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"Breathe in, breathe out, breathe in, breathe out," I repeated to myself.

I could hear my mum down stairs, and Rain yelling, from Rain's room, seeing as I was staying there. Not only was I worried, but it seemed to be taking a toll on my body. Strangely it wasn't affecting Bandit.

I went down stairs and saw what looked like S… I thought so anyway. I went back upstairs, jumped over the hole I created, and stuck my head in Suicide's room. Her body was still there. I went back and saw S writing on the wall.

"What the actual fuck? How is S in two places at once?" I asked aloud.

"S is still in Suicide's room~" Rain said.

"I know that, but she's in here, too," I answered.

"Blake! You see me?" S asked.

I nodded. "Why wouldn't I? You're right there."

"No one can see me! Well, Rain and your mum can hear me, but no one can see me!"

I nodded. "So I'm a fucking medium?!"

"-How come she can swear?-"Suicide asked.

My mother shook her head. "Because she would do it anyway, and you aren't rebellious enough."

S and I stuck our tongues out at the idiot then S face palmed.

"Mello, Way, Beyond, and Beacon are going to freak if we're gone for up to three days!"

I nodded. "I have my phone. As long as Beyond actually has his charged, we're fine!"

I dial a number, but it was the wrong one.

"Hey girl!"

"Oh, hey Liu. Long time, no speak, hey? Sorry dude, but I actually called the wrong number, so I better go," I said.

"Ok, but talk soon, ok? The parties are so dull without you."

I gulped. "Dude, my mother is in the room…"

"Sorry, talk again, babe?"

"Y-yeah… later… bye Liu…"

I hung up and quickly called Beyond.

"WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU?!"

I actually had to hold my phone away from my ear. "Beyond, calm your man titties. S had a bit of a… problem, while we were here, in MU, so we have to stay for a few days. Cover for us?" I asked.

I heard him groan. "What happened to S?"

I heard some yelling on the other side of the phone, then another voice was heard. "What happened to my little sister?" Mello asked.

"Please be more specific, I have three of your little sisters in the room," I almost laughed.

"The one in a motherfucking coma!" Mello shouted into my ear.

"Oh, she's getting abilities, almost like me, I guess, and she has to rest in order for her body to recover," I explained. "Ta ta!"

I hung up and everything was fine.

"Who was the first guy?" S asked.

"An old friend, who I should really visit. I need to get a haircut, and no one is better at haircuts than Trenderman," I sighed.

My mum looked at me with a stern look in her eye. "Have you been going to the UnderRelm again?"

I gulped.

"M-maybe? So?" I asked.

My mother groaned. I swear my family does that too much. "Your grandfather hates the UnderRelm, and you know it."

"Bla, bla, bla! Grandfather Zalgo this, Grandfather Zalgo that," I whined.

S was silent for a second before yelling, "YOU'RE ZALGO'S GRANDDAUGHTER!"

"Silence, shut up, you're gonna give me a head ache~" Rain complained.

"Heh, yup!"

After an awkward few minutes of heavy breathing, and S doing mid-air summersaults, I decided to go get myself some food.

I started walking to the supermarket just past Starbucks.

"Blake, I'm going to be so bored," S complained, floating upside down.

I rolled my eyes. "You can call me Believe here, if you want to, now, can you see any human heart? Preferable child?" I asked.

"What?!" S screeched.

"Child heart, it's my favourite," I said, picking up some liquid bubble gum, aka grape Fanta.

"You're cannibal?"

I nodded.

"Like my cousin Evelyn?"

I nodded again. "Actually, I shared a room with a cannibal named Evelyn at Sentical Asylum."

"That's where Eve was sent!"

I thought to myself, picking up the grape bubble gum. "I haven't bailed her out since Beyond came back the first time, and I think the whole family could do with a reunion," I smirked.

"Oh, god, no! Please Blake, think about this! You're meant to be the smart one!" S practically begged.

I shook my head, picked up some child heart, and went to pay for everything. Afterwards, I quickly went back and left the shopping, and S.

I opened a portal to Sentical Asylum, room 666, and saw a dirty blonde bored out of her mind.

"Hey Evelyn," I smirked, leaning against the door.

Evelyn spun around to look at me, in all my black and while glory (seeing as I had a set of spare clothes in MU).

"Bea! You're back? About time!" Evelyn said, pulling out her suitcase.

I nodded. "Come on, I'll let you get changed back at my place while I pick up my niece, and a friend and his boyfriend."

Eve grabbed my hand, and I quickly moved us to my room at Wammy's House.

"Stay here, it's like… four past twelve."

I crept into the hall way, slightly knocking on Beacon's door.

She opened the door, looking tired. "Wha…? Aunty Blake? Why are you here?"

I hugged her. "Come on, Aunty S is in a coma, but her family is taking care of her. We're taking Mello and Matt, and Mello's cousin with us. I'm gonna need your help, though," I whispered.

Beacon nodded.

We snuck into Matt's room, just to make getting Mello easier.

"Uncle Mattie," Beacon whispered, prodding him. Matt was a deep sleeper. Seriously, I've met dead people who slept lighter than one Mail Jeevas.

Namely Rain.

After ten minutes of Beacon attempting to wake Matt, I tried. I grabbed my copy of Mario Kart and snapped the disc next to his ear.

Well, that woke him up.

"What the hell, you two?" he asked.

"Aunty S is in a coma, and we're gonna visit her," Beacon explained. Matt nodded and pulled on some clothes.

Then we let Matt wake sleeping beauty (same way as the story, btw) and let him get dressed.

"Oh, and Mihael, you may not like the next surprise…" I whispered as I opened my door.

"E-Evelyn?" Mello stuttered.

"Mihael? Oh, Believe, why didn't you tell me he was here? And this must be Beyond's daughter, and Mihael's boyfriend." Evelyn went around and hugged everyone.

I nodded. "Ok, everyone, this is the most people I've ever transported, so Bella, I may have to draw on your power, ok?"

Beacon nodded and held my hand, smiling up at me.

"Mrowkoob…" I whispered. I never had to say it aloud, but because there were so many people, I did, just to be sure.

We easily found ourselves outside the Keehl house.

"Ok, Matt, I have to say, your boyfriend's family is crazy. S is currently a ghost, Rain yells at anything that annoys her, Suicide likes to think he's better than everyone, Lucy is just adorable, Weiss is pretty cool. Also my mum is here. Oh, and this is Evelyn, Mello's cousin and one of my best friends, who is a cannibal," I explained all in one breath.

Rain opened the door and hugged Matt straight away. "Mail! My god, it's so good to meet you~"

"Rain? This is the person who set fire to all the books in English?" Matt asked, shocked.

"Come on in, Evelyn, I just bought some child heart," I said, bringing her in.

I think of family, and I don't think of my brother, niece, mother, aunt, cousin, and father. Really, I think of the Keehls, and Beacon. We're more of a family than blood.