"Give some sugar to the king, baby," caused Raven to roll her eyes.
Beast Boy, Jinx, and Terra were having zombie movies marathon. It seems Army of Darkness was the current movie. Jinx and Terra went to get more popcorn and nachos with cheese.
Nightwing and Starfire were planning their Earth wedding. Nightwing returned from delivering the invitations to Justice League.
Cyborg was working on the reception and bachelor party.
As for Raven, she was reading the complete works of Shakespeare actually her mind was on Jake returning. If it was anything like her traveling with Rath, Jake would be away for awhile. Her eyes were heavy as, "Tantir-ahmistrobeen-ha-zar-at," echoed into her ears, "Tantir-man-or-mis-hazen-sober."
"Kanda!"
"Kanda!" echoed through Raven's head as sleep claimed her.
Waking up on a beach, Rath saw Jess gone and the seat to the jet ski was turned up. Noticing the footsteps heading into the jungle, he shook his head following the footsteps. Columns of light filtered towards the forest floor. Stopping, his ears detected thunder. Touching the ground, vibrations. Darting up a tree, he waited. The vibrations were horses. They had riders. Riders were females in battle armor. It reminded him of Romans. He doubted they were Romans. He felt a presence it was a knight or demon. Defiantly not Jess.
Watching them ride off, he waited positioning himself to drop from the tree when an arrow whizzed pass his head. Dropping, he detected hoofs thundering towards him. Staff ready. Two riders heading towards him. Running, bouncing off a tree, his foot struck one rider.
"Extend," he thought.
Extending staff knocked the other rider off their horse. His staff returned to normal size in time to block the first swords woman's strike with her gladius. They traded blows. Detecting thunder, he noticed the second rider a light skin African with white hair. Actually her skin tone seemed more coffee cream color not a pale white like Victoria.
Gush of wind shot from her hands knocking him into a tree. Getting up, he moved in time to avoid a lightening bolt. Running towards this weather witch, he avoided icicles, hail, more lightening bolts.
"Extend," allowing his bo staff to knock this weather user down.
Planting his knee against her stomach, he gripped the edge of her breast plate.
Bringing his fist back, "Stop!" causing his head to turn, "Don't hurt the princess."
Focusing his attention on the swords woman, he stared at her gauntlets.
"Long way from Delta," he remarked.
"Flames of violence light the way to hell for a warrior."
Chuckling, he let go of the white hair woman.
Stepping backwards from her, "Name?"
"Demeter. That is Princess Ororo. You?"
"Rath."
Getting up. "Demeter, why are you showing respect to this man?" notching her bow.
"Cause, milady. This man would've killed you if he wanted to."
"She's not from here," said Rath.
"She's an outsider like you just…"
"More acceptable. They say men are sexist and she's not human or metahuman, either."
"She was born with her powers."
Nodding his head in acknowledgement, "What's stirring up the wasps?"
"Seems some redheaded demon sent from Aries is trying to kill my mother."
"Lady Diana's help is welcomed."
"We don't need my sister's help."
Chuckling, "Can I borrow a horse?," remarked Rath, "It seems this despised man can solve the problem of the superior woman."
They never had the chance!
Shifting gears, wasting gas
This party is their last
Paid their wage of sin today
That's life but the dead say,
Do you wanna party, it's party time
We got to party, it's party time
- Party time (Zombie version) by 45 Grave
Next morning. Gathering her breakfast, she hears groaning. It's Beast Boy drooling on his steamed tofu.
Noticing his blank stare, "That's what you get for sitting too close to the TV set."
"Brains."
"Yean, if you had any, you wouldn't have been up all night," sitting down, "You're even looking like a movie zombie," eating her breakfast.
Getting up, Beast Boy slowly shuffled his feet. Reaching his arms out, he dove at Raven only to miss when she got up put her plate and silverware in the dishwasher. Retrieving her book on mating calls of whales, she planted her cute butt on that lucky sofa cushion.
Cyborg, Terra, Jinx are sitting in front of TV watching the menu screen of Scorpion punching Sub Zero. It goes from demo of the game then back to the menu screen.
Opening her book, "You, guys know that Beast Boy is starting to look like a zombie for sitting too close to the TV screen," she commented.
Leaning back, something dripped onto her hand. Looking up, it was Beast Boy staring at her with his dead eyes. Lunging at her, she rolled off the couch allowing Beast Boy torn into the cushion. Raven's scream brought the three in front of the screen's attention on to her.
Staring at her three living dead team mates, her fingers waggled covering the couch in a black aura. Twisting her wrist sent the couch at them. Cyborg's sonic cannon shredded the couch along with Beast Boy.
Positioning her body, Terra held her hands up. Focusing, her body vibrated apart allowing Raven to phase through the ceiling.
"Justice League," said zombie Cyborg, "send more super heroes."
Phasing through the levels to add distance, Raven searched for Nightwing, maybe he can form a plan to solve this. Pushing her head through to looked around, she saw the back of Starfire.
"Starfire, where's Nightwing? The Titans are zombies. Star? Kory?"
Sharp turn of Kory's head revealed blood and bit of flesh dripping from her mouth. Raven's purple eyes noticed Nightwing faced down and his skull cracked opened.
"Eat your brain, friend Raven," said Starfire standing up a like marionette.
Her hands glowed orange as Raven's hands glowed black. Both blasts slammed as Raven flew backwards through a wall which got blasted opened by Starfire, Raven sped along hallway adding distance between and her undead friend.
Stopping, a figure ahead of her.
"Angel?"
"Jake?" seeing both barrels of Jake's guns pointing at her, "JAKE?" dropping to the floor.
Two blasts from his guns evaporated Starfire.
Hugging Jake, "Everyone's a zombie."
"That's what they get for sitting too close to the TV," remarked Jake, "Let's go."
Crash! Jake drove through the floor by Superman's feet landing onto Jake's shoulders.
"Truth, Justice, and the zombie way," greeted the zombie Superman.
"He's mine!" shouted Jess ramming her shoulder into Superman.
His stomach slammed into wall then got drove through the wall by Rath's foot slamming into Superman's back.
Holding up their palms, red and blue energy blasts sent from their palms struck Superman causing the hallway to shake as the blasts obligated Superman. Evaporated
"Guess, you two are here to stop the zombies?"
"No," said Jess, "I'm checking on video connection for my Titan porn supply."
"Titan porn?"
"Yes, rule 34. You're a popular girl on the internet. A regular porn whore."
Rolling her eyes, "Ideas of what is causing this?"
"Rabid weasels," remarked Rath.
"I just want to party," answered Jess, "It's party time."
Placing his feet near Jake's head, "Let's get Spiegel," gripping under Jake's jaw.
Lifting with his knees got some clearance for Jake to go, "AAAAAAAAAA!"
"Shut up! You're healing factor's protecting you."
"No! Fuck! Something's got me by the ankles!
Now chest high allowed Jess and Raven to grip under Jake's arms. Still they struggled to pull Jake up. Then Jake got torn free from his arms sending blood upwards like a shower. Screaming from the hole turned into flesh being torn.
Holding Jake's left arm, "I didn't get to seduce him," dropping into that hole. Strange, how her fun bags didn't get her struck in the floor.
"Any hiding places?" asked Rath.
"Yes, there's a safe room,"
Gripping her hand, they run towards the safe room. Screeching their shoes against the floor to Jinx blocking their way turning only to see Cyborg with his sonic cannon humming ready to fire. Jinx. Cyborg. Jinx Cyborg. Right. Throwing a projectile from his hand towards Jinx, it latched itself onto Jinx's chest then reeled her towards a similar device attached to Cyborg. Slamming into him, Jinx's body blew apart. Not flinching, Cyborg aimed his cannon them. Loud repeated beeps caused him to noticed the emp attached to his chest.
Firing Cyborg's circuitry, his human half watched as Rath positioned him near the hole that claimed Jake then pushed him allowing gravity to do its job. Cyborg plugged up the hole. Sighing, Rath repeatedly slammed his foot onto Cyborg's head until he was lodged free.
Gripping Rath's hand, Raven couldn't get him to move.
"Rath?" feeling something sticky on Rath's hand.
Staring that the bite wound then, "AAAAAAAAAA!" as Rath jumped on top of her.
Pinning her, he reared back and drove his teeth into her cranium.
"AAAAAAAA!" sitting up on the couch in the rec room.
"Do you wanna party, it's party time
We got to party, it's party time
Do you wanna party, it's party time
We got to party, it's party time
It's party time, it's party time
It's party time, it's party time."
"It worked in the movie."
"It ain't working now."
"You mean the movie lied."
"It's not a bad question, Burt," caught by her ear.
Looking around, it seems the current zombie movie was ending. Her book rested against her stomach. Sighing, a dream. Rubbing her forehead, she let out a chuckle.
Noticing the back of Beast Boy's head, "You're sitting too close to the TV."
"Sorrie, Raven."
"Are you alright, Beast Boy?"
"Yessss."
Getting up, she walked towards Beast Boy. Placing her hand on his shoulder, she turned him around and seeing a drooling blank stared Beast Boy.
"Dead and Buried, next," said Terra carrying a bowl of popcorn.
"Like to see Pet Cemetery," replied Jinx holding her cheese and nachos.
"AAAAAAAAAAA," brought their attention to a screaming Raven running at them and she didn't stop knocking them down, "Beast Boy's a zombie!"
"Great, he's sitting too close to the TV again," remarked Terra noticing Jinx covered by cheesing nachos, "Need help with the clean up?" pulling a nacho from Jinx's hair.
Door bell.
"Looks like we'll have to wait for the next marathon," answered Jinx heading to her room to clean up.
Opening the door, Terra stared at the old lady holding a basket filled of pies and a little red wagon with piles of pies.
"Hi, dearie," said the old lady, "Would you like to taste some of Mother Mae Eye's pies?"
