Chapter Overview:

In this chapter, Evie reveals some news to Mal, Freddie and Audrey, and there's chaos and suspicion when Jane's mascot uniform goes missing.

Evie: Alrighty! Who's ready for party makeover?

Mal: I guess I am.

Audrey: Sure?

Freddie: I don't think I am...

Evie: That's the attitude! I concocted an amazing beauty mineral base. Who wants a facial? P.S.: I made that up.

"Really? I never would have guessed!" Mal said sarcastically.

Mal: Oh! Never would have guessed that.

Audrey: What does it matter? I wasn't even chosen as a Q.N.L.B.!

"What is that? It doesn't exactly sound good..." Lonnie said.

Mal: Is that a good thing? 'Cause that acronym just doesn't sound good.

Audrey: It's Queen of the Neon Lights Ball. Duhsies! I did not win!

Audrey got wide eyes, then flopped back in her chair, sulking.

Evie: Oh, Freddie! Did you just ask who did win?

Freddie: Uh, no.

"Oh no, this isn't going to end well." Mal whispered to Ben.

Evie: It was me. I won. I'm the Q. N. L. B.!

The Evil Queen shrieked. "Oh Evie! I'm so proud of you!"

Evie: Oh, Mal, did you just ask where I'm going to put the crown? I don't know where. I'm running out of room for all my crowns!

"Ok... that's a little rude..." Mal said.

Mal: Is that Ruby's hair?

Audrey: No. It's the other girl with a 100-foot ponytail. I'm stress-brushing. Stress-brushing helps me deal with losing.

Chad chuckled. "Damn Audrey, feisty aren't we?"

Evie: Well, then you better keep brushing, because I am on fire! Carbon dioxide, water vapour, oxygen and nitrogen ignited up in here!

"Evie," Doug warned. "That's pretty rude..."

Audrey glared at Evie.

Evie: Okay, Freddie, for your makeover, I'm thinking a little less voodoo and a little more new-do.

Freddie: That's funny, 'cause for my makeover, I'm thinking a little "Leave me exactly the way I am!"

Evie: No probs.

Freddie sent a deadpan look at Evie, who smiled shyly.

Evie: Audrey, for your makeover, I'm thinking about some little apple-red lipstick and some wicked Cheshire Cat eyes.

Chad shrugged. "Yeah, you know, that'd look good."

Audrey: The only makeover I'm interested in is the one where I'm made over from being the one who lost the crown to the one who won!

Evie: Uh, I forgot to bring that one. Sorry.

Evie: Mal, for your makeover, I wanna see what you look like in purple.

Mal: I think we know the answer to that.

"Uh, I literally wear purple every day," Mal said.

Evie: Oh, that's not purple. That's aubergine.

Freddie: You know, I always thought of it more as an eggplant.

Mal: What is happening here?

Audrey: I know, right? It's clearly more of an amethyst.

"Are you guys seriously debating colours of purple?" The boys ask, shocked.

"Come on guys, it's purple, there's no need to discuss all of the different shades." Mal rolled her eyes.

Jane: Guys! My mascot uniform is gone!

"Oh no!" Fairy Godmother cried.

Mal: Why are you looking at me? Because your bracelet was in my room.

"What?!" Mal exclaims.

Mal: What?

Jane: You must have dropped it when you stole my uniform.

"Why would I have stolen your uniform?" Mal asked, incredulously.

Mal: I don't know why my bracelet was there, but I definitely didn't take your uniform.

Audrey: Maybe you spelled it away.

Mal rolled her eyes. "Oh come on, if I was going to spell something away, I wouldn't have been near it."

Mal: Why would I do that?

Jane: Maybe you thought it wasn't fashion-forward or something.

Evie rolled her eyes and smirked. "Nah, Mal wouldn't do that. That'd be me."

Evie: That sounds like something I would do. But I didn't. Promsies. Besides, I couldn't have. I was too busy winning my crown. Did you guys know I won a crown? 'Cause I did! I won the crown!

Evie winced. "I'm sorry for acting like that. I honestly don't know why I am."

Snow White looked at Evie. "Sweetie, It's okay to rejoice when you win something, but there's no need to rub it in your friend's faces, especially when they're upset about not winning."

Mal: Trust me, if I spelled away every single non-fashion forward item I saw every day there'd be no clothes in Auradon.

Everyone from Auradon gapes at her, at Ben winces. "Ouch."

Jane: Ouch.

"Sorry guys, I shouldn't have said that," Mal apologised.

Audrey: So, you're saying you don't like the way we dress!

Mal: No, it's not what I'm saying! What I'm saying is I did not take the uniform.

"Besides, how could I? I share a room with Evie, and she would have noticed." Mal said.

Mal: Seriously, Jane, I'm sure it will show up soon.

Jane: I guess you're right.

Evie: Yeah, this is Auradon. It's not like there's some thief in a cloaked glove running around stealing things.

Mal groaned. "Let me guess. This has something to do with that person hiding in Jordan's lamp, and Dr Facilier's shop." Everyone nodded, agreeing with her.

Selfie Caption:

Mascot Uniform MIA!

"That's really weird...but I'm sure it'll turn up soon!" Belle said optimistically.