Title: Salad (JN)
Rating: T
Pairing(s)/Character(s): James/Narcissa
Warnings: None
Disclaimer: Don't own 'em - not making any money off 'em. Dern it.
Word Count: 145

Notes: This collection will feature 365 chapters, with 365 prompts. Hoping to finish it within 2017. The chapters will alternate between two pairings: Narcissa/James (Silver Stag), and Scorpius/Lily Luna (Vicarious Living). The chapters will be named after the prompt, with either (NJ) or (SL) after it, denoting the pairing.

Hogwarts School of Witchcraft & Wizardry: 2017 Event: 365 Drabbles - Prompt - Salad


James scrunched his face in a look of disgust. "What is this stuff?" he asked, stabbing his fork at the green stuff on his plate.

Narcissa rolled her eyes. "It's called a salad," she answered slowly as if she was talking to a dimwitted child.

"I don't want it," James whined.

She sighed. Sometimes, it really was like she was dealing with an overgrown child. She shuddered at thought of having a baby with a father so immature. "It's good for you, so you'll eat it."

"But I don't want it!" James repeated.

She raised an unimpressed eyebrow. "Well, if you don't eat it, you don't get to eat me," she stated decisively.

His eyes widened at the ultimatum. He quickly picked the lettuce up with his fork and began shoveling it in his mouth as if he was starving.

Narcissa nodded, satisfied with herself.