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Chapter 37.

AN: OK EVRYBODY IM GONG ON VOCATION Yay! ON DA FRIST OF JULY SO IM EEDER GONNA END DA FIK Please do. OR UPDAT IT IN WEEX. fangz!1 oh yah nd prepz stop flaming sa story!11 raven fangz 4 da help c ya gurl afta vocation!11

DARKO'S PONT OF VIEW LOL I am laughing out loud at your stupidity, Tara.

Vampire and I chaind Hairgrid 2 da floor. Assholes.

"Oh mi fucking satan!11" Enoby said. She wuz so hot. Fuck, why does she make everyone blind? "Maybe I cud uze Amnesia potion 2 make Satan foll in love wif me faster!1" Eyes bleeding. Please help me.

"But u r so sexy and wonderful aneway No, Draco, you are still drunk. Tata, Tata, Tata. Could she maybe have wanted to spell Tara? Am I crazy?" said Vampire. "Why would u need it?" Because how else would someone fall in love with her?

"To make everyfing go faster lol." Eeuw, gross images have just crossed my brain. said Enoby.

"But you wont have to do it wif him or anyfing, will u?" I asked jelosly. No, don't go go to the dark side!

"OMFG u guyz r so scary!11" said Britney, The only character in this story who I actually like. Well except Dumbles and Voldy of course. a fucking prep.

"Shut the fuk up!1" said Willow. Umm. Oh yes, Raven. Who has risen from the dead.

"Ok well anyway lets go 2 Profesor Trevolry's I'd rather you call her Prof Sinister. room."

Draco, Ebory and I went to Profesor Siniater's Not quite the same. room. But Profesor Sinister wasn't there. Aaaahhh. Instead Tom Rid was. How? Isnt he in the past?

Oh hi fuckers he said. Amazing friends you have there. Lizzen, Who's she? I got u sum kewl new clovez.

I took out da cloves from da bag. It was a goffik blak leather miniskirt that said '666' on da bak, black stilton bootz, blood red fishnetz and a blak corset. I need that outfit, I'll be looking hot.

"OMG fangz!" I said hugging him in a gothic Not goffik? way. How does one hug in a gothic way? I took da clothes in da bag.

"OK Profesor Sinister isnt hr what the fuk should we do?" asked Draco. Suddenly he loked at a sign on da blak wall.

"Oh my fuking satan!1" I screamed as I read it. On it said Evry1 Profesor Sinister is away. She is too gottik she is in Azkhabian now. What! That makes less sense than.. well than nothing. Classes shal be taught by Dubledork who is bak but he shall not be principal 4 now. Sincerely Profesor Rumbridge. She has gotten rum back now.

"OMFG!111" I shoted arngrily. "How could they do that!11"

Suddenly Dumblydore came. *Snigger* I really am immature.

"WHAT DA HELL R U DONG IN MY OFICE!1" he began to shoot angrily. Sudwenly I saw Morty Mcfly's blak tim machine! Oh! From Back to the future! But what does this have to do with this story?111 I jumped seductivly in2 it leaving Draco and Vampire. Sudenly I wuz back in tim! Really not the time. 11 I looked around. It was…Profesor Slutborn's Hehe, that is still awesome. efface! I sneaked around. Suddenly I saw da Amnesia potion on his desk. It wuz blak wif blood-red pentagramz in it. It was the shape of a cross. I put it in my poket. Suddenly da door opened it wuz…..Profesor Slutgorn!11 Nooo! In his own office! Get out!

OMG wut r u doing fuker he shooted angrily I don't kno wut da fuk r u DOING I SHOUTED ANGRILY.

"Oh sorry I wuz just looking around koz I thought it wuz class." you said finally hoping he couldn't c da potion in ur pocket. No idea what I just read.

"Oh ok u can go now." said Profesor Slutborn.

You went to the conmen room after putting on my clothes. Silas, Samaro and Snap were there practicing Vampirez will Never Hurt U by MCR. No, just no.

"Oh hi you guys." I said seductively. "Wheres Satan?" In the future, isn't he?

"Oh he's cumming. WHAT! " said Serious. "BTW u can kall me Hades No, you bitch! You have ruined Sirius! now." Suddenly Satan came. He was wearing a smexxy blak leather Jackson, blak congres shoes, a Slipnot t-shirt and a blak tie.Ugh, I don't see it.

"Ok I will see you guyz at da concert." I said and then I went with Satan. Is that it? This chapter was so short. I should be thankful though.

I'm quite pissed. There's this guy in my class, who's ego is so huge. Who thinks I'm in love with him. No, I like his friend. He actually told me over FB to stop looking at him. I was like * _* What?

Idiot. O well.