WHAT IN THE HELL?

THIS IS MAINLY A PLACEHOLDER SO YOU GUYS CAN REVIEW. THIS WAS A SECOND SERIES I WAS GONNA DO AS A CROSSOVER AS A BORING NERD'S LIFE AND EVERY GUNDAM SERIES I COULD THINK OF. BUT THIS IS MAINLY SO YOU GUYS CAN REVIEW THE NEXT CHAPTER.

Rated T for some random crap.

Phase 01: Bullies Beware, Geeks with Gundams!

Ricky Sterman forced his anger back down, reluctantly. The African American of impressive girth, Andre Taylor, grinned and slammed Ricky's head against the table and walked off, laughing his idiot's laugh.

"A gundam would come in handy right about now, wouldn't it?" Sam Perry asked.

"As long as I could kill his fat black ass, yes." Ricky said, loud enough for Andre to hear and turn around.

"I'd take Testament." Sam commented.

"Justice." Ricky replied.

"You little fags talkin' 'bout me?" Andre asked, head crooked slightly to one side. Both Ricky and Sam suddenly blacked out.

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Both otaku were suddenly floating.

"Are we dead?" Sam asked, annoyed.

"Is this Hell?" Ricky replied, curious.

"I don't want to be dead! I want to be alive! Or a cowboy!" Caboose (from Red vs. Blue) suddenly cried from nowhere.

"IT IS!" Ricky and Sam chorused, horrified.

"Or it's a fanfic written by a desperate author who for some odd reason is attracted to women who already have boyfriends." Sam offered.

"Sounds like you." Ricky commented.

"It does, doesn't it?"

"Yes it does. What does it do?" Caboose asked.

"Caboose, do me a favor, just shut up. I'm here for a Gundam."

"Can't you buy those at the places with the drugs and also nice ladies who give me ice cream if I promise to get out?" Caboose asked, confused.

"A Gundam, blue-tard. Wait a minute…"

"Is he talking about a condom?" Sam caught sight of a light, like the end of a tunnel.

"I really hope Donut isn't in the next place…" Sam said. The light suddenly flashed, and the two teenagers were in a hanger holding two, count 'em two, Gundams. Testament and Justice.

"Should've wished for a hot girlfriend who wasn't a total bitch…" Sam berated himself.

Ricky gave Sam a look, head cocked to one side in curiosity. Sam glanced at his black haired friend and sighed.

"I hate my life."

"I hate your life, too." Ricky encouraged.

"If you had a life, you'd hate it. Now let's get out of here, before Rau le Cruset shows up."

"Hey! I actually want to meet that guy! He's frickin' awesome!"

"He's crazy!"

"And we're not?"

"Point. But he's also gay." Ricky ran for Justice, screaming. All of a sudden, Rau walked in. Sam gave the ZAFT commander a glance and sighed.

"Do you ever hate your life?" Rau just stared, but Sam could guess he was blinking behind his mask. Sam sighed and started for Testament. "Never mind. And we never had this conversation." He waved a hand at Rau.

"We never had this conversation. You're not the droids I'm looking for. Move along."

Sam slapped a hand to his forehead. "God I gotta work out those kinks."

"What happened to him?" Ricky asked, watching Rau walk around like a stormtrooper.

"He's been decaffeinated." On that note…

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"WHAT THE HELL?" Andre cried, as the otaku (and their stuff) was no longer present. Suddenly, a gigantic gundam foot stepped through the ceiling. Andre looked up to see the two Gundams staring directly at Andre, eyes lit up.

'Hello, fat man. Did you miss us?' Sam asked through Testament's speakers. Both Gundams aimed their beam rifle/dual beam pistols at the bully. They fired. Andre's torso disappeared in a flash of green.

'Isn't a Flash of Green a movie?' Sam asked.

'Get back in character, ya moron.' Ricky snarled.

'Soilant Green is PEOPLE!'

'Oh my god!'

'The government puts Fluoride in our water!'

'Wait, that one's true.'

'It is? No wonder people listen to pop music.'

RANDOMNESS ALERT!

'Whoohoo! Fuck Aliens! FTW!' Sam cried. Justice began to beat Testament over the head with its Lupus beam rifle. 'Dude, we can totally pick up chicks with these things.' Ricky looked at the lunch audience and raised Justice's beam rifle.

'Now, you will give me and my friend all of your money and anything you have stolen from us, or I will shoot you.'

"Why should we?" John Sykes suddenly asked, standing up. Justice aimed and fired, annihilating John Sykes with a single shot.

'Anymore objections?' A missile suddenly hit Justice. 'Sonuvabitch!' Justice opened its Fatum Sublight lifter's wings and deployed it in flight mode, taking off after the jet that had fired it. Ricky drew a beam saber and cut the fighter in half.

'I've gone mad with power! You know why? Because going mad without power is just no fun…' Sam continued.

'What does that even mean?'

'Finishing move!' Testament suddenly crushed a school bus with its gigantic Trikeros Kai claw arm.

'When did you become an extended?'

'When I was born.'

'What'd I do wrong in the last life?'

'You were born, weren't you?'

Walked into that one.

"I LOVE BLOOD And VIOLENCE!"

"What?"

"I'VE GOT A BONER FOR MURDER!"

"THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE, AND I AM A PRETTY UNUSUAL GUY!"

"I MAKE NECROPHILIACS LOOK GOOD!" Justice pulled its Fatum off its back and used it like a club to beat Testament over the head, and then clubbed it onto the ground and started beating it to a bloody (oily?) pulp.

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Please for the love of god, do not review. This is a placeholder so y'all can review the next real chapter. But on an interesting note, I will start a forum for this series (Freedom's Flight) if I receive more than TEN REVIEWS of the next chapter.

THIS I COMMAND!