Hey guys! Glad everyone liked the Doctor playing Jeopardy! :D I can totally see him playing xD
So, thanks to Into The Vortex for favoriting and stalking, Little Nerdling for stalking, Rwy'n-Y-Blaidd-Drwg for favoriting and stalking ME, and to hogwartsmockingjaysilvertong ue for favoriting ME and the story and stalking the story.
Cjabbott98- Sure! And that is actually an awesome idea! :D
Seiga Niko- Not fair, but totally funny! So, in the end, it works out ;)
wickaholic- lol thanks!
Aardvarks Live In Russia- haha oh teenage years...that's what happens ;) Thanks for all your reviews :) and yes, that's how you do the crying face :)
PeaceLoveAndCheese- Haha no worries, it's what I do ;) Sounds like a fair deal to me!
Little Nerdling- Lmao. Yay for accounts!
Safi-ry- *kidnaps the Doctor while you and Rose fight* Well sure you can be on the game show :) And sadly, i didn't like either of them. I liked the Doctor/Rose paring, i just never liked Rose for some reason. *braces herself for the hatred that shall fly her way*
Into The Vortex- Well, brilliant or fantastic...i guess it depends on your Doctor ;) Thank you so so so soooo much for the fabulous words of awesomeness! Yes, I totally can do that. The Plot Bunnies are already nibbling at my earlobes, telling me ideas.
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Alrighty folks! Thanks for all the fantabulous reviews! This chapter is for KirbeeLicious Failure who requested an oxygen molecule named Tim. I turned it into a Supernatural crossover. Hope you don't mind! :D
Also, to everyone who has left me with a request, I AM working on it. I've got seven right now and I'm doing them in the order I get them to be fair. Yours will show up in a bit, and you can still leave requests. Just wanted you to know what's going on :)
***WARNING! THIS CHAPTER IS PURE AND UTTER CRACK! LIKE, CRACK IN THE UNIVERSE CRACK. OKAY NOT REALLY BUT IT'S REALLY CRACKY! SO...YEAH...I'M GONNA GO NOW!***
"Hmm…was it hotwire the fragment links and supersede the binary…no, no, no…maybe it was supersede the fragment links and hotwire the binary…gah!" Throwing his hands into the air—and the wires onto the floor—the Doctor stalked away from the Chameleon Circuit. "Fine then," he growled, "Police Public Call Box from the 1960s it is! Besides," he grumbled, "I happen to like it this way!"
As the Doctor sighed, he froze. Shaking his head—he must have imagined it—he chuckled to himself, "Losing your mind in your old age, eh Doctor?" The Doctor froze again. He sniffed the air and strained his ears. There was, most definitely, without a doubt, a tiny scream…in the air.
Well, that was a new one.
Whipping out his sonic screwdriver, he altered the frequency of the sound waves, making the voice louder.
"Son of a bitch! Quit screaming, Sammy!"
"I'm screaming for help, Jerk! It's not like YOU'RE doing anything productive!"
"Again, I'm REALLY sorry, guys."
"…I feel quite insignificant and small…is this how humans feel when they think of my Father?"
Scratch that; making the four voices louder.
The Doctor grinned widely—the weirder it got, the more he loved it! "Um, hello?" he asked tentatively. "I'm the Doctor."
"Doctor who?" the first voice asked angrily.
If possible, the Doctor's grin grew wider as he answered, "Just the Doctor."
"Well that's a stupid—"
"Dean!" The second voice cut off the first—Dean—before addressing the Doctor. "Sorry about him," he said, "That's my brother, Dean. I'm Sam."
"Name's Tim," voice number three piped up.
"Castiel," the fourth voice said monotonously.
The Doctor nodded at each introduction. "Where exactly are you from?" he asked curiously. He'd never met any life forms so…small in stature before.
"Earth," three of the voices answered. One, Castiel if his tone was anything to go by, answered "Heaven," giving the Time Lord quite a shock.
"If you're humans," he ignored the fact that Castiel thought he was an angel—there was no such thing!—and continued, "why are you…well…tiny?"
"It's all Tim's fault!"
"Dean, come on!"
"I said I was sorry!"
"Yeah? Well when I'm back to my normal size I'm gonna—"
"DEAN!"
"Bitch."
"Jerk."
The Doctor blinked. "Um…would someone mind explaining to me what happened?" he asked.
There was a tiny sigh before Tim answered. "I called up Sam, Dean, and Cas to help me out on a hunt. Some witch was giving me more trouble than she should have. But, when we all got there, she turned us into oxygen molecules. At least, that's what she SAID she turned us into."
There was a slight whirring noise as the Doctor scanned them. "Yup," he grinned, "oxygen molecules! I'm sure that I can reverse the effects if I just—" A tiny shriek interrupted his train of thought.
"Help!" cried Tim.
"He breathed in Tim!" Dean yelped.
"Tim! Noo!" Sobbed Sam.
"I shall smite this monster! He shall feel the wrath of God!" Poor Castiel found smiting the Time Lord while he was an oxygen molecule, quite a difficult task.
The Doctor, upon realizing what he had done, exhaled Tim and reversed the witch's spell by pressing a few buttons, turning a couple knobs, and flipping the wibbly lever. Standing before him were four men.
"Finally!" grunted Dean. He was a tall, well-built man with dirty blonde hair, green eyes, and pouty lips. He wore jeans, a dark green tee-shirt, and a dark leather jacket.
"Dean, come on, man, can't you be civil for once?" groaned Sam. Sam was somehow even taller than his brother, yet looked younger, and also well-built. He had shaggy brown hair, dark eyes, and a puppy-dog look that could bring an army to its knees. He wore jeans and a plaid, flannel shirt with the sleeves rolled up.
"Oh thank you, thank you, thank you!" cried Tim as he ran up to and hugged the Doctor. Tim was a scrawny man in a formal black suit that was at least one size too large. He had mousy brown hair and brown eyes that held back tears of gratitude.
"It appears," mused Castiel, a shorter man with dark, disheveled hair, piercing blue eyes, and a trench coat, "that the witch also zapped us into another dimension."
"Oh," laughed the Doctor, "you have no idea!"
