Dominus feels one of these creatures approaching him, and opens one eye as the massive force smashes into the forcefield, making it throb. The creature reveals itself to be OG Omegabone, formed from the scattered remnants of Mudbone, Darkbone, Boneriak, Charlie Sheen, BoneRiak, Lightbone, Tight-Bone, and many more. Omegabone gives up on Dominus, and walks off. Omegabone suddenly sees a movement behind the moon, and looks up to see Wallace jump out from behind the moon and
"YOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!" screams Wallace, pointing an accusatory finger at Omegabone. Omegabone eyes Wallace and sizes him up, stopping his gaze at Wallace's crotch briefly before moving on. Omegabone points his massive throbbing third arm at Wallace, and shoots two ejaculation annihilation attacks to kill the Daughter of the Moon and the Moon Lord. This summons Q'bthulhu, who Omegabone mounts and charges at Wallace at speed 85.
The Sun Goddess of the Sunny Sunni Sonner Summy Sommer Summer Sun, or just Earl for short, burns Q'bthulhu to life with her radiant glow. Since Q'bthulhu is undead, resurrecting him is how you really kill him. Omegabone, resourceful as always, eats all of the burning Q'bthulhu bits he can find. He straightens his shirt pocket and black leather fishnets before pointing his erect arm forwards and charging at Earl and Wallace, impaling them both like an Austrian Kebab. Wallace and Earl both un-impale themselves, and Wallace stumbles away while Earl lies on the ground, dying. Earl tastes a dripping fluid on the ground, and smiles.
"Mmm, tastes just like THTTGJ" Earl dies immediately after saying this. Omegabone sees this, and recites his victory speech.
"What's up, guys? My name is Foreskin Gaming HD, and I'm one crazy motherducker. I like to have my delicious, rusty, Cherry Coca Cola flavoured, King Kong sized, 14 inch foreskin rubbed. I've gotten my foreskin caught in a bunch of things such as a waffle maker, a toaster, a hair dryer and a Coke can. Just kidding of course, I'm not a weirdo. I like to go into random small YouTubers streams, and have a laugh with them by commenting weird and random shit. A lot of people find it funny and tell me that I'm hilarious, but some people don't find it amusing at all. If I ever join your stream, then BEWARE of the foreskin." moans Omegabone, as he casually destroys three planets, one with each arm. He goes into the girlfriend store and asks what they have, and they tell him to check out the store next door. He goes into the store next door and finds an 800 year old mormon woman named Jicaw, who he slaps to break his curse and become Prince Mudbone.
Goxlard waddles in, also awakened by the joint slapping. Goxlard starts munching on Wallace, making sure to not kill him with every bite. Wallace is disgusted, but Goxlard loves it, since he likes to hear them scream. Prince Mudbone grabs a Fugly Shrat from the sky and feeds it to Goxlard, who gobbles it up violently. Prince Mudbone then begins to rub grease onto his legs. He rubs more and more grease until it forms an Australia. However, he realizes his mistake as a horde of savage New Zealanders charge at him and twist his nipples into another time zone. Zelch, the New Zealandest of them all, gathers the severed teats together, and prepares a ritual. He suckles the teats into oblivion, throwing the shriveled husks on the ground into a pentagram as well as the zlomm within. This summons Stan the Satan, who chuckles at Zelch and licks him as a thank you.
Stan flies away from Zelch and deepthroats a tentacle, finding the experience very enjoyable. He starts deepthroating every tentacle he finds, but stops when he realizes that the tentacle he is currently deepthroating is actually Prince Mudbone's fallopian tube. Prince Mudbone stares down at Stan and begins using his fallopian tube to destroy Stan from the inside, and then dumps acid from his nipple wounds, leaving nothing behind but Stan's molars. However, Stan is able to resurrect, because molars are able to summon him. Stan beats the snot out of Jicaw and steals her rupees. Lunk grabs the rupee bag and runs away from Stan before he can catch him, and then leaves the Realm to put the rupees to good use.
Metroid shows up in his bounty hunter power armor, and he starts shooting people for money. Goddish arrives, and finds the severed half of Hellsprout which is still alive. Hellsprout ingrains its roots into Goddish, and starts sucking the energy into his own body. Hellsprout's roots continue to wrap around Goddish, and the two merge into one non-fusion being known as G'ellsprout. This peeves Judge, but he accepts that it is indeed a loophole that must be rectified in the future. Meanwhile, Metroid sets his sights on G'ellsprout, ready to kill. He runs up to the rooty symbiotic creature and grabs it by the stem before whispering into its face hole.
"You spin me right round baby right round" says Metroid, as is custom for him to do before every kill. Before he can finish the job, however, G'ellsprout uses some sleepy powder to knock Metroid out, and then pops off his helmet to reveal his darkest secret. Metroid scrambles to put the helmet back on, but it's too late. He has now been revealed to the whole world to be a dad! With this knowledge out there, Metroid will not get any more bounty hunting jobs, and will have to return to his kids that he left. Resse Rames bursts in with a water pistol, angered at all the ruckus. She sees G'ellsprout and grabs him, holding him at gunpoint.
"You're coming with me, you filthy WEED! If you don't, you're gonna get SHOOTED!" squeals Resse Rames into G'ellsprout's weird ear. G'ellsprout tries to use some sleepy powder on Resse, but his aim is too sloppy and the powder goes everywhere except for its target. Suddenly, a squad of 5 construction workers, connected by the mind to be one being, arrives. This hive mind is known as Team Tony, consisting of Tony, the leader, God Tony, the power, Nega Tony. the brains, Ghost Tony, the stealth expert, and Sepia Tony, the janitor. Together, they all yell a phrase in unison from their list of allowed phrases.
"The boys are back in town!" bellows Team Tony as they use their caulk guns to turn Prince Mudbone into a statue, immobilizing him. Team Tony high fives between its members.
"I drill for my team!" Team Tony calls, while G'ellsprout looks around and finds a stone filled with evolutionary energy. G'ellsprout uses a vine to grab the stone and break it in half, before feeding one half to each mouth. G'ellsprout begins to glow and transform, breaking free of Resse's grip as it becomes G'loomingHell. Judge sees this as the last straw, and grabs his gavel. Just as he is about to turn G'loomingHell into a jelly donut, G'loomingHell spits out two fusion licenses. Judge apologizes for the inconvenience and walks away, but Team Tony notices that the licenses are forged.
"You lookin' at me? I didn't build this!" cries Team Tony as they all march towards G'loomingHell. Before Team Tony can discipline G'loomingHell, they are stopped by the now old and stale Freezy Puff. Freezy looks them in the eyes and offers them an ultimatum.
"Go to sleep or I'll touch your dad." declares Freezy Puff, staring down Team Tony in a very intimidating manner. Freezy Puff is distracted, however, as B'hear Air makes an approach. The rare and mysterious bhear walks up to Freezy Puff, who begins inhaling B'hear Air. B'hear Air acts quickly, and enters a speedier state to run away. Little does Freezy know the mistake he has made, as this bhear is very vengeful, and will not forget this moment for a long time. However, in the very distance, a great and ominous force begins to emerge from a calm looking swimming pool...