Episode 36
Saphira: *holds finger up to lips* Shh… *nods*
Zuko: Do I have to?!
Saphira: Do it now!
Zuko: FIIIIIIIIINNEEEEE! *grabs marker* (writing as well as speaking) PARIS PICKED APHRODITE IN THE GOLDEN APPLE CHALLENGE BECAUSE HE WANTED TO START THE TROJAN WAR!
Aang: HEDWIG IS DEAD! MOURN, HARRY, MOURN!
Harry: Who are you?
Aang: THE DARK LORD IS TRYING TO ENTER YOUR MIND! BLOCK HIM OUT! BLOCK HIM OUT!
Harry: *looks around* Isn't Voldy dead?
Aang: *grabs Harry's robes* BALDEMORT IS NOT DEAD AND THE ONLY WAY TO BLOCK HIM OUT IS TO GRIEVE! DO IT, MAN! DO IT!
Harry: 0.0 Hermione! Who is this creep?
Hermione: This is Aang, the main character from an American cartoon.
Harry: That's nice. How do I get him off of me?
Hermione: Um… punch him in the back? Azula shot him with lightning there.
Harry: *futile attempts*
Katara: 911 what's your emergency?
911 lady w/ funny accent: Sir, does your call have a purpose?
Katara: Uh, sir, I'm a girl.
911 lady w/ funny accent: *extremely angrily* SIR, I'M A GIRL!
Katara: *in tears* I'm sorry! Please don't kill me! It was in the script!
Me: Script?!
Toph: ANNABETH'S STUCK IN A BUNKER BEING NUKED! MOURN YOU SILLY PEOPLES.
Me: How do you know about that?
Toph: *monotone* There's hic nothing hic Percy can do! Cry hic like you hic must!
Me: *looks at camera* Uhhhh
Toph: Oh, and Katniss is down there too. Oh no. There's nothing Peeta can do for her either except warn District Thirteen.
Sokka: Clara you insulted the TARDIS! How dare you! Don't you know he has feelings too?!
Clara: Isn't it a girl?
Sokka: *gasps dramatically* You did it again! Just wait until I tell the Doctor about this!
Clara: I doubt he'd care… he regenerated, and he's a little…different now.
Saphira: No spoilers! People out there haven't watched it yet!
Me: OKAY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! YOU'RE HIJACKING—hijacking—MY SHOW AND UN-SHAMEFULLY ADVERTISING MY OTHER FANFICTIONS!
Saphira: Pretty much that.
Me: Why?
Saphira: I don't know, I thought it would bug you.
Liah: Why would it bug her? Shameless self-advertisement! Whoo!
Me: Yeah, but why?
Saphira: Well you refrained from putting me in the latest episodes, so I wanted revenge!
Me: Oh. Sorry!
Saphira: Apology accepted. (sarcasm)
*long argument*
Zuko: HEY, REMEMBER US?
Me: *glances over* Oh, hi. *goes back to argument*
Sokka: *whispering* Let's go to the Bahamas!
Katara: *whispering* Okay.
Gaang: *sneaks out*
Three hours later in Bahamas.
Toph: *accepts another drink* Just put it on my tab.
Waiter: (w/ a twitch) Of course.
Sokka and Katara: *have a water fight in the ocean* (Katara's winning…for obvious reasons*
Sokka: Just go easy on me!
Katara: I am.
Aang: *huge cannonball, causes tsunami* Is anyone else getting dejavu?
Zuko: We all are, because this actually happened, remember?
Katara: Oh, yeah! There was this guy, Sean, who was watching Kitty and Kittyaceres deface each other via security camera.
Gaang: *laughs* Good times, good times.
Sokka: And if this turns out anything like last time, Kitty, Liah and Saphira will end up in a Cuban jail while looking for us.
Meanwhile in a Cuban jail while looking for the Gaang…
Me: SOKKA!
Police officer: (I have no idea how Cuban jail works, since Americans are kinda banned from Cuba) *yells at me in Spanish*
Liah: Either of you speak Spanish?
Saphira: No.
Me: LEH! (or however you spell it)
Liah: DON'T YELL "NO" AT ME IN ARABIC!
Me: FINE!
Liah: SHUKRAN! (again, however you spell it) (That means "thank you" BTW)
Me: THAT'S LITERALLY ALL THE ARABIC I KNOW!
Saphira: WHY ARE WE YELLING?!
Liah and me: I DUNNO!
Police Officer: *yells at us in Spanish*
Me: And we're back at square one.
Meanwhile in the Bahamas…
Sean: Oh, hi guys!
Katara: Sean!
Aang: What are you doing here, Sean?!
Sean: How many times do I need to tell you, it's "Sean" like seam, not like shawn!
Sokka: Oh, man, I know how you feel! In the stupid movie adaption of our lives, they kept calling me Soka! I mean, how hard is it to say "Sokka"?
Katara: They butchered Aangy-poo's name too.
Aang: *beams* Oh, wait, Ong is me?
Facepalms all around!
TOAST TO AANG!
Katniss and Peeta: KEEP US OUT OF THIS!
NO!
Katniss and Peeta: WE'RE FAMOUS ENOUGH! LEAVE US ALONE!
NO!
Katniss and Peeta: FINE! BUT IT'S EVERLARK, NOT TOAST, GOT IT?
K? NO K! TOAST ISI MUCH BETTER! Idiots, don't even know their ultimate ship name.
Katniss and Peeta: WE'RE NOT A BOAT!
JOIN THE ARBUCKLE YACHT CLUB! S.S. TOAST IS TAKEN, THOUGH!
Zuko: *facepalm* Hey, remember us?
LEH!
Liah: Hey! I taught you that so you could scream it at my grandmother when she tried to take the living room! Not scream at Zuko!
But, but, It's ZUKO!
Liah: Okay, Okay.
Sean: Anyway… look at this! *shows OC's in jail on a laptop*
Katara: Awww… we gotta release them, don't we?
Zuko: Can we like, leave Liah in there?
Sokka: And Kitty?
Katara: No.
Rest of the Gaang: AWW! COME ON! WHY?
KATARA: BECAUSE, THIS EPISODE HAS TOO MUCH CAPS LOCK!
SOKKA: AND BRINGING IN KITTY WILL MAKE IT LESS?
KATARA: WELL, NO, BUT SHE'S THE HOST! WE LEGALLY HAVE TO BE TORUTRED BY HER UNTIL THE SHOW ENDS.
ZUKO: FINE, BUT CAN WE END THE EPISODE FIRST, TO GIVE IT THE ILLUSION THAT WE DIDN'T RELEASE THEM?
KATARA: I'M DOWN WITH THAT!
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