Dog
"Hey, Riza, why don't you call your dog Roy instead?" Roy asked, patting Black Hayate on the back. The dog growled violently at him and he backed away.
"Roy? That's a stupid name for a dog. Black Hayate fits him better," Riza said, picking the dog up carefully and cuddling it. Black Hayate seemed at ease in Riza's arms.
"Well, I'm sure Black Hayate does fit him better," Roy mumbled, scared of the dog.
X X X
The next day, Roy showed Riza his new dog.
"It's soo cute! I've called it Riza," Roy announced happily.
Riza glared at him. "Do you mean that I'm like a dog?"
Roy sweat-dropped. "Of course not! I mean, the dog is as pretty as you," Roy tried desperately to explain as he watched Riza take her gun out.
But Riza paid no attention at all to his explanations and pulled the trigger.
A/N: Another crack fic. I'm writing too much crack. I'll try and go back to angst and fluff now. Please read & review!