To Annabeth

Why is Leo your slave? -VortexKubik

Hazel: Slavery isn't nice. :(

Annabeth: He's my slave?

Leo: I'm her slave?

Annabeth: YAY

Leo: NOO

Annabeth: Make me a sandwich. NOW.

Leo: NO.

Annabeth: I WILL KILL THE ARGO YOU MAKE AND THA FESTUS YOU HAS TOO AND THROW YOU INTO DA OCEAN.

Jason: Damn.

Leo: :'( Y U Gotta B Like Dat

*Leo makes her a sandwich.*

Piper: DANG IT WHY IS LEO NOT MY SLAVE.

Leo: I DON'T WANNA BE YOUR SLAVE PIPER.

Annabeth: YOU WILL BE THE 7 DEMIGODS' SLAVES YOU LITTLE BETCH.

Leo: F*** U.

Annabeth: I HAS MY KNIFE I WILL CUT THROUGH FESTUS' HEAD SO SHUT UP.

Leo: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...

5 hours later...

Leo: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

Jason: GO JUMP OFF OF A CLIFF. ACTUALLY, I WANT YOU TO DO MY HOMEWORK.

Leo: NO.

Jason: YES YOU LITTLE BETCH OR I WILL KILL BOTH YOU AND THE SHIP WITH FIRE.

*Jason holds up a nuke with the wind and lights a match near the string (Its a special nuke.)*

Leo: NO PLZ NO PLZ NO PLZ NO PLZ NO

Kronos: LOOPHOLE!

VortexKubik: LET ME LOOPHOLE YOUR ASS. (SON OF KRONOS.)

*Loopholes Kronos.*

Kronos: WHA- WHA- WHA- WHA- WHA- WHA- WHA- WHA-...

5 HOUR LATER

Kronos: WHA- WHA- WHA- WHA- :(

I wrote a story about myself being a son of Kronos, but I'm not going to write it here in fanfic.