Teacher: Alright, time for you first baby check up guys! So what did you name them?

Frisk: *Holds up the monster baby hybrid* We named her Crystal!

Asriel: I wanted to name her Friskriel, like how I'm named Asriel. But Frisk said no.

Chara: Mine is named Baby That Will Get Me Chocolate.

Frisk: And we named Charas baby Lily, because Chara can't be trusted.

*writes down names* Ok, and how's taking care of them going?

Frisk: Great! Although it's a bit confusing on where they came from.

Asriel: Nobody can figure it out.

Poke: *whispers* I did...heheheh.

Chara, make sure you aren't just having goat mom take care of the baby all the time, she can help, but you have to take care of the baby too.

Chara: Dang it. *Walks off and gets the baby from Toriel, then walks back with baby in her arms*

Lily: *is cute*

Chara: *blushes and looks away*

So, Frisk and Asriel, how're are you two getting along as a mommy and daddy?

Frisk and Asriel: *blush*

Frisk: We're not-

Asriel: We don't-

Poke: *squeals* I SHIP IT!

*shipping intensifies*