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305. (pairing) Severus/Sirius
From the diary of Sirius Orion Black, the awesome!
20 Reasons I hate Snivillus!
1. He's a Slythin, they are all evil, prejudiced bloody gits.
2. He's a git. That is self explanatory. He's weird and not nice.
3. His hair is gross. Imagine what it would look like if he bothered to wash it! I mean, just because James replaced his shampoo that one time...
4. James hates him...isn't that a good enough reason? He's my best mate!
5. He's sneaky! I mean, he moves nearly silently. How does he do that? If I didn't hate him I'd ask him to teach me how he does it!
6. He's a suck up. I mean, just because he knows more about potions than Sluggy, doesn't mean he
7. His eyes! They're too dark! If you look in to them, you get lost.
8. His hair. I know it's greasy, but that one time James tricked him into using conditioner, it looked so soft. It can't be that soft, it's not possible. It also curled just slightly...
9. He has more muscles than me! How is that possible?
10. He has a really twisted sense of humor. If I didn't hate him, he'd be funny. He's not allowed to be funny, he's the enemy!
11. James hates him...still. If James didn't hate him then.. I mean, Lily likes him. No! James is my best mate. I must stand by him and not...no. I hate Severus Bloody Snape. No matter how attractive he is!\
12. He takes midnight swims in the lake. He must be crazy. Yes, I hate him because he's insane! I should go and make sure he doesn't drown...
13. He's a better kisser than me!
14. Strong hands.
15. I give up! I'm running out of reason to hate him!
16. Screw James! Now he hates me too. He found out about the kiss. At least Severus doesn't call me names because I like boys.
17. Lily likes me still. She thinks we'll make a cute couple. James is just as biased as the stupid Slytherins!
18. Remus agrees with me. He's now my second best friend. Severus is my first! I'm done denying how I feel!
19. James is a git!
20. I think I'm in love...with Severus...