Chapter 37:

Rose: *Comes in in a wheel and bandages*

Kakarot: Ouch

Veggie: What happened to you?

Rose: you T_T

Kakarot: Stupid Veggie, haha it's still Veggie

Veggie: -_- *ignores Kakarot* okay for one, you cut that part out and for two I DIDN'T ATTACK YOU BECAUSE YOUR A F***ING GIRL!

Kakarot: That wasn't very nice

Rose: That didn't stop you before.

Veggie: Just stop.

Rose: JUST KIDDING! *jumps out of wheelchair and bandages fall off* TADA!

Kakarot: Hooray!

Veggie: *Covers eyes* I have no intention of learning how a minors body works NOW GET DRESSED!

Kakarot: What's a minor?

Rose: AH! *Runs in bathroom* Go ahead with the story I'll be out in a minute!

Veggie: Rose does not own DBZ... Well... START THE STORY KAKAROT!

Kakarot: Okay people, looks like I'll be starting the story today, Roseairy0 does not own Dragon Ball Z, nor does Kakarot Son.

Veggie: I already did the fu**ing disclaimer!

Kakarot: Anyway here you go!

Tired of knocking people out, Son Goku decided to jump over all of the men, before making wonderful use of his handy-dandy Power Pole ™, by leaping onto a ledge attached to the nearby tower.

"Now to get that Dragonball!" Goku said, his cheery expression vanishing as he became serious. He marched, proudly into the tower, only to see a white robot waiting for him. It had dark green, and purple eyeballs, while his face had grey streaks running through it. On his body the darkened to black as they flowed vertically through the shiny white metal surface.

"Excuse me, mister robot sir, do know where the dragonball is?" Goku asked, kindly.

The robot slowly stood up, "Yes... I do, but you must get passed me first," It said, stepping closer to the young saiyan, who was about to be crushed by the robot's gigantic fists. "HA!" The robot exclaimed monotonously as it's fists met the concrete and made a great big dent.

"This will be fun!" Goku said as he came down from the ceiling behind him and then shouted, "ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS!" Goku shouted and attacked the Robot's head with three strong, and powerful punches. Goku landed on both of his feet, cheering. The android seemed unharmed, as Goku put on a deadpan look. The android turned its face to Goku as its head slowly fell to the ground followed by it large body body. "That was just too easy," Goku said, confidently as he put on a smirk that Vegeta would be proud of, until a Skinny, ninja appeared before him, mister do you happen to have the dragonball!" Goku shouted.

"Where the hell is that fool?" Vegeta yelled angrily.

"Jesus," Bulma said smacking her forehead with her hand, "Can you shut up about him for one day, try to relax, enjoy life, Nappa will come back okay,"

Vegeta began blushing, "I don't care about Nappa, he's just a big oaf. It's just that you guys seem to really miss baldy so much, especially blondy" Vegeta said, jerking his thumb towards #18.

"Sure," Bulma giggled.

Yamcha saw Blulma giggle, "Yeah, and I'll make sure we get EVERYONE who was killed by Freeza back,"

"What can you do that I can't, moron, we have no way of locating the dragonballs," Vegeta said.

"Are you calling me stupid," Yamcha asked.

"Yes" Vegeta smirked coldly. They began a battle of intense glares, before powering up to Super Saiyan and Super Human, respectively.

"Your both morons," Piccolo stepped in and slammed their heads together causing them to return to their base forms, "We can't become enemy's with each other yet, the battle hasn't even begun yet,"

"What are you talking about?" Vegeta and Yamcha said in unison.

"If I recall, the saiyans aren't very fond of becoming friendly with earthlings, and I think Vegeta here would want to wish all the saiyans back to life," Piccolo said plainly, "The saiyans could easily defy him if his father decided not to live on this planet."

"I don't want to wish back ALL the saiyans," Vegeta disagreed.

Piccolo looked at him for a minute and decided, "Yes you do," Vegeta only glared daggers into him then looked the other way.

"So let me guess, I have to defeat you before I continue, right?" Goku asked the strange ninja.

"Yes, that is correct young child, but if your too scared I won't stop you from running away right now," He said cockily.

"Why would I run away, you're not that scary," Goku exclaimed and charged at him.

"Don't worry, I'll try to make your death fast and painless," He said focusing his muscles. Goku aimed a punch at his face but he dodged it easily.

"YOUR FAST," Goku exclaimed, "But let's see if you can dodge this!" He said throwing countless punches at him. Before phasing away and appearing behind him, "POWER POLE EXTEND!" Goku shouted as he lodged it right in the ninja's butt. The ninja began screaming, while cursing Goku to hell and running around the room as Goku rolled on the floor in a fit of laughter, "YOUR FUNNY!" He said happily and reclaimed possession of his Power Pole ™ back.

"That's it you little brat," The man said and the lights turned on as he jumped off a nearby ledge, "Come, if you can," He threatened.

"Okay," Goku said happily not understanding the threat and jumped down, seeing the man with a remote next to another android.

"This is an advanced android, say hello to number eight," he said pressing a button on the remote and the android got up, "And also to your doom!" He laughed evilly.

"Hello number eight!" Goku obeyed happily.

"Attack him number eight!"

"I- I can't," the android muttered said.

"I SAID ATTACK!" Said the man.

"He's just a child, I can't hurt him, not purposely," Number 8 said and Goku just watched.

"You stupid android! Listen to me! I am your master!" He said but #8 didn't move a muscle, "Fine then, if you don't attack the I'll have no choice but to activate the bomb inside you.

"What?" #8 said, obviously surprised, the man only held the remote up to him threateningly, "Run away kid, leave before my bomb goes off,"

"No way, you saved me, now I'm going to save you number eight," Goku said and immediately charged towards the villain, "POWER POLE EXTEND!" Goku yelled and hit the man's hand causing him to drop the remote, Goku then crushed it with his foot, "Now let's get him together number eight," Goku said and got in his stance.

"Thank you, Goku, but I still don't like sinking to violence," #8 said.

"That's okay," Goku smiled up at him, "Kamehameha!" Goku chanted with practiced ease as a small ball of blue energy appeared in between his cupped hands.

"W- What are d-doing?" The man backed away in fright.

Goku only gave an evil smirk, a saiyan trademark stolen from his father, "HA!" he shouted and shot the person and in a matter of seconds the man was nowhere to be found.

"Thank you," #8 said.

"No problem, by the way, I'm Goku," Goku said, "How about we come up with a name for you?" Goku asked but already started thinking.

"A name... for me?" #8 asked in confusion.

"I KNOW! How about Eighter, since your number was 8?" Goku said triumphantly.

"Eighter? I like it!" Eighter said happily.

"It was either that, or the cruchenator! Goku exclaimed while making a peace sign with his hand and rubbing his neck sheepishly with his other.

Eighter sweat dropped (BN: ANIME STYLE!) but still gave a genuine smile, "Since I came up with your name maybe I can come up with a real name for number seventeen and eighteen," Goku mumbled quietly.

"Your looking for the dragonball, right?" Eighter asked.

"You bet! Do you know where it is?" Goku asked.

"Yes, it's at the top of the tower,"

"All the way at the top,"

"Yes, but I know a short cut," Eighter replied with the tiniest trace of emotion in his former blank voice, "Follow me," Goku happily obliged to his orders. They both came to halt at a wall and Eighter carefully placed his hand on the wall and a pathway up some stairs appeared.

"Thanks, Eighter!" Goku said happily and walked straight in the passageway and up the stairs. Goku soon made it to a door and opened it to see a rather short red haired man sitting on a really tall chair. "HI! What's your name?" Asked the hyperactive Saiyan.

"I am General Red and you must be the little brat who is after the dragonball, correct?" General Red asked.

"Yeah, I'm Goku, but I'm not so sure if I'm a brat" Goku introduced himself, using his most serious voice, "Can I have the dragonball now?"

"Sure no problem, you can have it..." General Red said, then jumped in a large robot with his taller comrade, "Over my dead body!" General Red said.

"Aw! but I really need them to bring back my friend Krillen and Vegeta's friend," Goku whined, "I really don't want to hurt you,"

"Then hand over your dragonball's," He threatened.

"But I need them, like I said,"

"Go fuc-" He got cut off as his partner shoved him out of the robot and let him fall to his death.

"You were no help anyway," The taller man said, "I am Officer Black,"

"That wasn't very nice to do to your friend," Goku said, "I'll avenge him,"

"Go ahead and try, you will soon be joining him," Black laughed and began commanding the robot to smash Goku with its palm, "Take this!" He yelled, but all Goku did was punch the hand and it broke off, "H- how did you do that?"

"All I did was punch it," Goku said and then powered a Ki blast before releasing it allowing the beam of energy to burst a hole through the robot. Goku then jumped in and grabbed the dragonball from Black's hand and jumped away, "I have to use the dragonball right now, but maybe you can use it later," Goku said and then looked over to Eighter, "Eighter, I think you should take these bad guy's somewhere where they won't hurt anyone,"

"Right, Goku, I'll make sure they don't hurt anyone else," Eighter agreed.

"Alright then Eighter, I gotta go," Goku said then looked toward the sky and yelled out, "NIMBUS!" as loudly as his small lungs would let him. Sure enough the ever obedient cloud appeared, for his newest master. Goku jumped on and looked at his new found friend, "I'll see you later, Eighter," He exclaimed, before giving of a heart filled laugh, "Let's go nimbus,"

"Good bye, Goku," Eighter said then began taking the criminals to the town to turn them in to the cops.

"Let's see now I have..." Goku said and began counting the dragonball's he had in his bag, Goku just looked down at his dragonball's in shame, "I'm sorry Krillen, I only have three," Goku said, "But wait, Bulma has one that was at my house and then there were the other three" He began counting on his fingers in silence, "THAT MAKES EIGHT!" Goku said, "I found another one! Yippee!" yelled Goku towards the sky oblivious to the fact that, 3+1+3 equals seven.

"Don't worry old buddy, you'll be back in no time!"

Rose: And that's all for now, the dragonball hunt is finally done!

Kakarot: Hooray, it was kind of getting boring

Veggie: I know, I wasn't the main character, but now I will be again

Rose: I don't know, I was thinking about killing you off to help the whole Yamcha and Bulma couple.

Kakarot: Yes, Bulma deserves someone better than you!

Veggie: Like I care about that b****

Kakarot: Are you sure, you'd let Yamcha beat you in the battle to her heart?

Veggie: *Blushes slightly* Shut up you fool

Veggie: And besides you can't do that! the title is 'A SAIYAN PRINCE In Kindergarten'

Rose: I guess I'll have to change it to 'A Super Human In Kindergarten'

Kakarot: Or 'A Third Class Saiyan in Kindergarten'

Rose: I like the sound of that

Veggie: Really? What fu***** benefit would you get?

Rose: Well, we wouldn't have to deal with your complaining all the time.

Kakarot: And you wouldn't be so mean, seeing as you would no longer exist in the realm of the living

Veggie: So I me-

Rose: We'll talk about it later, NOW SAY IT!

Veggie: Don't forget to review.

Kakrot: Or check out Kakarot Son's new chapters of Twist, and Blast From the Past

Veggie: Yes, that's your only fic that's me centric

Rose: Who said you could advertise on my fic. You don't even ask me anymore! T_T

Vegeta: That's probably because he'll know you'll just say okay.

Rose: Oh, yeah!

Veggie: Anyway don't miss the next instalment of A Saiyan Prince in Kindergartens