding out her hand. "Unless you want to hear the great tale of the snowball war."

"Yeah we really hammered away at those Topis" Popo said.

"Yeah though you probably shouldn't of used your hammer for that one Popo" Nana stated as the two laughed some.

"Well I'm glad to see you're spirits have listed and you're ready to hear about your moves". Master Hand looked at them. "Now obviously together you hit harder and score multiple hits without having to worry about being torn apart by evil bastard ice birds."

"Well that didn't stop us from getting pummeled by Falco that one time" Popo pointed out as the two laughed a bit.

"Hey don't compare me to that guy" Falco pointed at myself. "Maybe sometimes I'm a jerk but not with anything like that."

"We know, just saying". Nana looked over at Master Hand. "And we appreciate the concern but you really can just go through the update like you normally do. Don't have to try and say anything for our defense."

"Wow, you guys are so brave, and cool". Master Hand looked to see the two starring confused at him. "Okay, guess it is status quo again. So that means I'm going on to mention that your special moves hit even harder then regular ones together."

"You know why do you even want to try and fight alone-a anyway?" Mario asked. "After what happened I thought you would of demanded more of always sticking together even if one of you gets a knocked off."

"Well obviously it's different in a more friendly tournament then life or death situations" Popo pointed out. "Besides If one of us is knocked out we owe it to the other to try and knock out the guy who tried offing our partner. That's the Ice Climber way."

Nana held out her hand. "Along with always staying cool and... trying to get another adventure out to the world."

"Well don't worry. I'm going to make them try and do a Wii Ice Climbers. For real this time" Master Hand pointed out. "In the meantime though you can still show off in brawl, with various moves like you're standard special Ice shot."

"Oh you mean like this" Popo said shooting an ice chunk that floats along the room.

Kirby swallowed it up. "Oh boy, ice sure does ease the sadness of ice stories!"

Master Hand looked at Popo. "Yeah that's what I meant. Alone Popo you just sent out a chunk of ice that just slllides away... into I guess Kirby's mouth. However with Nana by your side your attack is doubled."

Nana and Popo shot out ice chunklets. "Well Ice is nice at double the price." Nana commented.

"Don't have to tell me twice" Popo said as the two high fived.

"Oh dear, I heard that causes the quackiness of the earth around our location" Olimar commented.

"Only with a smash ball though" Master Hand said as the two chunks floated around the room. "That's still not any cause to lower your guard though. Afterall with two shots of ice, they can relax and know that they don't need to worry about the attack being reflected as one projectile will cancel out the other upon being repelled."

Fox saw the ice get near him as he quickly shot it into dust. "Of course two ice chunks aren't enough to stop 10 shots a second" he commented.

"Well what about 20 ice chunks?" Popo said as he and Nana created a huge loads of ice chunks as they floated around the room. Fox tried shooting at them all but wasn't able to take them all out as he used his Fox fire to jump above them.

"You may think Fire beats Ice" Nana commented as her and Popo jumped up as they hit Fox with some Ice chucnks as he fell to the ground. "But remember that your fire can only ignite for so long compared to our ice shots."

"I think I'll remember not trying to just jump up like that when facing an opponent" Fox said as he got up and dusted himself off.

"You should also remember that ice like that will be a constant source of headaches to they're opponents, aka you guys" Master Hand commented. "Still though if you think that's bad, you should see they're side special, the Squall Hammer."

"I reckon I'm the king when it comes to hammering" Dedede said taking out his. "And no pink coat or pink puff is going to try and change that."

"Since when did Jigglypuff have a hammer?" Kirby asked.

"He means you, lord eats a lot!" Jigglypuff yelled out. "I mean people confuse us enough already even though my voice is clearly at a different octave then you."

"Well my voice... is telling me I'm hungry and need some food" Kirby said walking off.

Popo pointed at Dedede. "And though you technically have the biggest hammer, which dosen't mean anything despite what Smash Kingdom tries implying, that dosen't mean it's the best."

"Course it does" Dedede said spinning it around. "As I done told you jet power beats Ice power."

"Yeah until it explodes you you" Nana pointed out. "Our Spinning squall hammer only spins us though sometimes it does spin us offstage."

"Espically when we were first invited to the tournament" Popo said sighing. "We were really out of pratice then."

"And though you aren't now you should still give it a try" Master Hand stated as Popo shrugged and started spinning around. "Alone spinning around and around isn't useless or anything, but..." Nana smiled and started spinning with Popo. "That is so much better."

"Well it's way less annoying then the last pink thing I saw Spin with a hammer, unless Nana starts getting clingy" Sonic muttered to himself.

"And that's not all" Master Hand pointed out. "If you radidly spin fast enough you can rise higher into the air doing the move, a secondary function whose rate ascends moreso when you both do the move." The two started spinning rapidly as they soon started raising in the air.

"To bad we can't shoot ice out like this" Popo said from within the tornado. "Otherwise you'd have to deal with powerful ice hammer Tornado action."

"Well the rising though only seems effective if you're opponent's rising with you" Pikachu pointed out running below them. "I mean if not you could be gotten from below, or if you were hit by say Thunder above". The Ice climbers then seperated and jumped down.

"Hey, that's not cool!" Popo said pointing at him.

"Well I really wasn't going to do it, just saying".

"Technically though they're probably going to be hitting you more with different stuff in the air" Master Hand said looking at his list. "Like the Up Special move, Belay."

Mario smirked. "I'm pretty sure if you were in the game your up special would be delay-a."

Master Hand pointed at him. "Hey I'll have you know I am..." Master Hand thought for a second. "Wait, that's too good to reveal now. Better just stick with the climbers" He thought before looking at them. "Belay, not DELAY, is good for getting up. Well when you're together obviously." He shows a picture of Popo trying to belay falling off Distant Planet. "See here it looks like you're just going through the motions. Almost as if you had to work out that kink in your shoulder."

"There's no kin in my shoulder" Popo said confused moving it up and down.

"Well if there was that's probably what you would be doing" Master Hand threw the picture away. "Point is though it's not really affective at all unless you're with Nana. Or Nana's with you if it would be "sexist" to only say it the one way.

"Well maybe to some people but I understand what you mean" Nana held out her hand. "Still though shouldn't we have at least a small hope as a third jump if it's only the two of us? Does it really have to be just nothing?"

"Well yeah, that's kind of the reason why you need to fight together since it's an example how you need to be together for maximum success" Master Hand pointed over a Olimar. "I mean his up special is just as inaffective as yours alone without the Pikmin."

"That dosen't mean I still can't show you a rounding bout of fistecuffs" Olimar said holding out his hands.

"Wellactuallyitdoes, but that's not the point here". The hand looked back at them. "Using belay together, you preform a feat that will leave everyone dazzled ad the depths of your friendship, which I hope never ever breaks."

"Awww thanks" Popo said smiling at him. "You know you may be a jerk about updates but deep down you're really a nice hand. I hope you don't let anyone tell you otherwise."

"Uh, I think if Roy or the Doctor were here they'd have reasons but you know that's they're problem, not yours" Marth pointed out.

Master Hand nodded. "Yeah I don't have any problems. Well a few but hey no one's perfect."

Sonic raised his hand. "Chaos was once but then I way past kicked his butt."

"How could something be a perfect and then get a owned by you?" Mario asked.

"Well you call yourself way past perfect and I've mondo owned you" Sonic pointed out as the two starred angrily at each other.

Master Hand broke them up. "Hey, once again focus on the climbers here, for they're final special, the down blizzard. Or blizzard down. Or... well blizzard but it's the down special so uh... that."

"Ah, my favorite of our attacks" Nana said shooting a wave of ice energy from her hand.

"Well I prefer the good old hammer, but ice is always good too" Popo said shooting another wave of ice.

"Alone you can use this short range ice at a foe in one direction but together you're guarded from both sides" Master Hand said as the two started using blizzard from both sides. "And of course jumping in the air you use double that power in the same direction." The two jumped in the air and started shooting blizzard around.

"Uh, I'm pretty sure that's enough ice" Charizard said looking at the ice piling up. "Unless you want it all melted into water in about five seconds-"

"You can't charizard" The trainer poitned out. "You need to wait one episode before attacking them after building up emotional back story otherwise how are we going to make people care about the other guys fighting?"

"Uh, I'm pretty sure that's just more retarded anime logic" Ivysaur commented.

"Hey, how if it's so retarded how come it lasted over 500 episodes?" The trainer asked.

"Because most people are retarded" Squirtle commented as he looked around. "Besides I don't really see the problem with having so much Ice around."

"Duh, you're a water type, but for fire types like me it's a hassle" Charizard said blowing some of the blizzard down.

"Fine guess we won't make it snow in the room" Popo said as the two stopped they're blizzard. "Still though some pretty good stuff."

"Yeah, it's espically handy if you follow up a small jump with a midair blizzard to shoot at foes" Master Hand pointed out. "And of course you remember to do a small jump-"

"Don't try and make us go over those stupid quick techinques again!" Marth yelled out.

"Fine fine, however the point is that the Ice Climbers are about Team work so fighting them boils down to protecting Nana. It's all about Nana, or Popo. Or... both of them." Master Hand thought for a second. "This made more sense when I was thinkign about the players who'd be using Popo while the CPU would just be Nana."

"Like a CPU could ever control one of us right" Nana commented. "I mean sometimes they don't even know how to jump and follow us correcntly in the game version."

"Uh, well you should overlook your CPU "friend's" desire to wander off really and just focus on the teamwork." Master Hand made a fist. "Afterall like a team of skilled mountain climbers trying to reach your peak, you must honor and cherish the bond that binds you with your teammate as you fight together."

"Well we are that and... do that" Popo pointed out. "So there's no need to tell us that."

"Yeah well... if you're climbers then how come you haven't told us any climbing stories then?"

"That is a good point" Nana stated. "And there's this really good climbing story we have-"

"Uh actually you should save that since after that last tale I'm pretty storied out for awhile." Master Hand smiled. "Besides it's time to get onto an even better update."

Falco crossed his arms. "Guess that means it will be an even worse update you try and disguise as a better one."

Master Hand turned to him. "Oh you think so huh?"

Falco smirked. "Yeah I do. And this is the part where you "well for your information this update is uh... super powerful smash attacks that are all stuff you know already but I feel like going over again because I like wasting your time" or something like that."

"So you're saying I'm going to waste my next update then?" The hand asked as Falco nodded. Master Hand then fell to the ground and started laughing incredibley hard as everyone looked at him confused.

"What the hell's your problem?" Falco asked him.

Master Hand stopped laughing and pointed at him. "My next update is the one where I announce YOU into the tournament Falco. And you just called it an even worse "stuff you already know, wasting your time" update which means that's just what you called yourself."

Falco starred at him blankly for a second. "... I don't know whether to be really happy or really pissed off."

"Eh, let the hand get one over on you for the hundreds you got over on him" Fox said giving him a thumbs up. "Afterall you're offically confirmed now so that's something."

"It is really good to know" Falco said spinning around. "Was almost worried I'd have to join that club of drunken idiot "clones" for being kicked out."

"Nah, only one other of you is being let go" Master Hand said teasingly.

"I hope it's not me" Young Link said looking down at the sleeping Ganondorf. "Him on the other hand-"

"No mommy, I don't care if you're from a tribe of all women. You're not putting the lord of all evil in a dress!" Ganondorf was heard yelling out.

Young Link sighed. "Well despite the comedic value of GanonIshouldofbroughtacamera, that Captain Falcon reject needs to go."

"Hey that reminds me" Falcon looked over at Master Hand. "When is it my turn to show my moves?"

Master Hand looked at him. "Later Falcon. Right now we're doing Falco, which is like you're moves, plus an n I guess."

Falco smirked. "You'd also have to add in a lot more pervesion and stupidity to that." Falcon grimmaced as Falco looked at him. "Since I am being offically put in though, guess that means it's time for that makeover thing."

"Oh yeah, look updating". Master Hand snapped his fingers as Falco was changed from his Melee attire to his Brawl one as his coat and pants changed colors as a one eyed visor was put on his head. "See, now you too have a scouter good for detecting power levels-"

"Oh don't even give into that lame gag again" Falco said pointing at him. "This is about me, which means no relating it to muscle bound nitwits who need to scream for 10 minutes to do anything."

"Uh fair enough". Master Hand looked at his list. "Now as you know you're a pilot from the Star Fox team-"

"Gee, I never would of guesed such obvious knowledge" Falco said sarcsastically.

"And are a pretty cool customer who likes to do things in a cool, yet very very jerkish way" Master Hand threw away the lsit. "It should be interesting to note that out of everyone in Brawl you have the best inital jump."

"Uh, is this because I'm a bird?" Falco asked.

"Hey I reckon I'm a bird too" Dedede said pointing at himself. "And I'm known for my jumping."

Falco pointed at him. "Yeah but penguins are flightless birds and you're more knwon for flopping around trying to pummel a puffball and failing every single time."

Oh I reckon it's super Dedede jump for you." Dedede said jumping in the air. Falco jumped as well as he kicked Dedede as he was jumping down as the king was knocked through the air and fell hard to the ground. "Reckon I still need to pratice that one" he muttered.

"Just be glad he didn't feel the need to shoot his blaster as he lept about" Master Hand pointed out.

Falco was then shown grabbing his blaster. "Why you gotta plum remind him of that?" Dedede asked before getting up and avoiding blaster fire.

"Come on penguin, dance!" Falco taunted. "It's what you're kind is good for right?"

"Hey I reckon we do more then just dance!" Dedede said still dodging.

Falco smirked. "Dancing, surfing, marching, being annoying in Madasgar. Still movies, still horrible, still something you have to pay for."

"Hey wait until making people pay when you're showing off your moves" Master Hand pointed out. "Now though I have to tell everyone how they're going to get you."

"Well if it's like last time I'm sure one of the methods is beating that 100 Man Melee thing" Falco said crossing his arms. "Which I'd probably do myself if I wasn't the one who needed to be gotten for doing that."

"Ooh, me can do that!" Donkey Kong said. "Me just bang on the floor all day and guys go twinkle twinkle into the air."

"Yeah I have to admit you were the best at lasting the longest against those wire frames-a" Mario pointed out. "Since for some reason they just walk into you poinding the ground over and over for 15 a minutes without even trying to retalite-a."

"Well this time it's alloys but yeah there are a 100 of them you're going to need to fight". Master Hand rolled his glove. "Other ways are just having Falco join up in Subspace mode or playing 50 Brawls."

"Hmm, you know I think it was more like 300 last time" Falco commented as Master Hand took out the boombox as "Just as You Imagined" started to play. Falco shot it to pieces though, starring annoyed at the hand.

"Geez, kill all my number jokes why don't you?"

"Yeah I think I'll do that" Falco held up his hand. "Still though it seems like you're giving a much lower number for everyone to have to Brawl then last time."

"My way of enticing the newbs" Master Hand pointed out. "Also I found out that people like to cheat and just do one stock automatically kill yourself brawls so why bother making them keep doing that so many times if they're going to cheat the system anyway?"

"That's actually a good point" Falco stated. "Though I guess you could just up the count even more or set conditions on what kind of brawls they'd have to be."

"What part of enticing the newbs/that'd require more work then I want to do don't you get?" Master Hand showed him some pictures. "Anyway just check out these shots of you I think are pretty badass". He then showed a shot of Falco leaning back ready to smack someone in Frigate Orpheon. "Falco ready to bitch smack someone."

"Uh, I'd punch someone, not bitchslap them" Falco pointed out.

"Well hey just be lucky you don't have wings for fingers otherwise you'd have to bitch wing attack people."

"Hey that's a pretty good move" The Trainer commented. "I was goign to give it to Charizard but he liked Fly more."

"Uh, fly is more stupid then hitting someone with my wing stupid" Charziard muttered before pointing at Falco. "Though you should be glad you don't have a wing attack since your wings would probably be weaker then one handed cripple people, like... uh... I think someone."

"Yeah Pichu would probably know" Pikachu said looking around. "If he was you know here."

"Well wherever he is he can't get in the way of my updates now" Master Hand said taking out another picture. "This time it was of Falco jumping through the air in The Bridge Of Elderin. "This I call Falco wanting to try and fly."

"Uh, I'd do that in my Arwing, not in actual combat" Falco noted.

"Yeah but I believe you could fly,

in fact I believe you can touch the sky-"

"Okay, first you try summoning R. Kelly and now you're trying to sing his songs?" Falco sighed. "Jeez get more pathetic why don't you?"

"Hey wait a minute you summoned R. Kelly?" Sonic asked.

"Well I tried to but all I found was a duckhunt duck."

Sonic pionted at him. "Hey so don't get on my mondo case about the Jackson thing since he's just as way past bad."

"Well at least R. Kelly's trying to put new stuff on, and wouldn't do anything except to little girls." Master Hand looked over at Nana. "Uh, I'd watch out for that like it was a black Nitpicker."

"Back in my day blacks weren't allowed to Nitpick or ride on buses, and wood only cost two pennies" Mr. Game and Watch rambaled on.

"Uh, I'll try to follow that advice" Nana said looking at Master Hand. "You know the part about that R. Kelly pervert not... whatever Game and Watch said."

"Speaking of people not there/we pretend they're not there" Master Hand held up a picture of Falco smacking Samus at Rumble Falls. "Here's one called Falco laying down his "punch" on Samus."

"Well I admitt that one dosen't look too much like a punch" Falco pointed out. "Though what's that white thing I'm smacking Samus with?"

Master Hand looks at the picture. "Oh that's just the after affect attack. Pretty cool huh?"

Falco shrugged. "I guess though it looks like I'm to hit her with a two sided spear."

"I think that's more Meta-Knight's job if you know what I mean." He then made one big finger and looked around. "Hey Crazy Hand get in here and make a hole."

Crazy hand smashed through the door, making a whole. "Okie dokie!" He then flew out.

"That's not what I... fine, my innuendo was wasted on you guys anyway". He then took out a picture of Fox and Falco shooting back to back at Distant Planet. "Though maybe this won't be-"

"Hey don't try and make it a gay thing!" Falco called out. "Just shooting back to back dosen't make anyone gay."

"Well you do look a bit too close for comfort" Ike said as Falco glared at him. Ike pointed at him. "Ha! Now you know how it feels being unjustly ridiculed!"

"Well I'm sorry you made it so easy to do that" Falco stated as Ike glared annoyed at him. "Besides I think Olimar should be more annoyed since it looks like we're going to go around and waste his Pikmin hoard or something."

"That sir would be impossiblity of non happenings" Olimar stated. "Since the Pikmin would claw on you until you had nothing left but your birdy bones."

"Uh, doubtful unless you're final Smash involved hundreds of them hoarding around the area, which it dosen't". Falco looked at the hand. "Speaking of Finals, what's mine?"

"Uh I'll tell you in a second, for now though let's go over your other moves". Master Hand rolled his glove. "Now you should be aware Falco that your moves have changed a lot since the Melee tournament."

"Oh, so does that mean he's no longer my clone?" Fox asked.

"Well... still mainly your clone" Master Hand admitted as Falco looked at him annoyed. "But hey, there's a lot more subtle differnces then before. like your spinning 100 regular slash attack."

"Oh you mean this?" Falco asked spinning around moving closer to Master Hand.

"Yes, but you better try picking someone else!" Falco then moved away from the hand and looked around as he then spinning slashed Game and Watch to the ground.

"Hey back in my day this was considered old man assult!" Mr. Game and Watch said getting up.

"Yeah well in my day it's called you're the easiest target and deserve it for never shutting the hell up."

"Just be glad he didn't use his smash attack on you G&W" Master Hand stated. "That looks like it would take your ear off".

"Uh, he dosen't have ears and I'm kind of getting sick of you starting sentances with "Just be glad" but" Falco then Smash attacks Game and Watch to the ground. "It is pretty effective all the same."

"And hey that's just your regular moves, just wait until I talk about two of your specials" Master Hand stated.

Falco looked at him. "Two? Why not all four. That's what you gave the Ice Climbers."

"Yeah well they had a sad story to go with it". Master Hand pointed at him. "Do you have a tragic heartbreaking story?"

"Uh, not really" Falco held out his hand. "I just thought you'd want to try and point out the differences more to make it clear to everyone here and the people watching the website version I'm not a clone."

"Well I'm sure since you're one of those "top tiers" everyone plays as for powerful upward smash kicks and regular blaster fire they'd know enough about your move set that I'd only need to explain two things about it. Like the Falco Phantasm."

"What's there to explain about that one?" Falco asked looking at Luigi. "Since I'm sure everyone knows by now that dosen't turn me into a ghost!"

"Hey, I didn't know at the time you first arrived-a!" Luigi called out. "And I was still fresh from my ghost busting adventure."

"Yeah and we all know how that much that one 'sucked'" Falco said using air quotes.

Luigi pointed at him. "Oh like you're a recent stuff has been much better."

Falco thought for a second. "Uh... okay, you kind of got me there, but whenever Nintendo recongnizes me enough to get a spinoff I'll be sure to do a good job with it."

Master Hand was shown chuckling. "Yeah, like that will happeN!" He continued laughing as Falco looked annoyed at him as Master Hand got up. "Uh... well maybe one day... in another universe. For now though show everyone how scary, though I guess not ghost scary, the move is when you use it-" Falco then used the phantasm to cut through him. "Ow! I said not to attack me!"

"You said it on that last thing" Falco pointed out. "Besides you were asking for it for making fun of me never getting my own game."

"Well you made fun of Luigi's."

Falco crossed his arm. "And I admitted he had a point about ours not being as good. However there's a differnce between making fun of someone having one and the possibility of never having it."

"Hmmm, guess I should add that to the list of things not to say" Master Hand then wrote something down on a list he threw away. "So as you saw, I guess against me, that slicing just like a meteor attack is good. Used too much though it could head to your own self destruction."

"Well yeah if you're a newb playing as me" Falco pointed out. "I'm sure a lot of people will goof it up retardedly in Brawl when I'm first unlocked but I think I know how to mast the move."

"Well remember you were a "newb" with it yourself man" Fox pointed out. "And you did kind of fall of battlefield... a few times when using it."

Falco narrowed his eyes. "Oh, like you never fell off anything when tryiing out your attacks before."

"Oh he did" Pikachu pointed out. "In the first tournament he ran right off his ship in fact and tried desperatley clawing back up but wasn't able to."

"Yeah well everyone will have trouble at first learning that in the tournament" Fox pointed out. "I mean if you try and be lazy and give Krystal the same moves, I'm sure she'd have trouble as well."

"How come you keep saying she's going to be in the tournament?" Master Hand asked.

Fox pointed at him. "I did hear somewhere a new character from my adventure line is coming and really who else would it be? I mean you didn't try and put Slippy or Peppy in or anything?"

"No, didn't do that" Master Hand looked around quickly. "I could make a "don't be the Fox who didn't cry wolf" joke but that would ruin the surprise" Master Hand though to himself before looking at Falco. "As for the Falco Phantasm, even if you have mastered it by now, maybe you want to use your down midair attacks for meteor smashes and not try to abuse running around like that too much?"

"Excuse me, but what are the smashes of the meteor?" Olimar asked.

Master Hand smiled to himself. "Alright, a reason to have to explain that one" he thought before looking at Olimar. "I'll tell you later, right now though let's talk about Falco's reflector."

"Uh, what's there to talk about with that?" Falco asked. "Our reflectors are the same since they're both made by Slippy."

"Ah but I had the frog modify it this time around for you" Master Hand said. "Go ahead and try it out."

"Uh, aren't you going to try and get my "loved one" to try and shoot at me first?" Falco asked.

"Well Fox already has the gun" Ike pointed out as Falco starred at him. "Ha, now you know what it means to set yourself up for a gay innuendo line!"

Falco shot him with his blaster. "Now you know to stop beating that dead horse."

"Well it wasn't dead last week" Ike muttered getting up.

"Actually though I wasn't going to have anyone shoot you" Master Hand pointed out. "Yeah Reflector refrects enemy projectiles, but this time you can kick it away from you and turn it into an attack?"

"What, seriously?" Falco said as he used reflector and kicked it away. "Nice!" He said as he continued using it and kicking it away as the smashes avoided the reflector smacks.

"Hey watch where you're refelceting that thing" Young Link said managing to dodge a reflector shot.

"Eh no need to be too cautious" The hand pointed out. "It dosen't have too much offesnive power but it is good for containing opponent's attacks and elimating they're projectiles."

"And now from the ability to do it from an even longer range!" Falco said continuing to kick it around.

"Hmm, I wonder-a" Mario then jumped between Falco and the reflector and shot a fireball at him. Falco used his phantasm to run out of the way though as Mario was hit with the bouncing back reflector attack as Falco ran back to where he originally was. "Well so much for that theory-a" Mario said dusting himelf off.

"Well you could still have the theory on what his Final Smash is" Master Hand said taking out a smashball. "Anyone want to go ahead and try and guess?"

"Uh, I'm pretty sure it's my Arwing" Falco said holding out his hand. "I am the best pilot, and it would make sense to have that as my final, blasting people around in the sky. With fast, decently powerful shots and the ability to fly my opponents off stage in either direction if they land on it."

"Well that's... sort of accurate" Master Hand stated. "If you replace "blasting people around in the sky" to blasting them around in the air And "fast, decently powerful" to "slow really powerful" and "fly opponents off stage in either direction" to "fly opponents off stage upwards."

"Uh, that sounds more like the Landmaster then the Arwing" Falco commented.

"Uh, cause you're Final Smash is the Landmaster". Master Hand pointed out as Falco starred angrily at him.

"Ha, now you know how it feels to have the hand try and copy an attack you normally can't even use as your final" Ness pointed out.

"Well I have used the Landmaster sometiems but you know on missions". Falco pointed at the hand. "I don't see the need to use it here when FOX ALREADY HAS THE SAME THING!"

"Yeah" Fox pointed out. "I mean is it even different then mine?"

"Uh, well since Falco's element is more in the sky it dosen't have the power shots and lacks some land manuivabierty" the hand stated. "But more then makes up for those shortcomings in it's flight abilities."

"Gee, that sounds like the perfect thing my Arwing would be able to do" Falco gasped. "But wait, that'd be... ORIGINAL, now wouldn't it? I guess it would you know actually differentate me as more then just a clone and you can't have that, can you?"

Master Hand looked over at him. "Look, I was lazy... uh tired... I mean I thought having another Land master around would be better then letting you control your Arwing."

"Why?" Falco asked. "If it has the same point of getting into an Arwing and making people fly off why not give it to me? You know I want to fly around with it, the fans want to use me and fly around in it, and that since you have Arwings around anyway it wouldn't even be that hard to put in. I see no possible reason to have me use the Landmaster when Fox already has it."

"... Shut up and get in the tank" Master Hand commented as he threw the Smash ball over at Falco who glared at him as he absorbed it's power.

"Of course you know who I'm going to use it on, don't you?" Falco asked as he was shown jumping into the air.

"Hey, why not use it on everyone else but me?" Master Hand asked.

Falco was shown descending in Landmaster. "Because that's what happened last time when Fox used the Landmaster so I can at least be different in that regard."

"Oh yeah, I was pissed at you guys for not wanting to learn how to shield and dodge."

"And I'm pissed at you for giving me a clone Final move so now it's your turn to pay" Falco said aiming the turret at him.

"Well logically yes but-" Master Hand was interrupted as Falco shot a blast at him. "Ow, can't you at least show off it's flying skills by lifting me off when I have no place to run and flying me off screen/out of the house"

"Oh like this?" Falco then used the Landmaster to fly below him and lift him up as Master Hand was then knocked through the air. Falco turned up the turret as she shot some blasts upward at the hand as he cried out in pain. "Well I have to admit ths is rather fun" Falco said still inside the tank.

Master Hand floated down. "See? Isn't this better then using your Arwing?" Falco shot him again. "I'm going to take that as a no."

"Well maybe next time you'll remember to give us ALL different finals" Falco called out as the Landmaster disappeared.

"Hey at least you got to pilot your alone" Fox pointed out. "Last time around Master Hand was the one crazily shooting people around, not me."

"Hey, I was angirly shooting people around. If it was crazily like my brother it'd be more poitnless and nonsensical" Master Hand stated. "Besides it's good to see the power of the invulernable Landmaster hurl opponents up, so you can just go ahead and let them rip."

"Well you better not be lazy and say just give Krystal a Landmaster just to show off it's twirling attachement" Fox said crossing his arms.

"I won't" Master Hand promised. "At least on that Krystal part" he thought before looking over at Falco. "And since you don't have a giant tank anymore, guess I can tell you some other news you probably won't like hearing too much." The hand looked over at him for a few seconds.

"... Are you going to tell me what that is or not?" Falco asked.

"Well, you know how you've been praticing accents a few times around here?" Master Hand asked. "Well you uh... might want to try doing a Brookyln accent."

"I'm not from New York nor anything related to that" Falco stated. "Why would I need to do that?"

"Uh... that's kind of the voice you have for Brawl" Master Hand said quietly.

Falco narrowed his eyes. "WHAT?!" He pointed at the hand. "I thought we agreed no stupid accents since you said you were better then 4Kids!"

Master Hand sighed. "Yeah, I am but uh... the guy I hired to do your voice so I'd have to pay you less money has one and uh... gave it to you."

Falco crossed his arms. "Oh that's so bull man. First the clone Landmaster, then this. I mean, what did I ever do to you?"

"Well there was the countless insults and jabs over the years that hurt my feelings" Master Hand pointed out.

Falco imitated crying. "Oh boo hoo. I hurt his feelings. I so care" Falco said sarcastically.

Pikachu looked at him. "Don't you mean you so care they're cause you're going to from new York there Fox?" Pikachu said in a bad brookyln accent.

"Well at least I'll have lines!" He pointed at Pikachu. "You're probably just going to say your name over and over again when playing in the tournament."

"Better that then a bad accent" Pikachu pointed out. "Believe me I know from expierence."

Falco sighed. "Well so long as I sound better then some blond haired card obsessed moron I guess it's okay". Falco crossed his arms. "Though next time around I gotta remember to just ask for less money to use my natural voice."

"Well it's not like you're the only one with a crummy... I mean changed voice." Master Hand held up a boombox. "In fact here's a little sample of Pit's voice." He played a clip of Pit's voice from Brawl.

"Yegads, it sounds quite a different octave level from my own vocal pitch and more like a female amid her middle years trying to sound like a young child but failing quite badly" Pit pointed out.

"Uh, I admit to being cheap at getting voices so you're kind of stuck with some crummy ones" Master Hand pointed out.

"Oh that is such a bull" Mario pointed out. "I think with how much you a "spent" on this tournament and how important a game it is to Nintendo-a you could hire better people, or you know let us use our own voices, instead of using this cheap a method."

"Hey, you know Nintendo dosen't care much about VA acting" Master Hand pointed out. "That's why they don't hire professional actors to do any roles."

"Glad my (beep)in adventures actually know better to actually hire people who know what they're (swear)in doing" Snake stated.

"Well yeah, but you're doing them on systems who are failing, so once again cheapness prevails" Master Hand stated as Snake muttered. "Speaking of cheap, my next updates on the master on unfair play-"

"Bowser, king of all Koopas!" Bowser said roaring.

Master Hand looked over for him. "Uh... since I know you don't have mind reading powers, how'd you guess that?"

"Well obvously I am the master of unfair play being the supreme villian I am" Bowser said.

"Supremely emotional-a" Mario pointed out.

"Hey that was uh.. thinking of my awesome movie script plumber". He pointed at Mario. "Just for that I will showcase my awesome array of moves on you!"

"Oh like you weren't going to do that a anyway" Mario said rolling his eyes. "And if they're anything like the last 23 years a they won't be able to really do anything."

"Oh you are so going down!" Bowser walked over to him.

"Actually more like up" Master Hand stated. "Since the first megamonster move I want you to show is your Sideways special, the Flying Slam."

"I thought my sideways special was killer Koopa Klaw" Bowser said confused.

Master Hand smiled. "Oh I changed that to something even better."

"And yet all I got was a lousy second landmaster and Brooklyn accent" Falco muttered.

"Hey and a kicking reflector which you admitted was cool." Master Hand looked over at Bowser. "Anyway this one is pretty simple. All you need to do is grab" Bowser grabbed Mario by the throat "jump" Bowser jumped into the air "And Slammo!" Bowser then slammed Mario hard into the ground with a diving bodyslam, making an impact crater on the floor.

"Ow, how is being crushed by your a big fat butt a better move?" Mario asked moaning in pain.

"Because it involves making you bleed more plumber!" Bowser said getting up and kicking Mario while he was down. "I have to admit that is better then the Koopa Claw. Jumping and slaming into plumbers is better then just clawing them to pieces."

"Plus you can even grab someone in midair" Master Hand pointed out. "Which makes this move a real mean one."

"As all my moves should be" he then smirked as he grabbed Mario again. "Though I probably should pratice the mid air grab thing" he said evily as he then threw Mario into the air. Bowser then jumped up as he did the flying slam in mid air, smashing Mario into the ground yet again.

"I reckon I don't know why I plum didn't do that with my Dedede Jump to that Kirby" Dedede thought as Bowser picked up Mario and smashed him into the ground again.

"Ugh, can't you a stop that?" Mario asked looking half dazed.

"Hey you mind I'm praticing my moves plumber" Bowser said grabbing him again. "I am so going to put this scene into my movie where I slam you around and around into the ground and need to make sure I get it right."

"Well you better stop that-a" Luigi pointed at Bowser. "Unless you want me to take you out like you were a stupid ghost-a."

"Uh I think everyone's had enough Luigi's Mansion refrences... forever!" Bowser laughed as Luigi then did his Green Missle attack, exploding into Bowser as he was grabbing Mario. This made the red plumber and the king of all Koopas go flying. "You're not ruining my fun that easily!" Bowser said doing his flying slam again. This time though do to being knocked back, he slammed right out of the window as the smashers looked on.

"Wow, didn't think he'd dive like that off the edge with someone" Master Hand pointed out. "Though I guess anyway you do it it's not very nice."

"How about you a do something nice and go a save Mario?" Luigi asked.

"What about like Bowser?" Peach asked.

"Uh, you want the guy who a kidnapped you all the time to be saved?"

"Well I thought we liked needed him for the adventures and junk."

"Oh yeah a good point". Luigi pointed at Master Hand. "Guess you should save a him too."

"Hey don't tell me who I can or can't save" Master Hand pointed out. "Besides I'm pretty sure they'll be fine. I mean they don't call Mario Jump Man for nothing."

Mario was shown using his super jump coin punch to smash himself and Bowser up through the window as the two tumbeled to the ground. "You'll be a nothing if you let that happen again." He pointed at Bowser. "And for once I don't mean the stupid-a hand, I mean you."

Bowser got up and smacked him away. "Hey I was just smashing into you plumber. You're stupid brother made us fall over the edge."

Luigi looked down embarassed. "Uh yeah sorry about that-a. Guess the green missile is too powerful for it's own-a good."

"Not as powerful as the King of all Koopas though" Bowser said grabbing Luigi. "Cause now it's your turn to be flying slammed out the window, this time without me falling."

"Well you still have to fall Bowser" Master hand pointed out. "I mean it's a weakness of using the flying slam to try and throw someone off the edge that you'd fall as well. However they fall first so in say a one stock match you'd win since you're on top and they're already knocked out."

"So what, now you're into date raping too?" Marth asked the king of all koopas.

Bowser glared at him. "Be glad for your sake I still hate plumbers more then swordsman" He then flying slammed luigi hard into the ground and got up. "Ha, just be lucky we weren't around a small cliffside plumber green otherwise I would of just thrown you off there."

"Oh goody-a for me" Luigi said sort of sarcastically as he climbed out of the hole.

"Please don't worry about instant death kills though everyone" Master Hand pointed out. "The person caught in the flying slam will be able to affect the side to side movements like Bowser, fighting back enough to not be cheapily killed."

"Hey, how dare you take away my cheap victories!" Bowser roared.

"Well that is the only kind you get-a" Mario noted before Bowser flying slammed him into the ground again. "Note to self: Don't insult-a the Koopa when he's allowed to show off a new moves" Mario said to himself.

"Look, like with DK's grab I don't want you to try relying on suicide KOs to take down your foes" Master Hand stated. "It's still possible but they have to be able to fight back you're desire to have them fall with you."

"Besides me no like no more throwing self off things" Donkey Kong stated. "It fun at first but me just prefer me Donkey Punch."

"That's because a stupid ape like you wouldn't be able to grab the King of all Koopas with your pathetic throws" Bowser pointed out.

"You wrong on that spiky turtle" Donkey Kong said going over and grabbing Bowser. "See me throw you" Donkey Kong threw him as Bowser then landed on the ground and picked up Donkey Kong.

"Yeha but now whose got you?" Bowser asked doing a flying slam to DK. Donkey Kong however was able to Spinning Kong his way out of Bowser's grip and overhead smash the Koopa King to the ground.

"As you can see, not only does the affectiness of the attack have to do with being prepared for it, but also how damaged you are" Master Hand pointed out. "You're more likley to get suicidley with more damage, but with less damage you can resist more."

"Yeah that'd be the only reason Bowser would throw me off of anything-a" Mario pointed out moaning in pain. "Speaking of damage-a, think you could throw some Maximum tomamtoes over here-a?"

"Hold on a second, watch this". Master Hand then pointed at Bowser and shot a beam of energy which fried the Koopa King.

"Uh, that's always good to see but what was that for-a?" Luigi asked.

"Well like you guys will have a harder time trying to struggle out with heavy damage, Bowser will find it harder to control his throw of his opponent if he has taken a lot of damage."

"Ah, this is nothing" Bowser said dusting himself off before wincing in pain. "Uh, seriously I can go and throw the plumbers all day with this feeable amount od damage."

"Yeah, well why don't you try it-a?" The mostly undamaged Luigi asked as Bowser tried lunging for him but Luigi dodged. "What's wrong-a? Too hurt to do anything?"

"Stop running away you stupid plumber!" Bowser roared as he once again failed to grab Luigi. "Uh..." he gasped and pointed to the right. "Look, another ghost-a".

Luigi looked over. "Hey there's no a ghost, espically since my a senses-" Bowser then grabbed him. "Why did I fall for that-a?" Luigi asked as Bowser flying slammed him as Luigi was able kick his way out as Bowser only slammed himself into the ground.

"Yeah see with a lot of damage it's harder to set up control" Master Hand pointed out throwing maximum tomatoes to the plumber and Bowser. "However the other move I wanted you to show today, the Bowser Bomb."

"Alright, I love throwing bombs at plumbers!" Bowser yelled out.

"Uh, you don't get to throw bombs like that" Master Hand pointed out.

Bowser poitned at Young Link. "Oh so you let the stupid little elf boy throw bombs but I don't get to?"

"Hey they're part of my aresneal" Young Link pointed out. "And you'll have to be wary of me chucking them at you in Brawl."

"Yeah, if your stupid clone face gets in" Bowser retorted as Young Link grimmaced.

Master Hand looked over at him. "Look the Bowser bomb I was talking about was your bottom slam into the ground."

Yoshi pointed at Bowser. "Yeah, it's the move you stole from me remember?"

"Not my fault I can make your stuff better" Bowser stated. "And I guess sitting on you fools is the next best thing to chucking bombs."

"Now that's the spirit!" Master Hand pointed out. "Now remember like last time the Bowser bomb, though really powerful, also leaves you really open."

"Open to like 7:30?" Peach asked.

"Uh, more like open to attack" Master Hand commented. "See when in the air you'll just slam into them from below like normal."

"That sounds fine to me" Bowser said jumping in the air before slamming down on Mario.

"Ow, my back had just-a finished healing you know!" Mario yelled out.

"That's what makes it all the better" Bowser pointed out.

"Well if you think that's good try doing it on the ground" Master Hand commented. "If you can hit your foe when they're right in front of you, you'll launch them up and Whooomp, get a combination drop hit."

"Oh that is better" Bowser commented as he then Bowser bombed right in front of Mario as he knocked the plumber into the air and smashed him hard into the ground. "What's wrong plumber? Can't take the power of my bomb?"

"Well you're big butt is as ugly as it is a powerful" Mario commented before starring at the hand. "Also someone seems to be slowing down my reactions-a so I can't dodge properly."

"Only to show what happens when it hits properly" Master Hand stated. "And though I was going to try it with Donkey Kong, I guess you can show what happens when it dosen't."

"Ha, like I would ever miss" Bowser said trying the Bowser Bomb again as Mario rolled away as Bowser was raised into the sky.

"See whichever way you use it, if your opponent dodges, they'll have you wide open for an attack" Master Hand stated as Bowser slammed himself into the ground. "So try not to use it at the wrong time."

He then looked to see Mario charging up a powerful forward slam. "Uh, surley the mushroom kingdom hero wouldn't attack a helpless foe-" Mario then sideways smashed him into a wall as Bowser crashed through it.

"Actually yes I would-a" Mario commented. "You can thank the age we live in for making me more cyncial and untrustworthy about your a stupid actions."

"Yeah guess I could only pull that sort of thing in the 80's" Bowser admitted as he got up. "But make no mistake I'll still get you plumber-"

"Oh shut up-a!" Mario commented. "You only got me to show off you're a stupid moves."

"Which I do plum better anyway" Dedede pointed out. "Since I reckon that my Super Dedede jump's better then your bomb."

"Nothing is more fearsome then the Bowser bomb!" Bowser yelled out jumping in the air and smashing down.

"Yeah well what about this?" Dedede said doing his Dedede jump and smashing into the ground as well. The two repeated this process as soon the entire ground started to level around them.

"You know, this actually brings up a good point" Pikachu said dodging one of they're ground smashes.

"Uh, never try and hang out where evil kings are trying to prove who has the better move?" Ness asked.

Pikachu shook his head. "No, that it seems a lot of our moves, "clones" or not are copies of other moves".

"Why that's ridicolous" Master Hand said as Bowser and Dedede were shown stopping. "Sure the landmasters may be a copy and the blasters and some sword swings and counters and body slams, and fire balls and flamethrowers and uh..." Master Hand sighed. "Yeah a lot of things you all have okay? It's tough coming up with distnct moves for everyone."

Pikachu looked at him. "Well maybe you listened to our suggestions-"

"That'd be uh more tough" Master Hand looked at his list. "Besides it's good to have some of the same moves. Like you all have some of the basic moves, as well as the more powerful meteor smashes which is your next update". The Smashers starred annoyed at him. "Hey, Olimar asked about them you know."

"I do admit to having bee quite curosity to the smashing of the meteors" Olimar stated. "For I would assume it would have more to do with an asteriod of impacting or a lie involving 20 of your dollars then to be moves for the smashing."

"Well it's important stuff you know" Master Hand said looking over at him. "And though it might be too advanced to bring up in Smash 101-"

"Ugh, you're not trying to make this some sort of school thing again are you?" Fox asked.

"No, not after the last time I tried making it like a school" Master Hand said as he flashbacked to flying around the mansion whistling to himself before being egged by some of the Smashers.

"That's for giving me an F!" Young Link said as the smashers ran off down the hall.

"Why you crazy kids! I'll get you for this if it's the last thing I ever do!"

The flashback ended as Master Hand looked around. "Matter of fact, some payback should probably be dealed out.

"Isn't having to hear your updates punishment enough?" Falco asked.

Master Hand smilied evily. "As a matter of fact, no it isn't." He then snapped his fingers. "That's your punishment Falco."

"You didn't do nothing you stupid mug" Falco said in a Brooklyn accent as he gasped and closed his mouth.

"Yeah that's right, now you've got an accent like you do in the game". He looked around. "Anyone else want to suffer stupid voices."

"No way, we had enough of that with working with you know who" Ivysaur stated.

"Whose that you know who?" The Trainer asked.

"It's we're not telling you, idiot" Squirtle said rolling his eyes.

The Trainer rubbed his chin. "Hmm that guy seems to pop up a lot like a lot of the times I try and talk to you" he said as his pokemon rolled they're eyes.

"Well guess I should think of unique punishments for you other eggers" he pointed at Young Link. "You're punishment is one week of no Lon Lon Milk!"

"Hey, how am I suppose to grow into a healty hero of time without my milk?" Young Link asked.

"That'd probably be something to ask Link about" Pikachu pointed out.

"Hey those time differenation jokes are getting old you know" Young Link commented. "And before I get that old in seven years think we could add those to the list of things to never say?"

"Uh, I guess" Master Hand then took out the list and wrote something on it. "Okay, so who was that other egger?" He looked around. "Oh yes, it was you" He pointed at Kirby. "Which is strange since I thought you'd eat food rather then throw it."

"They said we'd go and get more eggs after teaching you a lesson" Kirby said smiling. "And then we got 25 Egg Sandwithces at McDonald's and it was the only time they didn't kick me out for eating all the grease from the fryer."

"Well for egging me you dont' get any uh... pizza for three days."

"No... pizza?" Kirby said saddened as a giant red mask appeared on his face. "NOW YOU SHALL DIE!" Kirby said taking out his blade as Master Hand barley avoided being sliced in half.

"Hey I thought this mask stuff was over with" Master Hand said avoiding more blows.

"Well that's what you get for not letting me smash in the rest of Kirby along with his mask" Dedede pointed out.

"Also, there was a portion of energy laying dormant in his system" Mewtwo pointed out. "That is until you woke it up by taking away his pizza."

"Well fine, you can have your pizza" the masked then broke as Kirby looked at him happily. "But I'm taking away your ravoli" the mask appeared again. "Uh, never mind that". The mask broke. "But say goodbye to any fried rice in the next few days". Another mask appeared on him. "Uh... you know what? I think you learned your lesson. Go ahead and empty the fridge".

Once again the mask broke off Kirby. "Alright time to do what I do best besides beat up penguins!" Kirby said running to the Kitchen.

"Hey you let that varmit get away" Dedede said. "And I wanted to plum smash him with one of those meteor attacks for dissing my almight kingness."

"Well I guess you could just dowward hammer spin smash someone else" Master Hand offered.

Dedede went over and downward hammer spin smashed Jigglypuff. "Puffball's still a puffball."

Jigglypuff used Rest to send Dedede to the other side of the field. "Yeah until they do that" Jigglypuff pointed out.

"Uh you're still technically a puffball" Pikachu stated.

"Well it was still a... good line like from my song-"

"Hey we're meteor smashing not singing" Master Hand pointed out. "As I think I was saying, Meteor smashing is a bit advanced but it's such a good move doing it feels so good that I had to introduce it."

"So good is better then no good, like some of you no way past good lameos around here" Sonic stated.

"Wow, now I suddenly want to make a Meteor Smash-a" Mario said kicking Sonic into the air as he jumped up. "If I remember right it was a this" he said punching Sonic straight down to the ground.

Master Hand nodded. "Yup, that's thje good contact forward Mid Air Bonnk of a Meteor Smash"

"Hey what's my way past cool meteor?" Sonic said kicking Mario into the air and jumping up. "Is it this?" He then downward kicked mario straight to the gorund as the plumber hit the floor.

"Well kind of" Master Hand offered. "But meteor smashes are mainly used when your foe is trying to get back on solid ground, not for punching people in the air and hitting them with it."

"Eh, it all works out the same-a" Mario stated.

Sonic then spindashed Mario and knocked him to the window. As Mario was trying to get back up Sonic downward kicked him. "Actually it is way past better" Sonic stated.

"Yeah but you forgot to say Now, go now, Donnk and Nailed him" Master Hand said pointing to Sonic. "Not to mention forgetting to recover" Sonic was shown out of the window as he jumped back. "Oh and I should probably go get Mario too" Master Hand snapped his fingers as Mario appeared before everyone.

"Oh you a stupid hedgehog!" Mario said starring angrily at Sonic.

"Hey that's what you get for not using the maximum power of the meteor smashes" Master Hand looked at everyone. "in fact everyone come over here so you can try nailing each other out the window" The Smashers all looked at him annoyed. "Fine, do it where it's "safe" then." He looked over at Donkey Kong. "Of the several types of meteor smashes, yours is one where it's crucial to hit the spot when preforming the mid air attack."

"Me good at spot hitting" Donkey Kong said looking around confused. "Though me not know how do tha."

"Uh just jump up and kick down". Donkey Kong shrugged and jumped up and kicked down. "Yeah just try doing that in someone's face."

"Me know the guy" Donkey Kong jumped up and kicked Snake hard in the face.

"Ow, you (swear)in monkey" Snake said getting up. "I hope my (beep)in meteor is throwing a land mine on your (swear)"

"Uh it isn't, but... I haven't thought of yours yet so let's go over to Kirby".

"I'm still busy in the kitchen!" Kirby yelled out.

"Oh, well when you're done, which better not be in forever, try and pratice your down mid air kicks to score some consecutive hits."

"Well okay but I'd rather "consecutively" pour honey all over this turkey!" Kirby said as he was heard gobbling up more food.

"Okay defintley have to send Crazy Hnad to the store a few more times a day" Master Hand muttered before looking at Young Link. "Since you're older self is busy, why don't you show how some of his strong attacks will cause an opponent to fall?"

"Uh, only if it confirms I'm in the tournament" Young Link said crossing his arms. "Or I get my milk back."

"I'm not giving into spoilers or de stabalizing punishments, unless you got scary mask powers, and Majora's mask dosen't count!"

"Fine, I'll show off the meteor thing" Young Link said downward Meteor Smashing Master Hand. "Ha ha, didn't say I couldn't do it on you!"

"Darn my not saying that" Master Hand muttered said looking at the Ice Climbers. "With you guys, only Nana, or Popo, depending on whose in control of the moment, can do the meteor smash."

"Well Popo's more of the Smasher" Nana said. "I'm more of the Ice user."

"Well we're both good so it really dosen't matter either way" Popo said as the two smiled. "Though I don't know anyone whose in need of a meteor smashing."

"Well what if I were to say show you this" Master Hand said creating a small black Nitpicker. "That'd be worthy of smashign to pieces wouldn't it-" The Ice Climbers were shown downward smashing it and hitting it with they're hammers over and over. "Yeah I'll take that as a yes." He looked at the others. "Obviously you wont' always get a chance to knock the opponents off the areas with these, but still there's no harm in remembering them."

"There is harm in youz making more of these stupid updates there" Falco said groaning. "Damn stupidiz accent."

"Well maybe it will learn you something" Master Hand said waving his finger. "Afterall this is the last lesson of Smash 101, so now that you got it down, you'll be able to smash with everyone."

"And above all not have to do anymore of these stupid-a updates" Mario said as the other Smashers cheered.

"Well there will still be you're indivudal moves but you don't seem to whine about those nearly as much." Master Hand rolled his hand. "Speaking of showing your moves-"

"Alright, it's the Falcon's turn to shine!" Captain Falcon said posing.

"... Wow, you guys are getting good at predicting my stuff" Master Hand admitted as a light shone on Captain Falcon. "Yeah that's right Falcon, the last update of the day is all about you."

"And I have to say it's about Falcon time" Captain Falcon said laughing at his own stupid pun. "Because the falcon should of been announced months ago!"

"Hey, I decided on making all the original secrets characters secrets here as well. I think it's good for showing how to get "back to your roots" or something" Master Hand pointed out. "Besides you could say I'm saving the best for last."

"No, that's what you say when you unveil me as a secret character" Jigglypuff called out.

"Good thing women fall for the whole "saving the best for last thing" otherwise Zelda and Zero Suit Probably would of yelled at me more or made more stupid rules in that contract" Master Hand thought to himself looking over at Falcon. "Anyway since you're finally appearing in Brawl, it's time to reveal you're Brawl look."

"Oh yeah, Falc me up baby!" Falcon said as Master hand starred at him confused. "Oh, that's something I say to Dark Zelda when she goes down on me and really gives me a good falcing."

"... Once again you have made me want to erase my own mind" Master Hand said as Captain Falcon changed from his Melee attire to his Brawl one.

"Oh yeah, really digging these Falcon new dudes-"

"Do yousz really need to says Falcon so much there?" Falco asked.

"It helps represent my Falconancity" Falcon said. "Which is better then your Falcoity, espically since it dosen't come with a bad accent."

"Yeah, Falcon didn't ask for as much money so he gets to keep his original voice" Master Hand stated.

Falcon rubbed his chin. "Thinking about it I should of asked for more, though I don't want the ladies being scared away by some awful accent or anything."

"Why would they care about? Don't you pay them for sex?" Marth asked.

"Not all the time. There have been a few tender moments in the Falcon's life-"

"Look, I don't want to hear anything about your tenderness okay?" Master Hand pointed at him. "We're here to talk about you not your... ugh I don't want to say."

"Fine, but the Falcon will be giving out backstories for all of those interested". Falcon looked to see everyone starring away from him as he sighed. "Fine, just get on with my introduction."

"I shall" Master Hand said dramiatcally before continuing. "Now I admit that Captain Falcon's entrance a little, or several months late but here he is: The Famous F-Zero pilot, Captain Falcon."

"Please don't tell me you're going to start saying his name as much as he does" Fox cried out.

"No, I'm not thankfully" Master Hand pointed out. "As if that wasn't enough this around he's bringing his pride and joy-"

"The ladies call it big pickle" Captain Falcon said winking.

"... Excuse me a second." Master Hand floated out of the room and was heard throwing up.

"Well good going you stupid a pervert" Mario said crossing his arms. "Soon you're gonig to make us all want to a puke."

"Hey, I didn't hear anyone do it when the twins over there were tellign they're story" Captain Falcon said pionting at the Ice Climbers. "After all, puking is just crying out of the mouth, with slightly different excretment-"

"Shut up!" Everyone yelled at Falcon.

"Oh, so you want a taste of the Falcon now eh?" Falcon looked at them. "Because Falcon's going to be showing his moves and if you all are eager to get a Falcon Punch or a Falcon Knee or a Falcon Kick or a-

"Oh shut the (swear) up!" Snake yelled. "If you say Falcon one more (swear)in time I'm going to go over there and pop you're "Falcon" head right off."

"Hey you don't have a Falcon neck snap" Falcon then saw Snake run at him as Falcon quickly jetted away from him. "Oh yeah, can't catch the Falcon!" Falcon said as Master Hand was shown flying back.

"Hey, you think the rest of us could go leave for this update to?" Fox asked.

Master Hand sighed. "Unfourantley the rules are everyone must be around for the updates, espically the character introducing ones." He looked over to see Snake chasing Falcon. "I'm going to guess that Falcon did something to deserve it."

"Hey, maybe he's just being a jerk!" Falcon said still being chased.

"Uh yeah sure" Master Hand then got between Falcon and Snake. "Look I know he's annoying Snake, really really annoying-"

"Hey the Falcon takes offense to that."

Master Hand looked at Falcon. "And I'll let you know when I care about that" He then looked over at Snake again. "But you can't kill him."

"How about (beep)in shoot his legs off or something?" Snake asked.

"No, not that either".

Snake sighed. "Fine, but I'm still chucking a (beep)in grenade at him." Snake threw a grenade at Falcon who was able to dodge it.

"Ha, you thought the Falcon would be hit by that?" Captain Falcon pointed at himself. "No weapon can stop the Falcon. Unless of course-"

"We do not want to hear the next line of innuendo coming from your mind" Mewtwo pointed out.

"Hey no reading the Falcon's mind!"

"Uh, you don't need to be mind reader to know that" Ness said. "Besides I tried reading yoru mind once and... I don't want to ever read it again."

"That's cause you can't handle the Falcon!"

"Well if you guys want to "handle the falcon" You're either going to need to play seventy matches, have him join your party in the story mode, or beat Classic Mode until the normal difficulty level in under 12 minutes."

"Well now we know the things to not try and do-a" Mario pointed out.

"Well you're going to have to do them in some form or another" Master Hand looked over at Falcon. "But unless you want me to pass on the title to Rick Wheeler and have him appear in Brawl, then I'd stop saying Falcon so much."

"Fine" Falcon crossed his arms. "Since I don't want that gary sue plot stealing guy anywhere near here."

"Hey that's the same thing I said about that lameo Chris" Sonic said looking around. "And since he isn't way past trying to take away anytime any of my time then I think we're safe that that Lameo Sam Speed sounding racer."

"So now that we cleared the air about unpopular anime additions not appearing here, guess we can go to the pictures". he then showed one of Falcon preparing a punch in Hyrule Temple. "I guess this is Falcon's preparing to enter Zelda's temple"

"Speaking of Zelda's Temple-" Captain Falcon saw everyone giving him a death glare. "Uh, I wasn't going to say anything about Dark Zelda I was uh... wondering when the regular Zelda's going to get back."

As if on cue Zelda and Zero Suit Samus teleported in. "Well I'm glad to report that Zelda's doing fine" Zero Suit said smiling.

"Yeah was that before or after you're third round of intercourse?" Fox asked.

Zelda poitned at him. "For your information you sexist fox we did engage in those sort of activites."

"Well you'll have to wait until later to do more of said 'activities" since I shouldn't let you guys keep skipping out" Master Hand commented.

"Well it's not like we missed anything important" Zero Suit Samus pointed out.

Master Hand looked at his list. "Well you missed the Ice Climbers moves and sad tramautic backstory, Falco entering the tournament with a ridicoulous accent-"

"Oh shut ups with that!" Falco yelled out.

Master Hand continued reading. "Bowser showing off his ability to bodyslam people into the ground, mainly Mario" Bowser was shown grinning evily at the Nintendo mascot. "The importance of meteor smashes and now Captain Falcon entering the tournament as well."

"Why are you letting that pervert back in?" Zelda said pointing at him.

"Uh, pretty sure we're all thinking that same question at this point princess" Young Link said as he smirked at her. "Espically since he was talking about entering your temple-"

Captain Falcon rushed over and covered Young Link's mouth. "Hey I was only wondering where you were to uh... say girls rule and boys drool."

"I'll give you that one" Zelda pointed at him. "But if I here one utterance of your filthy mouth involving me I will incentrate you into tiny pieces."

"Hey I called (swear)in dibs on that one" Snake commented.

"And I told you not to do that here... I mean ever" Master Hand then held up another picture of Falcon preparing a punch in some greenland. "And this is Falcon probably about to face off some opponents in the story mode."

"And probably going to show them the power of my knee" Falcon said pointing to it. "It's one of the best moves in my combat arsenal."

"Don't you think that with the swords, guns, missle launchers, and elemental powers you got shortchanged for only having a stupid knee?" Ike asked.

"Hey, it's not stupid!" Falcon said. "Didn't yo0u see the video with the power of the Falcon Knee?" Ike shook his head. "Yeah well, when I'm introduced I'll be kneeing you all hard in the face. Espically everyone who was making fun of me."

"Well good luck taking on the entire group" Master Hand said showing another picture of Falcon about to run with Sonic speeding behind him in Port Town Aero Drive. "With the power of Captain Falcon's legs, and uh guess his knee, he use to be the fastest in the entire tournament. Way back for the first two anyway."

Fox crossed his arms. "Technically me and Pikachu then him in long distance runs which we proved in that race thing"

"Hmm, does feel like kind of a shame we didn't really see any of that" Master hand pointed out.

"Well long story short I proved I'm defintley the way past fastest" Sonic said poitning at Falcon. "And you're way past too slow to every try touching me."

"We'll see about that" Falcon said as fire energy gathered around him. "FALCON BOOST!" The fire energy gathered around Falcon as he pointed at Sonic. "At maximum speed no one outside an F-Zero pilot can catch me."

"Oh like your lameo Fire speed can catch me-" Sonic said before being punched. Or rather the after image of him being punched as the real Sonic was shown behind Falcon. "Hope you didn't think you got me you stupid flaming bird." Falcon grimmaced as he turend around and tried attacking sonic with a flurries of punches which the hedgehog dodged. He then chased Sonic around the room at incredibley fast speeds as the Smashers watched them go back and forth around the area.

"Yeah, guess there's really no outrunning that guy" Master Hand said pointing at Sonic who continued dodging Falcon's fury.

"Didn't know Falcon could enflame himself like that-a" Luigi said about the flaming Falcon. "Is that one of his a new moves?"

"Uh no. I think that's just something he came up with that won't be making it into the next tournament" Master Hand stated as Sonic then kicked Falcon hard to the ground as Falcon rolled and put out his fire.

"Sorry but you're still no match for the world's fastest hedgehog" Sonic stated. "And no flames or lameo car is going to change that."

"Yeah well, though this goes against my entire racing philosphy, second place isn't all that bad" He pointed at Sonic. "Besides you don't have the knee.unlike me."

"I think I'll let you keed your lameo knee to do this" Sonic said speeding around the Falcon at nearly unseeable speeds.

"Thinking about it, you probably should of kept that Falcon Boost on" Master hand stated taking out another picture of Falcon dodging a Flamethrower by Charizard in some outdoorsy area. "Unless you want to end up like this".

"He should probably end up like that anyway" Charizard said shooting a blast of flamethrower.

"FALCON BOOST!" Falcon became enflamed again as the fire just bounced off him. "Ha nice try lizard but my Falcon Fire shield isn't going to break-" Falcon was suddnly hit by a burst of water as his flames were unlit.

"How about for a water gun?" Squirtle said smling at Falcon.

"Wow, you got me wet" Falcon said sarcastically. "Like that really hurts... at all."

Squirtle sighed. "Yeah water attacks really don't seem to be effective at hurting anyone around here."

"Hey at least you don't have annoying a water to talk to" Mario stated as F.L.U.D.D appeared on his back. "This isn't your a cue to bug me!" Mario said throwing it off.

"Hey we're talking Fire here, not water" Master Hand stated.

"Yeah that's right" Falcon stated. "And it's time for the firepower of-" Falcon was then hit by a flamethrower as he hit the ground. "Ow, that hurt!"

"Yeah and that's not suppose to even be very effective" The trainer said looking over at Charizard. "Besides you really shouldn't be flame throwing without my orders unless you want to cost me a match like you did-"

"You better not make a show refernce unless you want to see how much that will cost" Charizard said barring his claws.

"Hey no need for fire claws, when we have the standard special move synomous with Captain Falcon, the Falcon Punch to talk about" Master Hand said to the Smashers.

"Good for trashing all the scum of the universe, Like Zoda and his ilk" Falcon said as he held back his hand. "Not to mention everyone's heard of FALCON PUNCH!" Falcon said calling out the name.

"Yeah I've seen the videos but togehter by those who have no life with you calling it out-a" Mario stated. "Though none of them are really any good."

"Oh, but that one of like Kirby saying it all those times is totally cute" Peach said. "I wonder if like putting on a helmut also means you can become an F-Zero pilot."

"No you need skill, or according to the show 150 years in crio freeze to be able to do that" Falcon said. "Where I got to show off all my awesome moves, sometimes."

"You know technically you wouldn't even have those moves without me" Master Hand stated. "Since I'm the one who told you about those attacks in the first tournament so you could have something to fight with. I mean if it werent' for me there wouldn't even be a Falcon Punch."

"You mean a FALCON PUNCH!" Falcon said punching the air. "But yeah guess I should thank you for making me even more awesonme then before."

"Awesomness everyone is a fan of". He then showed a codec convo with Snake and Octacon with Snake and Falcon fighting at Shadow Moses Island. "I guess even Snake."

"Oh that is such (long list of swear words)" Snake called out. "I mean Octagon's a big (beep)in nerd and thnks it's cool but I don't see what the (beep)in point is of calling out a flaming fist."

"Hey dont' diss the power of the FALCON PUNCH!" Falcon said punching the air again. "And it's calling out it's name that gives it powers, just like in all anime."

"Well not ours, but that's probably because we can only call out our names" Pikachu pointed out. "Still despite it's power you really haven't hit too many people with it."

"Well that's why I like going with the knee more" Falcon stated. "It's got the power without the lag."

"Yeah, I admit the move really only works wonder in chaoitc group matches" Master Hand stated. "Try throwing it in the fray there and it may end up connecting with a few opponents."

"Espically those asking to get a FALCON PUNCH!" Falcon said punching the air again. "Man I love doing that even if it dosen't work most of the time."

"Well here's something that may help with that actually" Master Hand pointed at Falcon. "Now you can tilt in the opposite direction you're facing while winding up, which makes you pull a 180 for the Reverse Falcon Punch.

"Reverse Falcon Punch?" Falcon asked. "Or should I say" he tries turning around and punching. "REVERSE FALCON PUNCH!" Falcon said punching the same place as before. "Darn, messed it up. Let me try again." He wound his fist back. "REVERSE FALCON PUNCH!" He tried turning around but only halfway turned around and fell. "Okay, third time's the charm." He tried again, only to fail again. "Okay, I'm getting it even if I have to stay here all day to do it. REVERSE FALCON PUNCH! REVERSE FALCON PUNCH! REVERSE FALCON PUNCH! REVERSE FALCON PUN-"

"STOP IT!" Everyone yelled.

"Look you can pratice it on your own later. And when you do get it, whenever that may be, you'll find it packs just a Wii bit more power in it."

"Oh you mean like the "Wii" difference between the graphics of the latest consoles?" Zero Suit Samus asked.

"Uh... yeah. Go with what works you know." Master Hand flew to Falcon. "And you should also go with what works for you now, you can actually do, like the Falcon Kick."

"I think that's the FALCON KICK!" Falcon Yelled kicking around the room as everyone looked at him.

"Oh big Falcon deal" Fox said crossing his arms as he was Falcon Kicked to the ground.

Falcon pointed at him "That's what you get for insulting the Falcon... or for quoting Harvey Birdman."

"Hey, at least he's not in the tournament despite what some ridicolous fan fiction writer thinks" Fox muttered.

"Yeah I'm sure you'll be happy to know the new Smashers don't involve any Attorneys who try ripping of Phoneix Wright for game ideas" Master Hand noted. "Though uh probably won't be too happy to hear who I did include. Heh, like I care about that though" he though to himself before looking at Falcon. "Just remember you shoot straiht forward like an arrow on solid ground with the kick and have it changed to a downward angle while in the air."

"Hey the Falcon knows that" Falcon said as he bouced around the room with his Falcon Kick. "However did you know this?" He then appeared right in front of Sonic. "FALCON-"

Sonic warped behind him. "Nice try slow-"

"PUNCH!" Falcon let loose a reverse Falcon punch which smashed Sonic in the face as he fell hard into the wall. "Well looks like the Captain won't need to pratice that one after all" Captain Falcon said making a thmbs up.

"Ow, now I know why no one tries to get hit with this" Sonic said slowly picking himself up from the floor.

Falcon taunted at him. "Show me your moves! Oh wait, you already did. Now it's my turn to show them off."

"Actually you already did" Master Hand pointed out. "Though I have to say when I was thinking of telling to use them as surprise attack and deploying it so the foe wouldn't see it coming, I didn't know you would do that."

"Well hey the falcon... I mean I can keep you guys guessing you know" Captain Falcon stated. "Though I should showing off Raptor Boost and Falcon Dive."

"Uh there will be plenty of time to show those at a time that isn't now" Master Hand stated. "Right now though I want to talk about your Final Smash, a veichle I'm sure you're quite familar with-"

"I bets ya stupid tried and gave him a tank there too" Falco said narrowing his eyes. "And would ya please stop it with thes stupid accent cause it's driving me crazy you palooka!"

"Tommorow, but for now let me show off Captain Falcon's final which is actually not just another Tank" Master Hand said snapping his fingers as a Smash Ball appeared. "Afterall this time around he's bringing his F-Zero Machine the Blue Facon to the Brawl."

"I thought you said I couldn't go around and run over people in my car" Falcon stated. "Espically since it's not a piece of crap like some people's ride around here" he said looking at Wario.

"Hey my Bike is a not a piece of crap-a" Wario said. "At least not when I stole one I actually wanted to ride around in-a".

"Well that rule of the F-Zero being allowed changes for the Final" Master Hand noted. "I just hope it's incluson dosen't boost your macho, tough guy reptution too significantly."

"Well it will since that's how the Falcon really does it" Falcon looked around. "Uh so long as no one mentions the time it lost to a recreation veichle cart that one time."

"Yeah I'll be sure to keep that on the a downlow" Mario said sarcastically

"Aww, that's like totally nice of you Mario" Peach said happily.

Mario looked at her before looking away. "Why does she have to kill the a mood like that?" He thoguht to himself.

"Hey enough talking, it's Blue Falcon time!" Captain Falcon said grabbing the Final Smash Ball.

"Wasn't that some old Hanna Barbarea Super Hero?" Yoshi asked. "I mean what's your rival's car named, Dynomutt?"

"Hey the Falcon's cooler then those lame wannabe Batman and Ace The Wonder hound ripoffs" Falcon said as his car appeared. "And the Falcon will prove it by running you all over!"

"It does more then that actually" Master Hand said as soon the entire Smash Hall changed into a race way. "Once you call out Blue Falcon, the Final Smash connects and pulls opponents onto the open raceway of some unknown F-Zero course."

"Must of been one from the Wii Version Of F-Zero before everyone realized how much of a waste of time that would be" Marth stated as everyone laughed.

"Although that is humorous I am not sure it is wise to advocate Falcon when we are pulled into such an area which gives him and his most unsual flying speed contraption the obviosu advantage" Pit stated.

"... I never was good at shutting up" Marth admitted As Falcon was shown Racing on the speedway in front of them.

Crazy Hand teleported in. "Come on!" He yelled.

Master Hand looked at him. "Uh you mind Crazy Hand? We're about to be run over by an F-Zero machine over here."

"Well so long as it dosen't ruin my 5000 Gllove Suit" He said before Master Hand started teleporting him away. "Come o-" he said before disappearing as Falcon's ride got closer.

Sonic held out his hands. "Don't worry everyone, I'll just do another way past cool Sonic Boom to break his veichle-" Sonic was then run over by the car. "Way past uncool" Sonic was heard mutteredin as soon pretty much everyone was knocked back by Falcon's attack as they fell to the ground, moaning in pain.

"I love Blue Falcon" Falcon said to himself looking at the tremendous hit he gave eveyone before the track disappeared (as did Blue Falcon) as the Smashers were transported back. "Guess now you're all realizing why it's best not to insult the Falcon."

"Technically hitting everyone with your racer only proves it's powe, not your own" Mewtwo said looking uninjured.

"Hey, how'd you avoid Blue Falcon?" Falcon asked.

"I just jumped before it hit. It seems you're attack won't do any damage if people jump in the way while you're getting in the car."

"Hmm, I should probably remember that" Falcon said as Master Hand was able to teleport some healing items in as everyone was patched up.

"Jeez, what was the number of that bus?" Pikachu asked. "Or Blue Falcon or whatever that was?"

"Yeah that was the Blue Falcon Final" Master Hand stated. "The Only Final Smash with a little cinematic, can't escape from world reality twist."

"What about the after affects of my Light Arrow you sexist forgetful hand?" Zelda asked.

"Well, one that lasts more then three seconds anyway" Master Hand noted. "Still though that's one wild move Falcon's got."

"Only the wildest for the Falconest" Falcon said posing. "And though it took awhile I think my entrance was finally worth it."

"As will be the entrance next time" Master Hand said. "Until then that's all the updates I have for today. Later". He teleported off.

Falco sighed. "Great, now I'm sutckz with this stupid accent there."

"Yeah well at least it's better then being impaled by evil ice fish" Marth pointed out.

"Uh, who did that happen to?" Zero Suit Samus asked.

The Ice climbers raised they're hands. "Us!" They called out.

"Yeah it was really a sad story" Young Link pointed out.

"Well I've got a sadder one. That involves the male's hold on women's right and-" Zelda looks to see everyone walking away. "Hey, this is important stuff."

"Tell us when it's something different and we'll start to care!" Fox's voice was heard sayign as Zelda grimmaced.

"Ah, don't mind him Zel" Zero said rubbing her shoulders. "We should probably go back and do some more... check up."

"Hmmm, that does sound good" she said kissing her cheek. "Glad you finally admitt you're feelings for me."

"Well I admitt I thought they were weird at first but guess everyone thinks that when they first expierence love in some form" Zero Suit admitted as the two teleported off.

"Bah, back in my day that kind of love was against religion, which were the teachings of the dinosaur" Mr. Game and Watch said looking around. "Well at least there arent' any more whippersnappers around."

"Only the lord of all evil" Ganondorf said as he was shown getting up. "Who demands to know who knocked me out and what happened during that time."

"Well it all began back in nintey dicketty twelve-"

Ganondrof walked off. "On second thought, the lrod of all evil's better actually just asking the swordsman about it."

Meanwhile in Master Hand's room the Hand was shown smiling at the calendear as he had circled a certain date a day/week away over and over. "Soon they'll learn about the greatest update ever to appear in they're series" Master Hand said. "Because it's finally my turn to shine."

"Don't forget about me!" Crazy Hand said teleporting in. "Don't you think they'll be upset though about you "wasting" an update on yourself?"

Master Hand smiled. "Frankly my dear psychotic brother, I don't give a..." the camera panned out on that overused Gone With The Wind Quote.

THE END!

Well that's it. Sorry it took so long but hope you enjoy it.

????: Well I don't enjoy not being in the chapter... again!

?!?!: Yeah and these 4th wall breaking cameos don't count you know.

Well sorry I couldn't think of any scenes to write for you guys.

?!!?: Not as sorry as you're going to be. (They jump on Diana and start beating her up).

Ow, you want the next chapter to take even longer to come out? (Tries getting away from being pummeled) Anyway remember to review and... send reinforcements so I won't get my ass too throughly kicked. (Continues being beat up on by the Symbols).