Meh...XD

50 Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hyoutei

Number Thirty-Six

I will not pick up a random notebook lying around on the ground ever again. Especially if it contains the written words 'Death Note'.

"Gakuto, what's that in your hands?" Oshitari inquired, sitting on a bench in Hyoutei's beloved tennis courts.

"It's a notebook, obviously," Mukahi replied, flipping through the strange, dark object that was currently in his hands.

"I bet it's his diary or something," Shishido commented, drinking from his water bottle.

"Actually, it's something called a Death Note," Mukahi said casually.

Shishido spat out his water. "Like hell it is. You know those kinds of notebooks don't exist, it's just some random manga that some mangaka made up."

"Well it says 'Death Note' on the cover."

"Well then someone must've wrote that in cause they were playing a prank or something."

"Whatever."

"Where'd you find that, anyways?"

"On the ground next to Rikkai Dai."

"What the hell were you doing at Rikkai Dai?" Shishido shouted, spitting out his water again. "What's your problem?"

Mukahi stopped flipping through the dark, mysterious notebook in his hands and turned and stared at Shishido. "What, are you saying I'm not allowed to walk around Rikkai Dai, trespass into their school and blow up their tennis clubroom?"

"YOU TRESPASSED AND BLEW UP THEIR TENNIS CLUBROOM?!"

"...Kind of."

"You know, Atobe's going to get seriously pissed at you and, like, I dunno, maybe he'll plan on ending your life and become as sadistic as Fuji."

Mukahi shrugged. "Whatever. Fuji's not even human, so even if Atobe does become as sadistic as Fuji I could shout 'BLOODY MURDER' or something and shoot him with a water gun."

"Where did the water gun part come in?"

"I dunno. Sadistic people are afraid of water?"

"...That doesn't make any sense. Then that means they're not human, cause humans need to drink water and take baths, you know."

"Exactly. So therefore they're not human."

"Your logic doesn't make any sense."

"Your face doesn't make any sense, Shishido."

"Right. Anyways, so you said you found that notebook in Rikkai Dai?" Shishido asked, changing the topic.

"Uh...yeah..."

"I bet it's Yukimura's." Jirou piped up.

"...Why?"

"Cause he's like...the 'child of God' or something and that's a Death Note, right? So it kind of makes sense, doesn't it?"

"That's it. Hyoutei hasn't JUST gone insane, you peoples' logic has gone awry too."

"Shut up, Shishido," Mukahi countered. "No one cares what you think."

"And obviously no one cares what you think either."

"You know, Jirou does have a good point there," Oshitari pointed out.

Shishido gave Oshitari his 'WTF ARE YOU SAYING?!?!?!' look. "Do you even know what Death Note is?"

"No."

"It's this anime show! AND THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS SOMEONE MAGICALLY DYING JUST CAUSE YOU WROTE THEIR FREAKING NAME IN A NOTEBOOK!"

Mukahi's eyes widened. "That's a great idea! Let's write Tezuka's name in this book and make him DIE."

"Oh God..."

"Wait! Wait! Let's make Fuji die instead!" Jirou argued.

"Why Fuji?" Shishido cried out. "And why are you people even believing this crap?!"

"Well, we need Fuji to die just cause he pisses people off," Mukahi explained. "First, his name pisses us off cause it's just like that mountain in Japan called 'Fuji'. If we called him 'Fuji-san' it could be referring to either the mountain or him, so it'd get people confused. Also, his name's just like that stupid apple, and it just gets confusing."

"...Yeah, and?"

"Second of all, when I first saw him I was like "OMFG A GIRL'S ON THE TENNIS TEAM?!" and stuff but then I realized he just looked really girly. That pissed me off even more."

Shishido snorted. "Yeah, like YOU don't look like a girl?"

"Third of all, he's like, Kikumaru Eiji's best friend. All the more reason to kill him."

"Then why don't you just kill Kikumaru then?"

Mukahi brightened up considerably. "Hey! That's a great idea!"

"..."

Mukahi took out a pen and wrote Kikumaru's name on the notebook. "Hm...reason for death...let's see...oh! I know! He got skinned alive by Takeshi Konomi and then he choked on hot, steaming orange juice!"

"Why in the fuck would Takeshi Konomi want to skin alive his OWN CHARACTER?!"

"I dunno."

"And plus, once he's skinned alive, he's already DEAD. So the whole 'choking on hot, steaming orange juice' just doesn't make any sense and it's completely unnecessary."

Mukahi shook his head. "It's just a backup plan, in case Kikumaru escapes getting skinned alive."

"..."

"Gakuto, you might not want to do this," Oshitari warned.

"But I already wrote his name on the notebook!" Mukahi complained.

"I don't think he's going to die," Shishido commented.

Just then a random helicopter came by and the person in the helicopter started shouting in a megaphone. "Mukahi Gakuto, you're arrested for trespassing in Rikkai Daigaku Fuzoku. Put you hands up in the air!"

"That's IT. THIS WHOLE WORLD'S GONE CRAZY!" Shishido cried out. "YOU CAN'T ARREST SOMEONE FOR FREAKING TRESPASSING IN A SCHOOL!"

"You! Boy! You're arrested for talking back to a police officer!" the same person shouted.

"..."

Meh...totally random XD