Chapter 37: Treeko STEALS X-mas!
Twilight Okami: Yeah know what to do!
Marth: Twilight Okami doesn't own anything but the show. By the way –Turns to Laguzgirl13- I thought you didn't like me because I'm to feminie?
Laguzgirl13: I was playing along with you so that I can use you to get close to Ike and get HIS autograph!
Marth: -Turns to Twilight Okami- You knew all along.
Twilight Okami: -shrugs- Now I do. Oh, Laguzgirl13 will get Ike's autograph at the end of the show.
Laguzgirl13: Yay! Thanks Twilight Okami!
Marth: BAAAAAAAW! –cries-
Twilight Okami and Laguzgirl13: -_-...
"Hello and welcome back to..." The Co-hosts
"AASBHCRNRMRNE!"
"-_-, I have NO idea what that means, but welcome back to Super Smash Bros Gamer 2!"
"And I must say myself, that this is a special day" Twilight Okami added.
"ZOMG! CHRISTMAS!" The Audience screamed happily.
"Wow, since when did the Audience got everything right?" Yoh said.
The Audience glared at him which made him shut up. The Torturers cheered.
"YAY! Does that mean we get to celebrate?" They asked.
"... No" Twilight Okami replied.
"WHAT! BUT THIS IS CHRISTMAS!" The Torturers yelled.
"And that why we are making a Christmas Special!" Twilight Okami called.
"O_o! NOOOOOOOOO!"
"Now let's check out the torture! Chopper?" Twilight Okami trailed off when she didn't hear Chopper. "FOR GOSH SAKE! WE GOT A SHOW TO GO ON WITH!"
"Twilight Okami?" Vivian called.
"WHAT?"
"Chopper isn't here, he went to celebrate Christmas"
"Oh, well, Olicrap! You do it!" Twilight Okami replied with a smirk.
"Why should I do it?" Olicrap asked.
"Well, I actually might let you off the show if-" Twilight Okami paused when she saw Olicrap went to the remote and turned on the torture. She got a walk-talke then muttered something.
"Alright I-" Olicrap paused when a shadow loomed over him. He looked up to see a one meter platinum brick fall. He screamed like a girl and was crushed.
"BWWWWHHHAA! Take that Olicrap!" Twilight Okami chortled.
Peach went over to the silver brick and looked curiously. "How much does this thing weight?"
"It's OVER 9000!"
"-_-, it says a ton" Peach stated.
"I know, I was inserting an internet joke!" Twilight Okami shrugged.
"WHAT THE FU-"
KABOOM!
All the Torturers landed on a pile as a little bomb went off.
"Not bad for an explosion. I give it a 4"
"WILL YOU STOP THIS?" Mario demanded.
"You're right, let's just read the torture"
Reviewer: Twilight Okami/Me
Suggestion: Since this is a Christmas Special we're going to do a Christmas-like torture! I want Treeko to steal everyone's presents around the world, replace 'em with sticks. After that you have to go to Grand Central Station and admit it was YOU who took them presents. Oh, and did I mention they get guns, weapons and of course, get to use you as a Christmas Tree!
"O_o! WWHHHHAAAA! NOOOOO!" Treeko screamed
"Relax; it's a natural emotion to feel right now Treeko, but you do have to do this torture" Twilight Okami reassured sarcastically.
"-_-, dam you!" Treeko growled then went to the Dressing Room.
After a minute Treeko was dressed in Santa-like clothes, holding a huge sack with twigs in it. Yoh went up to Treeko and put one of those things in your ears and listen to.
"What's this for?" Treeko asked curiously.
"Something that'll let you communicate with me encase some random guy asks who you are" Twilight Okami replied.
"Wouldn't I be called Santa?"
"No, then there'll be no inspiration," Twilight Okami paused. "Now, go to the random houses!"
"DAM YOU ALL! DAM YOU-" Treeko was cut short when he teleported away.
Treeko soon began his little adventure around the whole world planting sticks under the tree. As Treeko was about to tip-e-toe out he heard a noise.
"Excuse me but are you Santa?" A sweet and young voice asked.
Treeko turned to see a five year old girl gazing into Treeko's eyes. The Pokémon became nervous and whispered into the ear thing.
"What should I say?"
"Say something random that makes sense!"
"I... I'm the Easter Bunny's wife!" Treeko lied.
"O_o" Everyone speechless back at home.
"WHAT THE HECK! NOTHING THAT RANDOM!" Twilight Okami yelled.
"You are lying! I tell my daddy!" She cried and left.
Treeko quickly went up the chimney and looked down to see a old man who set the wood on fire, burning Treeko's ass.
"ZOMG!" He screamed and was shot in the air. "My ass..."
"Right o' Treeko, continue your work!" Twilight Okami chirped.
Treeko muttered curses and teleported away. The next house was dark, somewhere in Italy. When he entered to put some sticks in, he heard some speak.
"Chi diavolo sei?" Someone asked.
Treeko turned then panicked. It was the Mafia Boss, Antoine!
"Ahhh! Merry Christmas?"
"An English?" Antoine asked then looked down at the sticks. "Are these MY presents!"
"Say something Treeko!" Twilight Okami whispered.
Treeko extended his hand out. "Stop... In the name of love!"
"-_-" Antoine stares and gets his gun and fires at Treeko who quickly runs away.
"WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH YOU!"
About ten minutes later Treeko comes to Grand Central Station, gets a microphone and yells.
"I REPLACE ALL YOUR PRESENTS WITH STICKS!"
Everyone gasped and glared at Treeko, and the police pointed at him. "Get him!"
Some guns magically appeared in the people's arms, and then they soon start firing at Treeko who was screaming. After that some kids came up and started bashing Treeko up in anger, especially the little ones. Finally some girls came took him, replaced the big tree in the station and put Treeko up.
"You can throw rocks at him, only for a dollar!" A girl said and put up a stall.
A lot of people came and bought it and threw the rocks at Treeko.
"Merry Christmas you fifty animal!" Then everyone bombarded him with stones. "And a Happy New Year"
The Audience was laughing hard along with the Judges. The Co-Hosts restrain themselves and turned to the Judges.
"Judges, what do you think?"
"WE GIVE IT A 5!" The Judges said except Edward.
"What about you, shorty?" Anna demanded.
Edward soon got pissed then roared in anger. "WHO ARE YOU CALLING ME SHORT?"
"AT LEAST I'M TALLER THEN AN ATOM!"
Now Ed was pissed. He jumped over people heads, stole a gun from a dude and started firing madly. Everyone ran and ducked down from the angry Edward. Anna got out her Mini Gun and started firing back, which made the Audience duck in fright. Zelda turned to Midna and tackled her to the ground and started stabbing her. Midna got out a dagger and the two stabbed each other none stop. Daisy stole a holy grenade and threw it at Peach who caught it.
"A pear, for-" Peach paused when the grenade went off and shot her away.
Lucario soon got out his... Pokémon cards? And played with Mewtwo to the death! Twilight Okami sighed sadly but smiled.
"We'll be back on..."
"SUPER SMASH BROS GAMER 2!"
"Where it's OVER 9000! And where torture is hilarious! Merry Christmas and Happy Boxing Day!"
As Anna and Edward battled it out Edward slipped on his jacked and hit his temple on the guns but making him the ground. The gun went in the air, twirling around. As he got up, the butt of the gun hit his neck making him unconscious.
"You got PWNED, n00b!"
Author's Note: I WAS going to do it yesterday, but I went to this party and time was so fast! I hope ya all enjoyed-enjoying Christmas and of course Boxing Day!