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As the battle continues, the body of the Percy-headed Inferius fires on the Aurors.
Percy's Head. [like Inferius] Die, Auror dogs! [normal voice] What? What did I say?
The two Animagi cowardly cower in the corner.
Emmeline Vance slashes down at an acromantula warrior, killing him.
Emmeline. Yaaah!
Dirk Cresswell deflects bolts from the Percy-headed Inferius.
Percy's Head. O! I'm terribly sorry about this.
Dirk pushes him to the ground, a super Inferi droid on top of him. He grins and walks away.
Excuse me? Help. I'm trapped. I can't get up.
Fire from the droids knocks over the beast-pulled chariot, knocking James and Lily to the ground. They quickly run and fight under the cover of the overturned chariot.
James. You call this a diplomatic solution?
Lily. No. I call it aggressive negotiations.
As Sirius advances on the droids, they begin to retreat.
Inferius. Uh-oh.
Sirius turns to see the Ukrainian Ironbelly following him. He turns around and kills it.
Enter Hedwig.
Hedwig approaches the Percy-headed Inferius.
Percy's Head. Hedwig. What are you doing here?
Hedwig attaches a cord to Percy's head.
What are you doing? Stop it. You're going to strain something.
Hedwig pulls off the head, and drags it away.
O! This is such a drag.
Hedwig brings Percy's head to his body.
O! I am beside myself.
Only fraction of the Aurors still live to be fighting, including Minerva, Sirius, James, Marlene, Caradoc, Emmeline, Sturgis, Dirk, Doge, Dorcas Meadowes, Hestia Jones, Williamson, Dilys, and Katie. Many others lay dead.
Hedwig begins reattaching Percy's head.
Hedwig. Please be careful. You're sinking my circuits. O! Is my head on straight?
With most of the Aurors dead, the droids have them surrounded, at their mercy.
Exit all.
