me and esme: here comes the bride!

jarvis: finally, i was wondering if we would never get her out there

me: i know especially since she won't put on the god friggin dress!

esme: but she looks very pretty and supergrover will put the links up on her profile right!

me: errr...right! as soon as i find them again!

jarvis and esme: oh brother! roll the chapter!

Chapter 35

All in all, the wedding went on without a hitch and Alice didn't kill Bella. As she stood behind her best friend with a wide tired smile on her face, a sudden though occurred to her and she turned to Pepper.

"Hey Pepper… who's supposed to bring out the rings?" she asked. Pepper opened her mouth to answer, but closed it quickly and paled. Alice balked at her before she palm slapped her forehead "How could you forget the rings, Pepper?"

"I thought you had it covered!" she hissed and Alice groaned dropping her head into her bouquet. Rubbing her temples together, she tried to come up quickly with a plan.

"Alright, here's what we do-"

"Can we have the rings?" Both girls looked at each other and then turned to Bella with a look of remorse.

"I have them right here." They turned to see Edward walking down the aisle with both rings causing them to sigh in relief. Alice smiled gratefully at her brother who simply rolled his eyes with a smug smile on his face. Edward gave Bella and Tony the rings and Bella mouthed a silent thank you to him. He smiled crookedly at her and mouthed back: as long as you're happy.

Edward sat down next to Esme who gave him a hug and kissed his cheek. Alice sighed in relief everything was going great again. All they had to do now was say their vows and then they'd be married; then they could go on their honeymoon… that… wasn't… planned. The psychic pixie turned to her brother, who was already halfway down the aisle so he could fix a quick honeymoon for Bella and Tony. Make sure it's somewhere sunny!, she thought to him and he made a small inclination with his head. Bella turned to look at Alice worried, who gave the taller girl an innocent smile. Bella paled and worry took over her eyes, but then was calm and turned back to Tony. Alice sighed giving Jasper a look of gratitude who laughed quietly with Emmett. This is the last time I try to do a wedding. Alice tried to close in on Edward's decisions but was interrupted by the minister once more.

"I now pronounce you husband and wife, you may now kiss the bride." Alice gave a quick glare at Tony, who planned on screaming finally, but smiled once his future shifted. Alice sighed happily and leaned on Pepper's shoulder lightly.

"Well, that was pretty good. Now we just have to deal with the reception and the honeymoon. Oh my God Alice-"

"It's already taken care of Peps. Let's just relax and rest in the moment of Bella and Tony's happiness." She smiled peacefully just as the two pulled away and turned to their guests. "Well that was fast!"

Alice and Pepper followed the newlywed couple out to the reception where Edward was talking rapidly on his phone. When he caught sight of them, he quickly hung up and walked towards them.

"Thank you so much for bring the rings out, Edward!" Bella said as she gave him a hug. He hugged back and turned to them smiling widely.

"It's no problem. Take care of her Tony, she may be an agent, but she's still a danger magnet." Edward mocked and she pushed his shoulder slightly. Tony laughed shaking his head and he shook Edward's hand.

"I got it all covered and thanks again, Edward." He smiled and Edward nodded.

"No problem, but if you'll excuse me I have to go find Carlisle." He said before hugging them again and walked off. Alice glared at him and followed him back inside.

"Why do you need to see Carlisle?" she hissed and he looked down at her annoyed.

"You want me to fix them a honeymoon or not?" he asked looking for Carlisle and Alice shook her head, her black spikes shaking back and forth.

"I do, but why do you need to see Carlisle?" she demanded and Edward sighed annoyed before smiling ruefully. He grabbed her arm dragging her throw the crowd to Charlie "What are doing Edward?"

"Charlie!" he called catching the older man's attention "Charlie, can you do me a favor? I need to see Carlisle, but I was supposed to dance with Alice- can you dance with her while I go look for him? I'll be back before you have to dance with Bella, I promise."

"Sure I guess." He stumbled and Alice looked up at Edward only to find him gone. She sighed before smiling at Charlie and gesturing towards the dance floor. They discussed recent events and Alice lied saying she was going to design school for the semester. "I think it's time to go dance with Bella."

"I'll take Alice." Both jumped at the sound of Edward's voice that seemed a little smug. He took Alice from Charlie and began to spin her in circles. "It's a shame Tony's mother wasn't here to see this. Oh well, Renee seems to be filling the void."

"What are you up to, Edward?" Alice demanded annoyed and Edward shook his head laughing.

"How can someone so small be so annoying?" he teased and Alice stared at him like he had lost his mind. He chuckled shaking his head and looked at her amused. "No, I haven't though I think you may have."

"Stop joking around Edward! Seriously did you take care of it?"

"Take care of what?" Alice turned to see Bella and Jasper dancing right next to them worried.

"You have nothing to worry about, Bella. Alice is just worried about her new car." New car? What new car?, Alice thought annoyed. Edward just smiled and switched partners with Jasper. Jasper danced Alice away who was trying to glare a hole in the back of Edward's head. He span Bella in circle while all the time sticking his tongue out at her over her head.

"What's going on and don't try to play it off as nothing." Bella demanded looking at Edward sternly who was smiling at her goofily. "Edward, you're scaring me."

"Relax Bella, everything's fine. Now relax, it's your wedding day." He smiled and Bella deadpan at him.

"You are aware that I'm a government agent and know several ways to make you tell what's going on, right?" she threatened and she could almost hear Emmett's booming laughter over Edward's own laugh.

"Bella, you need to relax. Nothing wrong, honest." He assured her and she grumbled under her breath. "Emmett wants to dance with you now."

"Oh God, no!" she balked, but it was too late. Emmett was in front of her and Edward was dancing off with Rosalie. She glared at him and he grinned like the Cheshire Cat, a line of jokes on her sex life already to go. Alice looked at Jasper frustrated, while he just smiled at her happily. All of a sudden, Alice began to feel warm and relaxed all over.

"Oh no, you don't! What are you up to?" she demanded and he just laughed.

"Alice, darlin' you need to relax. Everything's is a-okay." He said smoothly. Alice looked at Bella who was dancing with Emmett, the same mask of worry covered on her features as well. Alice turned back to Jasper a look of determination on her face.

"If I go down, you, Edward and everyone else in on this is going down." She threatened. Jasper laughed kissing her black spikes and continued dancing. Definitely the last time I do weddings.

esme: i love weddings!

jarvis: as do i. but what are edward, jasper and emmett up to?

me: only one way to find! to writing the next chapter!

esme: bye everyone!

jarvis: that was my line...

esme: opps... my bad