Haiiiiiiii everyone! :3
Um...I don't think I have too much to say...this chapter was a half-request for the lovely LaBlanc...ish. So...yeah.
Also, I might not be updating every day or every other day for a week or two, since I'll be playing my trombone until my face finally falls off and they decide to show some mercy (maplepancakes99, I hope that answers your question).
There will be more camping! Just...not now.
England had called together Prussia, Spain, France, Hungary, and China for an urgent meeting. At two thirty in the morning. Of course, they had to bring along the kids, who were fast asleep in various rooms around the house.
"Angleterre, is there a reason you found it a good idea to wake me up so early?" France huffed. "I need my beauty sleep."
"Oh, shut it, Frog. If you must know, I happened to find a bloody excellent reason to call you lot here. I've figured out how to change the kids back."
The five of them stared at him.
"Seriously?" Hungary asked in disbelief. "Do it, then!"
"Now, wait a sec-"
"No, I'm too awesome to wait! Hurry up and change them!"
"Hold on! There are certain terms you need to be aware of befo-"
"Inglaterra, it doesn't matter. Anything for los tomates, sí?"
Four heads nodded in agreement with Spain, and England sighed.
"Don't blame me if you're dissatisfied with the results." He rubbed his hands together nervously. "I hope I remember the spell correctly..."
China raised a worried eyebrow, but the other four were watching England expectantly as he began reciting a spell in some strange language. The moment he had finished, a flash of light momentarily blinded them all. When it had passed, the six of them were...
"WHAT THE AWESOME?! Spain, why do you...why do I...Hungary where are your-"
"Finish that sentence and I'll kill you," a considerably lower voice threatened from someone who looked almost exactly like Hungary, only...male...
"Why the DEVIL are we women?!" England gasped and grabbed her throat. "Why is my voice so high? Why do I need glasses?! China, why haven't you been affected?!"
"I have, báichī!"
"Are you sure, amigo? Er...amiga?"
England clutched the sides of her head. "Everyone stop talking for a moment, I need to think about this."
France was really the only one who hadn't voiced a complaint. "I think we all look rather nice as women. And Hungary, you're quite attractive, mon chéri. Not that you weren't before."
At that moment, who happened to walk in? Why, it's none other than America, Canada, Japan, Korea, Romana, Veneziana, Germany, Taiwan, and Seychelles, all completely unchanged. Prussia groaned.
"Ugh...they haven't even been switched back!"
All nine little nations gaped at their guardians for a moment. Then, several things happened at once. Germany and America screamed and ran to the other side of the house, and Romana grabbed Veneziana and ran after them, shouting frantically, "NO MORE HAIR BRAIDING!" Canada hid behind her sister, and Korea covered her mouth to hide her laughter. Japan blushed and mumbled something in Japanese before shuffling quietly away, following the Italies, America, and Germany. Taiwan and Seychelles walked away calmly and went back to bed, blaming their "hallucination" on the amount of candy they had consumed before bed. Eventually, Germany, America, Japan, Romana, and Veneziana returned.
"Why are you guys...girls? And why is Hungary a guy?" America asked, trembling slightly.
"Ask England," China growled, glaring at said Brit with a look that could've seriously injured a tiger.
England sighed. "I was trying to change you all back, but I messed the spell up. I mean, we would've probably all become gender-swapped anyw-"
"WHAT?!" the other five yelled, ad England rolled her eyes.
"That's what I was trying to tell you, but you gits just don't listen..."
"Well, bastards...er, bitches, that's great, but I'm going back to bed now. I expect breakfast to be ready when I wake up."
With that, Romana left.
"Ja..." Germany stuttered, still not over seeing female Prussia. "I...I think I'll be going back now too..."
Veneziana gave Hungary a hug before leaving. "Ve~ I still love you, Hungary!"
America, Japan, and Korea stayed behind once they had left, but it wasn't long before they had dozed off. England and China felt strangely...motherly, with America fast asleep in the former's lap and Japan and Korea sleeping soundly against the wall next to China, who was stroking both of their hair.
"Anyone have any plans?" Spain asked.
"At this point, I don't think we have too many," France replied. "If you ask me, we should just go along with it and hope for the best. Angleterre, don't you have some brothers you can ask for assistance? What about Norway or Romania?"
Hungary visibly tensed up at the mention of Romania, but couldn't badmouth him before the doorbell rang. They all went to answer it, leaving Korea, America, and Japan in the other room.
"Like, hey guys!" a familiar voice greeted as they answered the door. "We, like, saw lights and heard stuff coming from over here and we thought you were, like, having a party and forgot to invite us so...wait..."
Poland studied each of them carefully before stepping back in horror, nearly pushing Lithuania off the front steps.
"OMG! What happened?! Hungary, like, why are you a guy? England, Prussia...whaaa?!"
The blonde was obviously thoroughly confused. England began.
"Well, it's sort of a funny story, really..."
Poland raised his hands in surrender. "I'm actually totally fine with, like, not knowing. If you need me, I'll be, like, trying to deal with the mindfuck. Later."
With that, he spun around, grabbed Lithuania, and stomped down the steps, slamming the door behind him.
Oh, right, Japan's guide is officially published! Poland's is on the way, I swear it!
