A.N. HEY GUYS! So...this one is actually gonna be broken up into two-three parts likely. Why? Well, this one actually took quite a bit of time-tried playing around with the main character (you) aaaand then this concept requires a bit more than just one 2000 word one shot...SO! On it'll go! But I promise-it's gonna be enjoyable ^^ ENJOY! ^^

*Your POV*

"AH!" You woke up to darkness surrounding you entirely.

You don't exactly remember what had happened. At one point you were driving through the woods heading to meet some friends at a halloween party-you dressed up as a demon-and the next, you found yourself flying through your damn windshield! Why? Because right as you barely looked down at your phone for a split sec, a deer decided to prance out of nowhere and right in front of your vehicle. Great. Just. Great. PERFECT!

And what's even more perfect? Oh, right, WAKING UP IN THE DAMN DARK! HOW F*CKING PERF-

You heard a door "Screeeeeach" open and you froze. Suddenly, you heard a switch flip on and you quickly covered your eyes in pain. "Ahh…." you groaned.

"Oh, sorry about that," a low and subtle voice called, "Didn't think you were awake."

"Yeah well I am you arse," you muttered, rubbing your eyes and trying to get your vision back.

"Ah, great. An Anti sounding one."

"A what?" You blinked and looked up to see- "WHAT TH-" you slammed your head back into the wall and seethed.

He chuckled. "Did I really give you that much of a fright? My apologies-I just imagined that I wouldn't have been the first other demon that you've seen besides yourself."

'D-Demon?'

He chuckled lowly as you looked back up to him. "Yes, demon. You're acting as though you haven't heard of it-you didn't get that much brain damage from the accident did you?"

'Accident?'

He face palmed. "My dear, you don't have to think every damn word in the dictionary now do you? Come on, I know you can speak the words 'arse' and 'what'-give me another."

"Who are you?"

He smirked. "That's better." He held out a hand to you as his dark brown eyes bore into your own (e/c) ones. "Darkiplier, Dark for short."

You paused for a moment as you registered this. Then, you… "Pfft...Pfffft..." You began to lose it. "Hahahaahaaa, y-your name, y-your name is 'Darkiplier'?"

He glared at you as your 'demon-like' laughter spread around like wildfire. He withdrew his hand and readjusted his suite. "Yes. I'm sorry if I didn't get to have a choice in this endeavor-"

"Who calls their kid Darkiplier?" you laughed out.

He growled and was about to comment when another voice cut in. "They're right-that is a stupid name!" Laughter seemed to fill the area as someone new glitched into view, smirking. He was a little shorter than Dark but made up for it in his figure, which was still glitching some. He gazed down to you. "Hello there lovely~"

You raised an eyebrow. 'Lovely?' "I don't think you know who you're calling that," you muttered, some of your insecurities rising slightly.

Dark rolled his eyes some. "He calls every woman that. Don't take it to heart."

The other figure snickered some. "But she is cute~" He bent down to you and extended a hand. "Name's Antisepticeye, or Anti for short."

You raised an eyebrow. "...Like the medicine antiseptic?"

His smirk turned into a face of pure disdain.

You smirked in his place. "It is isn't it?" You began to snicker and soon laugh just as hard as you did for Dark's.

You could hear Dark chuckling in the background as Anti seemed to be glitching more. "Stop. Laughing."

You shook your head. "N-No, o-oh my g-god, this is the best thing ev-"

You felt something push you against the nearest wall and take you by the neck. You opened your eyes to see Anti holding you up. "You're gonna pay for tha-AH! The fuck?"

You fought. You fought the glitch bitch back.

You raised your right arm into the air and let your left arm fall all the way down to the side, proceeding to turn yourself to the left to be able to get him to stop choking you. Before he could react any further, you rammed your right elbow down on his arms, letting you seize his hands and then you rammed your right forearm into his exposed neck.

As he tried to get you to let go, you kneed him in the crotch, causing him to yelp in pain. Before he could try and ram you back up against the wall, you pushed your forearm deeper into his neck and guided him into the wall, putting you in the advantage.

From there, you let all hell break loose on him as you beat the crap out of him. Who knew all those defense training classes would come in handy for a demon of all things?

A.N. Would highly, highly recommend taking at least a couple of crash courses in this topic. Bring a friend too-the more who know, the better! I want all of you guys out there to be safe 3

Eventually, he stopped trying to fight back and fell back into the wall. You breathed heavily before hearing a couple of claps come from behind.

You turned to see Dark was standing there, laughing and clapping as this other man beside him was doing the same. He was a tad bit shorter than Dark but had a couple of very bright blue eyes. Like, glowing...nope, definitely were glowing. And his hand-

"You just gonna be checking me out all day or are you going to introduce yourself?" he asked, raising an eyebrow with a casual smirk.

You blinked and brought yourself back to reality. "Well, I'd rather know who I'm speaking with first before I go about doing any of that," you countered, moving some strays of hair off the front of your face.

His smirk grew as he bowed. "Although I may not have the greatest of names, it is still a name: PewDiePie."

You chuckled at his name, not really wanting to be getting into any more fights but still thinking, 'That isn't even a bit scary…'

"And now, what is the name of the brave demon?" he asked.

You smirked, having waited for this moment. "The name's (y/n)."

They raised an eyebrow, glancing at each other for a moment before Dark commented, "That...that sounds like an ordinary name?"

You nodded, gazing down at your nails. "You're right-it is ordinary. But, having an ordinary name has the perk of giving off surprises-like in the case of medicine ball over there."

They smirked and laughed, you joining them as you heard the glitchy boy beginning to stand up.

Before you could ask if he was alright, you felt a knife brought up to your neck. "Try escaping out of this-WAH!"

You grabbed the wrist of the arm with the knife and pulled your upper upper body down to the left. Then, you pulled your head away from the knife while still holding onto his arm, quickly bringing it around until his arm was reversed and on his back. Before he could do anything else, you kicked his legs in forward and brought him onto his knees, pushing his arm further up. "SAY UNCLE!"

"Wh-What? NO!"

"Say it!" You brought his arm further up, feeling his body struggling harshly.

"N-No-Ah! Uncle! UNCLE DAMMIT!"

You smirked and grabbed his knife from his hand as you let him go. "Didn't mama ever tell you not to play with knives~?"

You tossed his knife to the side as you felt an arm wrap around you from behind, bringing you into a side hug. "Yep-you're gonna be an excellent addition to the team!"

You looked over to see PewDiePie hugging you close and, instinctively almost, you blushed lightly. As you pulled away from him, you saw him raise an eyebrow to you before seemingly shrugging it off.

"So, care to take a look around or do you plan to stay here all day?" Dark asked. "I'm sure someone would love for you to hang back if you do stay here."

You chuckled, glancing back to Anti who was sitting up, very pissed off at this point. "Uh, yeah! Better than hanging around here!"

Dark smiled casually as he led you and PewDiePie out the door, Anti eventually getting up and following after as well.

It ended up being that this was more than a little house that they were all in. It was actually a flipping castle of all things, right here, out in the middle of the woods! Apparently, there's this filter over it so that those who aren't invited or don't already know it's location won't be able to see it, which explains why you hadn't ever noticed it prior. Not that you would exactly have been wanting to go and find this place but…

Anyway, there were quite a few bedrooms-mostly empty mind you but were to be utilized for guests. "This one is actually yours," Dark commented, pointing to a door on the second floor. "And if you ever need anything, our rooms are across the way." He motioned with his head to the other side of the gap, which held only two doors. "Oh, aaaand Anti's to the right of you if you were wondering," he commented, chuckling at your slightly confused face. "No need to share any spaces with anyone."

You felt a pair of arms wrap around your neck. "Unless you want-FOR FUCKS SAKE!"

Err...You kind of flipped Anti over you instinctively. "Sorry-got used to you coming at me," you commented, chuckling as you reached a hand out to help him back up.

He blinked and stared at you for a moment before taking the hand and getting up. "Err...yeah well, whatever," he grumbled, looking off to the side.

As you raised an eyebrow at this, you felt another arm come around you. "He's just jealous of what kind of friendship we got (y/n)~" PewDiePie commented, chuckling.

You rolled your eyes and removed his arm from around you. "Sure buddy, whatever you say."

"What, you don't think so? You're bringing me down (nickname)."

You blinked. "I...I barely met any of you. Although I do appreciate you guys bringing me in like this, it's not like I asked you to. Would I like to get to know you guys better? Hell yeah! But you can't just expect me to say we're best buds when I've only known you all for about an hour, maybe a little more."

PewDiePie and Anti both stared at you, blinking.

Dark chuckled, patting your back. "Aaaand this is why I happen to have more appreciation for you. Most in this situation would probably be all over us by now."

You laughed. "For what? Those horrendous names?"

He laughed, guiding you away from the others. "I think eventually the name will grow on you."

"Sure 'king of children's first nightmares.'"

"Well-...I don't have anything for yours besides it being ordinary."

"Ha, sucker!" You stuck your tongue out playfully while winking, removing his hand from behind your back. "So! Do you guys have any food in this castle or is it all for show? I'm STARVING!"

The others glanced to each other for a moment, Dark and Anti chuckling at these odd little outbursts of yours while PewDiePie began to get more...skeptical. He felt that there was something off but...only time could really tell.

"You coming PDP?" Anti asked, chuckling.

PewDiePie blinked but nodded, following. "Yep, coming!"