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'Where are my panties?' Weiss thought to herself as she looked around the dresser for her underwear. She scratched her head in confusion, seeing as the last week her underwear had been vanishing. She had just thought that she had been using them quicker and not realizing it, but now she was pretty sure that somebody had been taking her underwear. "Ruby, have you been stealing my underwear?" Weiss asked the person she believed would try and prank her with this method.

Ruby blinked and looked away from her own drawer.

"No, did you steal mine?" Ruby asked with confusion as she looked for her own panties. They had vanished as well, and she had no clue what to make of it. She had been using Weiss' underwear, without telling her of course, because her underwear had been gone for awhile. She was just too embarassed to tell anyone that somebody stole her panties.

Weiss just gave her the perfect excuse to admit her panties were being stolen.

Ruby looked towards Yang.

"No, you can't borrow mine... I don't know where they are." Yang stated as she showed her own dresser drawer was just as empty as all of their drawers were. Not only were her panties gone, but the same could be said about her socks... she did not know why her socks were added to the equation.

'My parents are alive... I'm just happy about that.' Blake thought to herself with as she looked for her underwear.

After coming face to face with the near-extinction of her species, something small like having her panties stolen did not even faze her. She couldn't find herself so much as giving the smallest amounts of fucks to this issue. If somebody was going to steal her panties, fine, she would go without and skip class to go and buy more. Classes had yet to start up, seeing as students were being asked to go to the grounds and help set up the temporary homes for the Faunus who were arriving from Menagerie.

-Team JNIR's Room-

"Hey Jaune, did you take my undies?" Nora accused as she crossed her arms and stared at Jaune with some clear irritation. She had her foot tapping, and Jaune looked at her with surprise at her accusation. She had just gone laundry, everyone did laundry, the day before to make sure that Faunus didn't get sick again. Everyone had been forced to have ALL of their clothes, that they had remaining, to be forcefully cleansed by some high powered cleaners.

One day she had underwear, the next day, she did not have underwear... she was pretty sure that Iron was not the culprit, the man was too massive to wear women's panties.

She had known Ren for a long time, and she doubted he would do this.

That left Jaune.

"What!? No, of course not! I wouldn't want your underwear, anyway... Don't you two give me those looks! I didn't do it!" Jaune defended himself when he saw that both Iron and Ren were giving him silent looks if disapproval. It would seem that neither of them believed that he didn't do it, but they were quick to let go of the issue. Nora walked up to Jaune and poked him in the chest with a threatening look.

Jaune didn't know how a girl a foot shorter than him could somehow seem bigger than he was, but at the moment a giant might as well be poking his chest.

"God help you if you're lying to me. Ren, I'm borrowing your boxers." Nora stated as she walked over to Ren's dresser and opened it up, before she reached in and grabbed pink boxers.

...

"Pink?" Iron asked Ren, who shrugged.

"Pink is good." Ren answered back, defending his underwear choice. Nora stepped into the boxers and slipped them on underneath her skirt without revealing anything to anyone in the room.

-Team NP's Room-

"How are you feeling? If you aren't feeling well, you can lay back down." Pyrrha tried to urge Naruto to get back into bed, though he was currently sitting with his legs touching the floor. Velvet had warmed up her body enough that she could go back to her own room, though she was more than likely going to mourn the loss of her family.

Pyrrha had heard Naruto crying the night before, and his eyes were a little red, but there was no more puffiness.

With no word from his family, it was safe to assume the worst had happened, and all he had left now was Velvet. He had spent the entire night crying, to the point he simply had no more tears left to cry. Her heart went out for him, but she couldn't really do anything to help him either.

"Pyrrha, I'm good... Sorry if I kept you up last night." Naruto said as he apologized to her.

"You lost a lot Naruto, me losing a night's sleep is nothing compared to you losing family. Take it easy, maybe play with Fuzzybreast." Pyrrha noted, since for the entire time that he had been sick, it had been up to her to care for his rabbit. The rabbit that would disappear at times, and then come back at random times as well.

She didn't know where the rabbit went, it wasn't like it could leave the room, seeing as there was only one door out of the room.

Rabbit's can't open doors.

"Oh right, Fuzzybreast... sorry girl." Naruto said as he got off of his bed and crouched down underneath it.

Naruto froze.

"What's wrong?" Pyrrha asked as she got down on her hands and knees and looking under Naruto's bed. Miss Fuzzybreast had made her home underneath Naruto's bed, it was where she spent most of her time. Pyrrha never looked under the bed, she knew that there were toys under there that Fuzzybreast like to play with, but whenever Pyrrha wanted to feed Fuzzbreast all she had to do was call out her name and say "Food" and the bunny would come out from hiding.

Pyrrha froze.

There was a large pile of women's underwear underneath Naruto's bed, and behind the pile of underwear was a hole in the wall that lead to Team RWBY's room no doubt, seeing as through the hole they could see Weiss' shoes. The pile of underwear was simply massive, it no doubt had ALL of Team RWBY's underwear. Ruby's cute and childish underwear, Blake's bold and sexy underwear, which was mostly black and purple. Finally, there was Yang's thongs and her underwear with puns on the butt.

Pyrrha saw underwear that might belong to Nora, seemed the right size to be her underwear and it seemed like the color that she would wear.

There was a shredded pile of white underwear, underwear that Pyrrha guessed belonged to Weiss if the black frills and the prim and proper appearance of some of the larger shreds were anything to judge. Pyrrha blushed even further when she saw her own underwear was amongst the larger pile of underwear.

Fuzzybreast was currently chewing on the last pair of Weiss' underwear and was putting it into the pile of shredded panties.

"I'm... just going to take these back." Pyrrha said as she reached under the bed for her panties. Her black sexy panties, and her green comfortable panties, and she blushed when she saw her... least attractive set of panties which some would call granny panties. They were the ones that she wore whenever she was going to be lazing around studying in her room in sweats. "... Don't tell anyone aboue my choices in underwear." Pyrrha pleaded with Naruto, who sighed and stood back up.

"Oh Fuzzybreast... Wait... Oh Fuzzybreast." Naruto palmed his forehead when he realized that by the amount of panties alone, that all of the girls these belonged to had to be going without underwear at the moment. "Why do you hate Weiss so much?" Naruto asked when he noticed that it was only Weiss' underwear that was torn up.

Pyrrha looked at the bunny.

"... Well, Weiss is white haired and very majestic." Pyrrha reasoned with a helpful tone.

Naruto gave her a look.

"What, Fuzzybreast things Weiss is another rabbit?" Naruto asked as he reached under the bed and grabbed his rabbit. He lifted her up, and he took the panties she was chewing and tossed them to the ground. "Don't worry girl, you're the only bunny for me." Naruto comforted his rabbit, and Fuzzybreast jumped out of his arms and onto his head. She made her place known by nuzzling into his hair, right between his ears.

Pyrrha almost gushed.

"... Who wears these?" Pyrrha asked as she held up... strings with a tin triangle in the front. Pyrrha had red cheeks as she looked at the red piece of string. It was barely underwear... no, it wasn't underwear. It barely covered the front, and nothing else. "I mean, obviously not Weiss' or she would have ripped them up. How are we going to return these without you looking like a pervert?" Pyrrha asked as she held Naruto get all of the panties out from under his bed and put them on top of his bed.

They would have to sort them out by who they believed owned them, Pyrrha felt somewhat responsible seeing as Fuzzbreast did this on her watch.

...

"You stole more than panties." Naruto said as he tapped his bunny on the head. He pulled out Yang's socks, Blake's bows, Weiss' bras (the smallest of the group), and Pyrrha blushed when Naruto looked at a dildo.

"... That's mine." Pyrrha admit bashfully as she took the dick-shaped object. It was red, the same burning red color that her cheeks were currently. She looked at Naruto's rather neutral, if very red, face. He didn't seem to think any different of her for having it, which she was thankful for. "Yeah... I'll be better about hiding it." Pyrrha squeeked out in embarassment.

She had thought it was well hidden, but apparently it was not.

"It's fine... I have... had a lot of sisters. I shared a room with two of them... I'm just surprised. You don't seem like the type." Naruto admit as he and Pyrrha got back to sorting out everything to who they knew, thought, or suspected it belonged to. They put everything that was shredded and chewed into the Weiss pile. If it was sexy, black and purple, then it went into the Blake pile. If it was a thong or screamed Yang to them, it went into the Yang pile. Innocent stuff went into the Ruby pile... and the rest went into the Nora pile.

"... My Mom gave it to me, she said I was... too uptight." Pyrrha noted with a wince.

Her mother had told her that if she spent all of her free time training herself, then she would build up a lot of stress and tension in her body. She would also become more easily seduced if she allowed her womanly urges to build for too long. It was for her health, to unwind her stressed body, heal a stressed mind, and let loose some of her sexual tension.

"Mmmhmmm." Naruto just hummed and agreed with her.

"It was just a gag gift, I never use it or anything hahahahah... Didn't even mean to pack it with me." Pyrrha lied to Naruto, and Naruto sighed to her.

"Pyrrha... I heard you masturbating in the shower several times. This also has your smell on it. I have super hearing, remember?" Naruto asked as his large rabbit ears moved around to prove a point. He didn't like it when people lied to him, and he would usually call people out on their lies even if he would rather not have to do it.

...

"Sorry." Pyrrha apologized with her entire face red, no longer just her cheeks anymore. She didn't realize that Naruto heard her when she did her morning rituals. "Oh god, you heard everything." Pyrrha said as she placed her hands in her face.

She hoped that wasn't the case.

"... I'm flattered, but I wouldn't let Yang hear you saying my name." Naruto said with a red face as well.

He had heard Pyrrha say his name when fingering herself.

"I don't have romantic feelings for you Naruto, and I would never try and get between you and Yang. You are a very attractive man..." Pyrrha defended herself, and she didn't want Naruto to think she had feelings for him. She just used him for material because he was very kind and he had a nice body. He was also strong, and whats more, since she was in the same room with him she saw him more than other guys.

Naruto sighed to himself.

"You have nothing to be ashamed of... I doubt Yang would hate you for it. Thank you for the compliment though. You're very attractive too... I've... had a... dream with you in it before." Naruto admitted to try and make Pyrrha feel better about herself. It was true, he did have a dream about her. He didn't have control over his dreams, and it had been a very special dream.

Pyrrha smiled as her blush decreased, something that showed that she was feeling better about herself.

"Thank you... What kind of dream?" Pyrrha asked, before she saw him give her a loot. She realized what kind of dream it was, and she smiled. "Thank you, you're right, it is flattering. I'll be more quiet from now on when I... do stuff like that." Pyrrha promised him.

If she had known he could hear her, she would have been more quiet from the very beginning.

"... I'm going to go and take a walk." Naruto said as he turned around and started his way towards the door. Naruto yelped when his foot slipped on a can of soda that was laying on the ground. Pyrrha jumped into action as Naruto started to fall forward, and she grabbed the back of his shorts.

She was yanked forward and down onto her knees as Naruto was slowed down enough that he could land on his hands.

The door opened.

"Hey Naruto, everyone's panties are missing, I think... The fuck are you doing to my fiance Pyrrha?" Yang asked as her eyes turned red.

"Eh?" Pyrrha asked as she looked at her position.

She was on her knees, right behind Naruto with her hand on his shorts as if she were going to pull them down. In her other hand, she had a large red dildo primed as if she were about to stick it somewhere unpleasant. Naruto on the other hand, moved a hand to his head, shaking off the sudden change in positions.

Naruto looked at Yang, and then at Pyrrha.

"... Fuzzybreast stole everyone's things, including somebodies dildo. Pyrrha was holding it when I tripped, and she grabbed me by the shorts to stop my fall." Naruto explained to Yang, while Pyrrha gulped.

'There is no way she is going to buy that.'

"Okay then, I can believe it if you say it." Yang easily bought what Naruto said, because she could see the truth in his eyes with ease. She also trusted him, and even if he told her something that she found hard to believe, she would believe it. She knew him, and he didn't seem like the type to lie unless it was to protect somebody. "Though, if you ever actually try something like that Pyrrha..." Yang trailed off as she took her thumb and slid it across her throat.

Pyrrha gulped and touched her own throat.

She felt sorry for anyone that actually tried to seduce Naruto.

Chapter End!
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I felt everyone needed a chapter that would let them unwind from the last chapters, hope you enjoyed it.

Also, expect to see more Fuzzybreast tormenting Weiss.