Know Your Smashers
Chapter 37: Diddy Kong
A certain chimp with a cap was next up in the hot seat.
Know Your Smashers...Know Your Smashers...Know Your Smashers...
"Huh? Who was that? Hello?"
Diddy Kong...he's a rapper under the name of P. Diddy Ice-T Flavor Flav II.
"Uhh, no I'm not. I am not a rapper and I have no interest in being one. I don't even really like rap music."
How are you doing with those dope rhymes?
"Dope rhymes? I don't even know what that term means!"
Sure you don't. P. Diddy Ice-T Flavor Flav II...is a total crack addict.
"First of all, that's not my name, and second of all, I am not addicted to crack or any kind of drugs!"
Look under the seat.
"Why should I?"
Just do it.
Diddy was unsure, but he looked under the seat and picked up a large white rock.
"What is this?"
It's a nice big ol' chunk of crack that I found that you were smuggling.
"What?! I wasn't smuggling any crack, I swear! I don't even know how this got here!"
P. Diddy Ice-T Flavor Flav II...just got caught smuggling crack and now the police are gonna come and arrest his doped up ass.
"Wait, what?! Why are the police after me?! I didn't even do anything wrong!"
I hear the sirens outside. You can't escape from them now.
"Sirens?! Why would there be sirens?! What did I even do?!"
"There's the crack smuggler right there!"
Before Diddy could react, a police officer suddenly barged in and grabbed him.
Now you know the crack addict rapper, P. Diddy Ice-T Flavor Flav II!
"W-Wait a minute, officer! I wasn't smuggling any crack! I'm completely innocent! This random guy is lying!"
"You have a right to remain silent, you drug monkey!" The officer snapped as he handcuffed Diddy and took him away.