The Mega AllStar Fanfiction Royal Rumble
Summary: Three hundred of the best wrestlers and characters (yes, I did say 300) compete in a wild and insane Royal Rumble match featuring two rings, pure insanity, and a huge cash prize.
Disclaimer: I don't own WWE, IMPACT Wrestling, Lucha Underground, Ring of Honor, New Japan Pro Wrestling, FOX network, CBS, Mattel, Hasbro, Capcom, Universal Pictures, Paramount Pictures, TBS, or any company whatsoever.
Myself and UltimateWarriorFan4Ever created the list of entrants. But, UltimateWarriorFan4Ever helped me with eliminations and everything else.
Rated T for wrestling violence and language.
This is a special request for Jeff Hardy Fan VR1.
Chapter 37: Bazing-Yes
The fans then started to count down to the next entrant.
10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1…BZZT!
Entrant #176: Sheldon Cooper (The Big Bang Theory)
With The Big Bang Theory theme song playing through the speakers, out of the stage was physicist, Sheldon Cooper, who was wearing his Justice League shirt for this occasion, as the fans gave a loud pop for him.
"Oh looks, Leonard has some help coming his way," Jerry Lawler said.
"Sheldon Cooper from the hit T.V series, The Big Bang Theory, is entrant one hundred and seventy-six," Michael Cole said.
Sheldon then runs down the ramp and he enters the ring, he then gets Eddie Winslow with a dropkick.
"Dropkick on Eddie," JBL said.
Sheldon then gets up and nails Anne Maria with a clothesline.
"Clothesline on Anne Maria," Jerry Lawler said.
Then, Sheldon gets Sin Cara with a hip toss.
"Hip toss on Sin Cara," Michael Cole said.
In ring two, Daring Charming scoops up Justin and gives him a running powerslam.
"Running powerslam by Daring on Justin, a battle between the narcissists in the rumble," JBL said.
Meanwhile, Kyo Kusanagi lifts Hulk Hogan upside down and plants him with a piledriver.
"Piledriver on Hogan by Kyo," Jerry Lawler said.
As Kyo got up, Brian Anthony plants Kyo with a bulldog.
"Bulldog on Kyo by Brian," Michael Cole said.
In ring one, Austin Moon and Liv Rooney hook Hunter Huntsman's arms around their necks and get him with a double suplex.
"Double suplex by Austin and Liv on Hunter," JBL said.
As Austin and Liv got up, Ashlynn Ella nails the duo with a double clothesline.
"Double clothesline on Austin and Liv," Jerry Lawler said.
Then, Leonard Hofstadter and Sheldon sneak behind Ashlynn and give her a double back suplex.
"Double back suplex on Ashlynn from the scientists," Michael Cole said.
In ring two, Charlie Harper kicks Trent in the ribs, and gives him a stunner, taking him down.
"Stunner on Trent by Charlie," JBL said.
Then, Leshawna gives Charlie a series of headbutts.
"Look at those headbutts from Leshawna on Charlie," Jerry Lawler said.
After seven headbutts, Leshawna gives Charlie a belly to belly suplex.
"Belly to belly suplex on Charlie," Michael Cole said.
With Charlie down and with fights happening in the two rings, the ten second mark appears on the Titantron, which means another person was about to enter the match.
"Who's the next entrant in the rumble," JBL said.
10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1…BZZT!
With "Flight of the Valkyries" playing through the speakers, the crowd begin to chant "Yes" as they see the next entrant on the stage which was…
Entrant #177: Daniel Bryan
Daniel Bryan pumped up the crowd with "Yes" chants as the fans gave a huge pop for his return.
"I can't believe it," Jerry Lawler said.
"Entrant one hundred and seventy-seven is Daniel Bryan, a definite favorite to win the match," Michael Cole said.
Daniel then runs down the ramp and he enters the ring, he then takes out Snake Plissken with a running knee to the face.
"Running knee to Snake from Daniel," JBL said.
Daniel then gets up and nails "T-Bone" Chance Furlong with a swinging neckbreaker.
"Swinging neckbreaker on Chance," Jerry Lawler said.
Daniel gets up again and nails Maxi with a running dropkick.
"Running dropkick on Maxi," Michael Cole said.
In ring two, Daring lifts up Justin and plants him with a spinebuster.
"Spinebuster on Justin," JBL said.
Then, Daring picks up Justin and gives him a hurricanrana.
"Hurricanrana on Justin," Jerry Lawler said.
In ring one, Sheldon and Leonard lift up Austin in a gorilla press position, and then they drop him onto the mat, chest first.
"Austin gets dropped by the scientists," Michael Cole said.
Leonard and Sheldon turn around, then Daniel runs up and gets the duo with a running double dropkick.
"Double running dropkick on Sheldon and Leonard," JBL said.
In ring two, Kyo runs up and gets Sami Zayn with a bulldog.
"Bulldog on Sami," Jerry Lawler said.
Then, Kyo gets Johnny Mundo with a Pele kick.
"Pele kick on Johnny," Michael Cole said.
In ring one, Daniel gives Hunter an enzugiri, taking him down.
"Down goes Hunter with an enzugiri," JBL said.
Then, Daniel climbs up to the top rope on the top right corner of ring one, and after a few seconds, Daniel gets Hunter with a diving headbutt.
"Diving headbutt on Hunter by Daniel," Jerry Lawler said.
As Daniel gets up, Heather plants him with a DDT as the fans gave out a few boos for the attack.
"DDT on Daniel by Heather," Michael Cole said.
As Heather gets up and with fights happening in the two rings, the ten second mark appears on the Titantron, which means another entrant was about to appear in the match.
"Who do we have entering the rumble next," JBL said.
10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1…BZZT!
Entrant #178: Byakuya Kuchiki (Bleach)
Out of the stage was the captain of Squad 6, Byakuya Kuchiki. With his black hair with headpieces, and wearing his captain's uniform, Byakuya got a great ovation from the crowd (mostly from the Bleach fans).
"Well, here comes a very dangerous man," Jerry Lawler said.
"Byakuya Kuchiki from the hit anime, Bleach, is entrant one hundred and seventy-eight," Michael Cole said.
Byakuya runs down the ramp and enters the ring, he then gets Leshawna with a clothesline.
"Clothesline by Byakuya," JBL said.
Then, Byakuya gets Eddie with a boot to the face.
"Boot to the face of Eddie," Jerry Lawler said.
Byakuya then plants Anne Maria with a DDT.
"DDT on Anne Maria by Byakuya," Michael Cole said.
In ring two, Charlie hooks Trent's arm and then gets him with a brain buster.
"Brain buster and down goes Trent," JBL said.
Charlie then gets up, but Sami runs in and gets him with a helluva kick out of nowhere.
"Helluva kick and down goes Charlie," Jerry Lawler said.
In ring one, Sheamus runs up and nails Chance with a brogue kick, the impact knocks Chance over the top ropes and onto the floor as the fans boo at that elimination.
"It's official, both SWAT Kats are now out of the rumble," Michael Cole said.
145th eliminated: "T-Bone" Chance Furlong, by Sheamus, Duration-30:27
As Chance left the ringside area, Sheamus begins to mock Chance for his elimination, but Sheamus suddenly gets hit with a double dropkick to the back of the head by Leonard and Sheldon, the impact knocks Sheamus over the top rope and onto the floor as the fans gave a loud pop for the elimination.
"Oh my god, Sheamus has been eliminated by Sheldon and Leonard," JBL said.
"Shades of Maven eliminating The Undertaker at the 2002 Royal Rumble," Jerry Lawler said.
146th eliminated: Sheamus, by Leonard Hofstadter and Sheldon Cooper, Duration-15:31
As Sheamus left the ringside area just furious that he was eliminated, in ring two, Matt Hardy kicks Steven Hyde in the ribs and gets him with a twist of fate.
"Twist of fate on Steven," Michael Cole said.
As Matt got up, Sting comes from behind and plants him with a scorpion death drop.
"Scorpion death drop on Matt by Sting," JBL said.
In ring one, Ashlynn runs up and gets Leonard and Sheldon with a double DDT.
"Double DDT on Leonard and Sheldon by Ashlynn," Jerry Lawler said.
As Ashlynn got up, Heather plants Ashlynn with a fameasser.
"Fameasser on Ashlynn," Michael Cole said.
In ring two, Daring and Justin were trading back and forth fist shots, but it was even at this point.
"Look at this punch out between Daring and Justin," JBL said.
With the punch out happening and with fights happening in the two rings, the ten second mark appears on the Titantron, which means another entrant was going to enter the match.
"Who's going to enter the mayhem," Jerry Lawler said.
10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1…BZZT!
Then, the lights in the stadium went out and the fans didn't know what to think of it.
"What the hell happened to the lights," Michael Cole said.
But then…
*Gong*
"Oh my," JBL said.
Then, the lights turn back on and the next entrant appeared in ring two, as the fans gave a loud pop for…
Entrant #179: The Undertaker
The Undertaker was standing right behind Daring and Justin, they didn't know he had enter.
"Oh my god, The Undertaker is entrant one hundred and seventy-nine," Jerry Lawler said.
"I think Daring and Justin shouldn't turn around," Michael Cole said.
Daring and Justin turn around, then Undertaker grabs the pair by their necks and brings them down with a double chokeslam.
"Double chokeslam from Undertaker," JBL said.
Then, Undertaker grabs Sami by the throat and gives him a chokeslam as well.
"Chokeslam on Sami," Jerry Lawler said.
Then, Undertaker scoops up Steven, puts him upside down, and gives him a tombstone piledriver.
"Tombstone piledriver on Steven," Michael Cole said.
In ring one, Dean hooks Sheldon's arms and get him with dirty deeds.
"Dirty deeds and down goes Sheldon," JBL said.
As Dean got up, Snake kicks Dean in the ribs, lifts him up, and plants him with a powerbomb.
"Powerbomb and down goes Dean," Jerry Lawler said.
In ring two, Undertaker grabs Sting by the neck and brings him down with a chokeslam.
"Chokeslam on Sting," Michael Cole said.
Then, Undertaker gives Charlie a boot to the face, then Undertaker scoops up Charlie, gets him upside down, and delivers another tombstone piledriver.
"Boot to the face and a tombstone from Undertaker, down goes Charlie," JBL said.
In ring one, Liv grabs Byakuya's arms from behind and gives him the unprettier.
"Unprettier on Byakuya," Jerry Lawler said.
As Liv got up, Leshawna comes from behind and gives her an X-factor.
"X-factor on Liv by Leshawna," Michael Cole said.
As Leshawna got up and with fights happening in the two rings, the ten second mark appears on the Titantron, which means another person was going to enter the match.
"Who's about to enter the rumble next," JBL said.
10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1…BZZT!
Entrant #180: Blondie Locks (Ever After High)
Out of the stage was Ever After High royal, Blondie Locks. With her long curly blonde hair, blue bow, and wearing a blue dress, Blondie got a respectable ovation from the crowd.
"What's with all these fairy tales kids entering the rumble," Jerry Lawler said.
"Entrant one hundred and eighty is Blondie Locks, representing the royals, from the web series, Ever After High," Michael Cole said.
Blondie then runs down the ramp and she enters ring one, she then gets Heather with a neckbreaker.
"Neckbreaker on Heather," JBL said.
Blondie gets up and nails Leonard with a clothesline.
"Clothesline on Leonard," Jerry Lawler said.
Blondie then gets Sheldon with a Rough Ryder.
"Rough Ryder on Sheldon by Blondie," Michael Cole said.
In ring two, Undertaker lifts up Kyo in a powerbomb position, then he lifts him up high in the air, and gives him the last ride.
"Last ride on Kyo," JBL said.
Matt then kicks Undertaker in the ribs, grabs his head, and gets him with a twist of fate.
"Twist of fate and down goes Undertaker," Jerry Lawler said.
As Matt celebrated in the ring, Undertaker suddenly gets up as Matt was scared out of his mind.
"Oh no, Matt is about to pay for what he had done," Michael Cole said.
Undertaker then gets back up onto his feet, grabs Matt by the neck, and gives him a chokeslam.
"Chokeslam on Matt," JBL said.
In ring one, Leshawna tosses Sin Cara over the top rope, but remained on the apron.
"Sin Cara was so close to being eliminated," Jerry Lawler said.
As Sin Cara stand up on the apron, Leshawna runs up and gives Sin Cara a running headbutt, the impact knocks Sin Cara off the apron and onto the floor, ending his rumble run.
"There goes Sin Cara," Michael Cole said.
147th eliminated: Sin Cara, by Leshawna, Duration-7:36
As Sin Cara left the ringside area, Leshawna sees Maxi coming up behind her, so she lowers the top rope, and Maxi went over the top ropes and onto the floor, eliminating him from the rumble.
"Now Maxi has been eliminated from the rumble," JBL said.
148th eliminated: Maxi, by Leshawna, Duration-6:40
As Maxi left the ringside area, in ring two, Johnny begins to give Undertaker a series of kicks to the ribs.
"Look at Johnny with those kicks to The Undertaker," Jerry Lawler said.
After five kicks, Undertaker suddenly grabs Johnny by the neck, and gives him a chokeslam.
"Chokeslam on Johnny," Michael Cole said.
With Johnny down and with fights happening in the two rings, the ten second mark appears on the Titantron, which means another person was going to enter the fray.
"Who's entrant one hundred and eighty-one," JBL said.
To be continued…
Wow, this rumble is getting more destructive, especially with The Undertaker in the rumble, what else is going to happen, to me, I'm not sure what will happen next. Anyway, here are the stats after this chapter.
Entries gone through this story: 180
Entries left: 120
People in the ring: 32
Eliminated competitors: Barry Eisenberg, Heath Burns, Rikishi, Christie Monterio, King Barrett, Rob Van Dam, PJ Black, Bobby Roode, Michael Bennett, Lelouch Lamperouge, Chris, Rhyno, Courtney, Mark Henry, Ash Williams, Zack Ryder, Dan Hibiki, Mojo Rawley, Farkle Minkus, Leela, Hernandez, Tyler Breeze, Honky Tonk Man, Jeremy Buck, El Torito, Angélico, Tommy Dreamer, Morrigan Aensland, Psymon Stark, Vincent Valentine, Tourette's Guy, Pentagon Jr., Jack Swagger, Eric Young, Naruto Uzumaki, Rangiku Matsumoto, Eric Forman, AJ Styles, R-Truth, Finn Balor, Joey Gladstone, Luke Harper, The Nostalgia Critic, Bram, Pac-Man, Bender, Jill Valentine, Son of Havoc, Sunset Shimmer, Pacifica Northwest, Eric Cartman, Chris Redfield, Viktor, Ally Dawson, Captain America, Ron Zombie, Sexy Star, Naldo Montoya, Mitsurugi, Simon Gotch, Aiden English, Mr. Anderson, Penny, Donkey Kong, New Jack, Alan Harper, Matt Morgan, The Green Arrow, Tajiri, The Big Show, Bubba Ray Dudley, "Razor" Jake Clawson, The Miz, Falco Lombardi, Jimmy Uso, Kevin Owens, King Cuerno, Eva, Jeff Jarrett, Wolverine, Jessie Godderz, Booker T, D'Angelo Dinero, Brian Kendrick, Shinsuke Nakamura, Bo Dallas, Kurt Angle, The Sandman, Heihachi Mishima, Mil Muertes, Matt Sydal, Patrick Star, Roman Reigns, Al Bundy, Frankie Kazarian, Marco Diaz, Star Butterfly, Dalton Castle, Cid Highwind, Ed, Edd, Duncan, Kevin Nash, Scott Hall, Jesse Katsopolis, Matt Taven, Iori Yagami, Luigi, Dean Winchester, Mario, Knuckles the Echidna, Texano, Steve Urkel, Jay Briscoe, Darkwing Duck, Ethan Carter III, Wreck-It Ralph, Homer Simpson, Jake "The Snake" Roberts, Tyrus, Awesome Kong, Hiroshi Tanahashi, Lashley, Big Ryck, Dolph Ziggler, Roderick Strong, Guile, Abyss, SpongeBob SquarePants, Neville, Danny Tanner, Sabu, Triple H, Bud Bundy, Shelby Marcus, Caleb Konley, The Flash, Jay Lethal, Seth Rollins, Shikamaru Nara, Aster Phoenix, Max Buck, Apple White, Flash Sentry, "T-Bone" Chance Furlong, Sheamus, Sin Cara, and Maxi.
Still in the match: Kyo Kusanagi, Trent, Tyler James, Johnny Mundo, Austin Moon, Liv Rooney, Hunter Huntsman, Ashlynn Ella, Leshawna, Brian Anthony, Daring Charming, Hulk Hogan, Vanessa Doofenshmirtz, Justin, Heather, Leonard Hofstadter, Dean Ambrose, Snake Plissken, Sami Zayn, Sting, Eddie Winslow, D-Von Dudley, Charlie Harper, Steven Hyde, The Rock, Anne Maria, Matt Hardy, Sheldon Cooper, Daniel Bryan, Byakuya Kuchiki, The Undertaker, and Blondie Locks.
Longest time in the ring: Kyo Kusanagi (Two hours and forty minutes, and counting.)
Shortest time in the ring: Farkle Minkus (two seconds)
Most eliminations: Kyo Kusanagi and Leshawna (eleven eliminations)
Can anyone stop The Undertaker?
Will Kyo still have energy left in the rumble?
Will we see more of Daniel Bryan in the next chapter?
You have to tune in to find out.
Oh I almost forgot, Happy Holidays to all of you Fanfiction fans.