The Five Nights at Freddy's Show!
S2 E16a: Fatty Freddy
Team Fazbear relaxed. AGAIN! STOP!
"AAAAAAAAAAH!" The boys put their feet on the chair. Chica was in the kitchen. Chica heavily panted as she cooked.
"UGH..." Chica was in the hot kitchen. She looked a tthe boys relaxing. Chica continued to cook.
"HA HA!" Foxy laughed. "Chica, you are missing out!"
"GRRR!" Chica said.
Freddy grabbed Chippy Chips and dumped the whole bag inside of his mouth. He then drank some soda after that.
*BURP!*
5 SECONDS LATER...
"HA HA HA!" The boys laughed at the burp.
"STOP!" Chica said. "I can't believe I have to cook all the time!"
"Then don't cook." Bonnie told her. "Problem solved."
"AAAAAAAAAAA!" Chcia grabbed a wooden spoon.
*SNAP!*
And another.
*SNAP!*
AND ANOTHER.
*SNAP!*
"You have ANGER issues." Freddy went in the fridge to get some more soda.
"AAAAAAA!" Chica screamed. Chica picked up a Metal Spoon.
*SNAP!*
"Stop!" Freddy told her. "You're annoying me."
"WHAT?" Chica yelled. "YOU ANNOY ME WHEN YOU JUST SIT THERE AND DON'T DO ANYTHING!"
"Shut up." Freddy told her. Freddy went back in the living room to drink the soda.
"GRRRR!" Chica growled.
*BANG!*
Fred's fist was through the basement door. "WHO'S GROWLING?" He asked.
"CHICA." The boys said.
"Stop growling." Fred pointed to her and went back in the basement.
"Stop Growling." Chica made fun of him.
Fred came back. Fred was holding a shovel.
"It was just a joke!"
*BANG!*
Chica was hit with the shovel. "OUCH! I mean, that didn't hurt!"
"You want me to make it hurt?" Fred cracked his knees and his neck.
"NOPE, Nevermind." Chica told him. Fred left.
MINUTES LATER...
The boys STILL relaxed. Freddy was still EATING ALL of the snacks.
*BUUUUUUUUUUUURP!*
"HA!" Bonnie laughed.
Freddy got up. "I'm going to buy some Donuts."
"Get 3 of them Veggie Filled!" Bonnie told him.
"Got it." Freddy grabbed the keys and money and then left.
"Gross." Foxy told Bonnie.
5 MINUTES LATER...
Freddy came back.
"YES!" Bonnie ran to Freddy. Bonnie looked in the shopping bags. Freddy didn't buy a simple box of donuts. Freddy bought the ULTIMATE Donut Bucket! It holds 50 DONUTS inside.
"Why'd you buy that?" Bonnie asked.
"I want to see if I can eat them all." Freddy threw one in his mouth.
"AWW, I want Veggie Filled." Bonnie folded his arms.
"Still Gross." Foxy said.
1 HOUR LATER...
Freddy had one donut left in the Ultimate Donut Bucket. He ate it.
*BURRRRP!*
Freddy was the only one still sitting on the couch. Chica was reading in the kitchen. Bonnie and Foxy left.
"Time to get the rest of the snacks." Freddy didn't just buy donuts. He also BOUGHT TONS of Chippy Chips! AND SODA! Freddy opened all of the things and began to ate.
Foxy came in the kitchen to Chica. Foxy took Chica's book and threw it in the garbage.
"STOP." Chica screamed at Foxy.
*POW!* *POW!* *KICK!*
Foxy laughed. Chica went to get the book from the garbage. Freddy just kept eating! Chica looked at him.
"STOP BINGE EATING!" Chica yelled at him.
"NO." Freddy said.
*TOOT!*
"AAAAAA!" Chica screamed. She left the living room. Foxy left was well.
UH OH! The alarm RANG! Freddy got up.
"WHOA!" Freddy tried to keep balance. "My stomach hurts..." Freddy slowly walked to turn the alarm off.
"MOVE." Foxy pushed Freddy.
*BANG!*
Freddy fell on his back. His stomach jiggled.
"TEE HEE!" Bonnie pointed at his stomach jiggling.
"Purple Guy kidnapped a child." Foxy said.
"Let's go." Freddy got up. "Oh, my stomach!"
MEANWHILE...
"HA HA!" Purple Guy laughed. "I know Team Fazbear has to protect children, so I will make them do it!"
"What." Red Guy was confused.
"You see, I kidnapped a Child. And if Team Fazbear tries to save him, BOOM! I zap him and he DIES! BWA HA!" Purple Guy laughed.
Rolinda was happy, now that she had her fridge. But the thing is, Rolinda KNEW SHE put the lock on the fridge, she just blamed Blue Guy so HE can get into trouble. She wanted Blue Guy to be in trouble.
"BLUE GUY!" Purple Guy yelled. "WHY DIDN'T YOU BUY A FRIDGE YET?"
"I already did!" Blue Guy responded. "Remember?"
"WELL ORDER ANOTHER ONE NOW!" Purple Guy screamed.
Blue Guy jumped on the computer and bought another one.
"It's going to come in a few days." Blue Guy told him.
"NO. Tell the Shipping Company to send it here NOW!" Purple Guy grabbed a belt. "CALL THEM NOW!"
Blue Guy quickly grabbed the phone to call the Shipping Company.
"You better." Purple Guy put the belt away.
"Why do you want another one?" Red Guy asked.
"I-I don't know." Purple Guy said.
"Team Fazbear, where are you?" The kid yelled. He was in a glass container. If Team Fazbear comes and tries to save him, Purple Guy WILL zap him! And he WILL DIE. HA HA!
*BANG!*
Team Fazbear appeared in his underground lair.
"HA HA!" Purple Guy revealed a remote. "Don't Move ONE BIT! Because if you move, I will press this button, and this little kiddy will get zapped and he will DIE!
"Uh oh." Foxy gulped.
"AAAAA!" The kid in the container cried like a dumb baby.
Freddy didn't move.
Purple Guy looked at Freddy's stomach. It was quite big.
"HE HE." Purple Guy giggled. "AHEM."
"?" Rolinda said.
Purple Guy looked at Freddy's stomach again.
"HA HA HA!" He laughed. "HA HA HA HA!"
"What are you laughing at?" Bonnie asked.
"HA HA HA HA HA!" Purple Guy laughed. "LMAO! HA HA!" He laughed his buttocks off. "HA HE HI HO HU!"
Purple Guy jumped on the ground with his hands on his stomach. He kicked his feet in the air. "HE HE HE HE I GOTTA PE PE PE PE!"
2 MINUTES LATER...
Purple Guy got up. "That was funny-"
Purple Guy was IN the Glass Container. The kid was rescued. Foxy was holding the remote.
"Don't push it!" Purple Guy begged.
*TAP!*
"AAAAA"! Purple Guy screamed.
*ZAP!**ZAP!**ZAP!*
Purple Guy fell down. "Good like I have life alert...UGH!" He collasped.
Team Fazbear dropped of the kid home, and went back to their hideout. Freddy was tired. "UGH!" He sat down. "MY STOMACH!"
Freddy opened a bag of some Chippy Chips.
"NO." Chica said. "You are in danger of getting some serious health problems."
"HOW?" Freddy asked.
*SMACK!*
Freddy's stomach jiggled.
"HA HA HA!" FOXY got that on video! He uploaded it to YouTube.
"Not funny!" Freddy folded his arms.
"HA!" Bonnie blew rasberry.
"NASTY!" Foxy smacked him.
*SMACK!*
"You need to digest your food." Chica told him. "Then, you need to go on a diet after that."
"Why?" Freddy asked.
"YOU ARE GOING TO GET FAT!" Chica told him. "ONCE THAT FOOD DIGESTS, YOUR FAT AND CALORIES INTAKE WILL TRIPLE!" Chica screamed.
"Sorry." Freddy said.
"Actually, why am I helping you?" Chica left. "This is for YOUR own good!"
Chica left the room.
"VEGETABLES." Bonnie handed him some veggies.
Freddy sighed. He bit on the carrot.
"HA HA!" Foxy got that on video too!
The Five Nights at Freddy's Show!
S2 E16b: Ice Scream
Team Fazbear relaxed. AGAIN! STOP!
"I WANT A TREAT!" Freddy shouted.
"No..." Chica objected. "You can't eat any treats because you still need to lose some weight. Remember just YESTERDAY?"
"YES!" Freddy shouted. "LEAVE ME ALONE, I don't want Bonnie and Foxy over there to remember."
"HE HE HE!" They giggled. They were on YouTube, and the video of Freddy's stomach jiggling had MILLIONS of hits already! Wow, the internet LOVES STOMACHS!
Team Fazbear heard a song. "What could it be?"
*BANG!*
Fred's fist was through the basement door. "ICE CREAM!" FRED YELLED.
"ICE CREAM!" Team Fazbear ran outside.
It was too late. DOZENS of Children were there already. They made a huge line.
"CRAP!" Chica stamped her feet.
"I'll take care of it." Fred went to the kids.
*SHOVE!* *SHOVE!*
"MOVE!" Fred yelled.
Fred was in the front of the line.
"Mom, this bully pushed me out of the way!" A kid told his mother.
"Then push him BACK." His mother told him.
*PUSH!*
The kid pushed Fred.
"GRR!" Fred growled in a very CREEPY way.
"SCREAM!" The kids ran away. Fred SCARED them.
"HA HA!" Foxy laughed. Team Fazbear was at the front of the line.
"I WANT PIZZA FLAVORED!" Freddy yelled.
"MINT FOR ME!" Bonnie yelled.
"CHOCOLATE CHIP FOR ME!" Chica yelled.
"COFFEE FOR ME!" Foxy yelled.
"PLAIN VANILLA FOR ME!" Fred yelled.
"BOOOOOOO!" Foxy made a thumbs down.
"Here you go!" The Ice Cream Man gave them their Ice Creams. "This one is on the HOUSE."
"It is?" Freddy looked on someone's house. An Ice Cream was on their house.
"Someone has to get that." Chica licked her Chocolate Chip Ice Cream.
"I love my job!" Ice Cream man said.
"NO FAIR!" A Child yelled.
"It's okay, I can MAKE Ice Cream." The mom grabbed his arm and left.
"Stupid kids!" Foxy laughed and licked his Coffee ice cream.
"You know, there is actually a DARK side to Ice Cream." The Ice Cream man told them.
"WE DON'T CARE." Freddy yelled.
*SMACK!*
Chica smacked the Ice Cream out of his hands.
*SPLAT!*
It fell on the ground. "NO!" Freddy picked it up and licked it off of his hands.
"I'll tell you." The Ice Cream Man said. "It was only 20 Years ago, in this exact same spot..."
FLASHBACK...
I was doing my normal job, giving out Free Ice Cream on an extremely hot day...
"ICE CREAM! ICE CREAM!" The kiddies shouted for Ice Cream.
"HOLD YOUR HORSES!" The Ice Cream man shouted to the kiddies.
"I WANT BLUEBERRY!" A kid called.
"I WANT STRAWBERRY!" Another kid called.
"I WANT CHERRY!" Another kid called.
"UGH!" The Ice Cream man wrote down the orders.
"I WANT ME ICE CREAM!" A kid kicked the Ice-Cream truck.
"AAA!" The Ice Cream man YELLED. Everyone stopped running and shouting.
"IF I HAD TAKEN YOUR ORDER, STAND ON THE SIDE. IF I DIDN'T TAKE YOUR ORDER, FORM A LINE IN FRONT OF THE TRUCK. ALRIGHT?" The Ice Cream man shouted. "THIS ISN'T HOW YOU KIDS SHOULD BEHAVE!"
Everyone stood there for a second.
"DON'T TALK TO MY KIDS LIKE THAT!" The parents shouted.
"AAAAAAAAA!" Everyone began to go crazy again.
"STOP!" The Ice Cream man couldn't take it. He grabbed his phone to call the police.
*BANG!*
4 Children kicked the Ice Cream truck.
"WHOA!" He fell in the truck.
*BANG!*
The Ice Cream Man's cell phone fell inside of the machines!
"AAAAA!" He shouted. He had to turn off the machines. He looked for the power plug.
2 Teenagers came both holding buckets of water.
"LET HER RIP." One Teen said.
*TOSS!* *SPLASH!*
Both of the Teens splashed the water. The water went inside of the truck and inside of the Machinery!
*ZAP!* *ZAP!*
"EVACUATE!" The Ice Cream man yelled to the kids.
The kids stood there with a confused face.
"I MEAN RUN!" The Ice Cream man SHOUTED.
"AAAAAAAAAA!" The kids ran away.
*BANG!* *BANG!* *POW!*
The Ice Cream truck blew up, and an Ice Cream MONSTER CAME OUT!
"SCREAM!" The kids got scared.
"How dare you frighten my children!" The mother said.
*POW!*
She smacked him with the purse. The Ice Cream man was angry. "THAT DOESN'T MATTER NOW!"
*GRAB!*
The Ice Cream monster grabbed The Ice Cream man.
"ROAR!"
"AAAAAAAAA!" The mother and kids screamed.
*WEE-WOO!* *WEE-WOO!*
5 police cars came. The officers ran out and pointed their guns at the Ice Cream Monster.
*GRAB!*
The Monster grabbed the officer with his other arm.
*GULP!*
"HAROLD!" Another officer fired his weapon.
*BANG!* *BANG!*
The Ice Cream monster absorbed the bullets.
*POW!*
The Ice Cream man punched the monster and slid out of his arms.
"We have to melt him!" The Ice Cream man shouted.
The cops didn't listen. They kept opening fire at the monster.
*BANG!* *BANG!* *BANG!*
The Ice Cream monster grabbed 2 officers and ate them.
*GULP!*
"AAAAAA!" A female officer screamed. "What do we do?" She asked The Ice Cream man.
"I JUST TOLD YOU!" The Ice Cream man screamed.
"Well we're cops!" Another cop said. "We don't listen to people."
"UGH! Just listen now!" The Ice Cream man said. "WE HAVE TO MELT HIM!"
*ZOOM!*
Everyone ran to get something that created heat.
"MY HANDS ARE WARM!" An officer walked to the Ice Cream monster.
*GULP!*
The monster ate him.
"He deserved to die." The female officer said.
5 SECONDS LATER...
The officers came back with irons, portable heaters, matches, lighters, and other hot stuff.
"This girl is hot!" An officer came with a hot girl.
The officer threw the hot girl at the monster.
*GULP!*
Monster ate her.
*SIZZLE!* *SIZZLE!*
"HUH?" The monster looked around. The officers placed the hot items next to the monster. "NOOOOOO!" The monster melted.
Everyone looked around. There was a puddle of melted ice cream on the street. There was fire everywhere. A flipped over Ice Cream truck was in the middle of the street. They heard police sirens everywhere and helicopters in the air. People were running and screaming.
"Who is to blame for this?" An officer folded his arms.
*POOF!*
The Mothers, Fathers, and Children appeared.
"IT WAS THE ICE CREAM MAN!" The Children pointed.
"It is a very hot day, and he didn't give the children their Ice Cream!" The Fathers yelled.
"Do you want out children to die because of extreme heat?" The mothers yelled.
"Well, they say it was you." An officer grabbed handcuffs.
*CLICK!*
END OF FLASHBACK...
"And I was in jail for 20 years." The Ice Cream man wiped tears off of his face.
Team Fazbear stood there and cried.
*SNIFF!*
"So, did the kids get their ice cream?" Freddy wiped his eyes.
"Sorry to say this, but the kids DIDN'T get their ice cream." The Ice Cream man looked down at the ground.
"DID YOU HEAR BONNIE?" Freddy grabbed him by his collar. "THE KIDS DIDN'T GET THEIR ICE CREAM! AAAAAA! THEY DIDN'T!" Freddy cried.
Fred didn't cry at all. "I deal with this everyday." He folded his arms.
Chica was sad. "You know what, I vow never to eat Ice Cream again."
"Me too!" Foxy stood up.
"I don't care." Fred stood up. "I can just eat Yogurt."
"And ME!" Freddy stood up.
"Don't forget me!" Bonnie stood up as well.
"WOW." The Ice Cream man cried and wiped his eyes. "Thank you for sacrificing Ice Cream for me..."
*SNIFF!*
Team Fazbear stood there for 2 minutes.
"How are we supposed to cool off now?" Freddy asked.