Questions from PocahontasJohnSmithForever:
Q: John did you regret not sending those letters to Pocahontas all those years you both were apart? Did you feel guilty for not letting her know you were alive those years as well?
John: What do you mean 'not sending those letters to Pocahontas'? I thought I did…
Percy: -nervous voice- Oh, that dang Postal Service!
Pocahontas: -looks suspiciously at Percy- Hm…I never got any letters. You know something.
Percy: I know nothing.
Meeko: HAHA!!!
John: Meeko, what happened to them?
Meeko: -bursts into laughter- YOU WILL NEVER KNOW!!!
Pocahontas: Percy?
Percy: -ignoring a death glance from Meeko (for those in my old town, the 'Liz look') - He made stew out of them during the winter. We were out of vegetables to put in it, so Meeko figured that paper was made out of trees, which are a plant like veggies…
Meeko: Yeah, and it tasted awful. I'm never doing that again!
John: -head drooping- But I told here I was alive in those letters! I also told her of my city, my bunny pajamas, my fear of dust mites, …
Meeko: -fervently writing all of John's words down- Ok, keep going! This will be great for blackmail!
Pocahontas: -snatches paper from Meeko's paws- Next!
Q: Since Flit has been asked this question, I will ask Meeko. Meeko, why did or do you like John Smith better than Kocoum?
Meeko: Well, let me think on this for a moment…hm…the obvious answer to this question, the only one that comes to mind is…I HATE YOU ALL!!!
Flit: -gasp- What about me!? I'm your best friend!!!
Meeko: -sigh- I didn't mean you. I'm sorry. -gives Flit a hug-
Percy: What about me? Where's my hug?
Meeko: Why would I give you a hug? I don't like you, either! I don't like any of you!!!
Sophie and Robin: -gasp!-
Pocahontas: You guys are acting like this is new. He's always not liked us. Why do you think he acts so evil? He's just being mean.
Thomas: Yeah, he never liked me.
Meeko: -snaps fingers- Thom, where's my coffee?
Thomas: Look, I don't like you, you don't like me. So why don't you get your own coffee and we call it even?
Meeko: How 'bout no?
Thomas: How 'bout yes!?
Sophie: Next please! They're starting to get on my nerves! -runs off to find machete-
Robin: -sigh- Not again…
Q: This is for anybody who can answer this. Why is or was Kocoum so serious? Does he ever smile or anything?
Meeko: HAHAHAHA!!! Wait, you're serious?
Pocahontas: -grinning from ear to ear- There is a rather funny story behind this one! It's not that he didn't smile, it's just that he can't.
Meeko: -rolling on the floor laughing-
Thomas: Kocoum is a bit older than most people think, wrinkles and all.
John: Well, the animators wanted someone younger to be betrothed to Pocahontas, but he was the perfect actor so…
Meeko: HE HAD BOTOX!!! -laughing head off-
Thomas: -fighting back laughter- Yeah, he could barely move his face or talk the entire time. But it made him look younger.
Sophie: -anime style sweat drop- Eww…that stuff is nasty!
Meeko: You're telling me! -more laughter-
Robin: -slightly green at the thought of the needle- Next please!
Q: Did you feel more of a connection between you and John Smith or John Rolfe?
Meeko: Oh, I definitely feel more of a connection towards Smith. He gave me food, where Rolfe just yelled at me.
Pocahontas: I think the question was for me.
Meeko: They never said who for. Anyway, how could you have fallen in love with that guy? He's such a stiff.
Pocahontas: -cheeks slightly pink- It was the script.
Meeko: Say what you'd like, doll-face, say what you'd like.
Sophie: -yawn- Pocahontas, just answer, I'm getting tired of typing. Smith or Rolfe?
Pocahontas: Smith. Rolfe is a jerk-wad.
Sophie: -nods- Ok, next!!!