So it was thanks to a kind review that I continued this even though... I really don't want to write Naruto fanfics anymore. This was my first fandom, then there was Kingdom Hearts, and then Harry Potter. Now I'm on Supernatural. So I've gone through three revolutions of fandoms I've adored to the fullest. But I got a really kind review and a reminder that I haven't updated in three months... so here's my update.
Sakura really shouldn't have been surprised when Orochimaru burst into her room demanding to search the closets. She let him, ignored him, and soon he was on his way. When Ukon and Sakon barged into her room demanding to look under the bed... she did the same thing. Eventually they went away. But when Naruto came crawling into the room and hid under her blankets with a tear stained face... shit just got real.
Luckily Kimimaro was waiting outside the door looking a bit tired but ready to stop Sakura from doing whatever scheme she had cooked up.
"Everyone is just waiting for Sasuke to come out of hiding right?" She demanded making Tayuya squeak from behind a door.
"How did you know?" Kabuto asked as he walked into the hallway.
"Why else would Orochimaru look through all the closets and why else would Naruto look so flustered and have been crying? Seriously... you people are ridiculous." Marching into the living room, she opened up the coat closet and dragged Sasuke out making him fight her the best he could but she's holding him by the back of his shirt and his hands have been handcuffed behind his back, his ankles tied together, obviously someone has a thing for bondage. "Who is it? Who are you sleeping with since you can't get laid with Naruto anymore?"
Sasuke hesitated, his mouth going dry, but then he looked at them all shamefully.
"Rock Lee."
Gasps of horrors all around, but then Orochimaru clapped like it was the most beautiful damn thing he's ever heard.