Hello everyone! Tried to update quickly! School gave me essays but whatever i practically give up by now. Haha.
Moving on! Here's the next chappie! Took longer cause i had more to type and cause i had more to type i had to listen carefully and watch the anniversary... Oh well, its my favourite thing to watch at the moment so many funny parts! Then i found a Transcript... So yeah... Bummer, got not many but a few wrong words last chapter... Yeah..
OH! Also, i decided to move a little forwards with the few in the past chapters before Lets Kill Hitler. Next few chappies are VERY important! Once she jumps from the 50th back to the 1800's the next chappie after that we will meet dear ol' Sarah Jane Smith again... Only... Not quite the way you are probably thinking... Unless you are thinking of what im thinking.
Ok moving on since im just confusing myself as well now..
3 Doctors One Room.
I groaned, this was going to be a long day, wasn't it? Almost regretting having ever took this Manipulator.
"I think theres three of them, and two Fire's." I heard Clara mutter. I almost heard Kate's reply. The guy in charge of the soldiers quickly interrupted.
"What witchcraft is this?" To which the Eleventh Doctor grinned flipping the sonic once and pointing to him.
"Ah! Yes! Now that you mention it, that is witchcraft!
Yes, yes, yes. Witchy witchcraft. Hello? Hello in there. Excuse me. Hello!" Eleven shouted into the time thing... I've already forgotten what its called. "Am I talking to the wicked witch of the well?" He asked after a moment of no reply. I grinned, my other self was thinking or i think she was. God i hope she's just thinking and not just randomly staring at me. Then again. Its me...
"He means you." I heard Kate... Or is it Kate the Zygon? Cant quite remember exactly when that happened.
"Why am I the witch?" I heard Clara grumble.
"Clara?" Eleven shouted annoyed at no reply yet.
"Clara Oswald!" My future self cheered into the fisher or whatever. I heard a sigh.
"Hello?" Clara's voice grumbled to us fake cheerfulness in it.
"Clara, hi, hello. Hello. Would you mind telling these prattling mortals to get themselves begone?" Eleven grinned happy he finally answered turning to the soldiers his hands moving around together maybe slightly nervous this wont work?
"What he said." Clara must be so confused. Poor girl.
"Yes, tiny bit more colour." My future self and Eleven complained.
"Right." Clara snapped just annoyed now. "Prattling mortals, off you pop, or I'll turn you all into frogs."
"Ooo, frogs. Nice. You heard her." Eleven started my future self finishing. My eyebrows raised. Was that what im like?
"Doctor, what's going on?" Clara asked totally confused as she cant really see us can she? Oh, poor dear.
"It's a timey-wimey thing." Eleven answered both of my self grinning knowing this to be a funny part.
"Timey what? Timey-wimey?" The War Doctor snapped confused.
"I've... I've no idea where he picks that stuff up." Ten muttered, both of me laughing.
"Try maybe something you said, Ten. Wibbly wobbly timey wimey." I grinned the three looked at both versions of me.
"Ten?" They all asked, whoa freaky.
"Well back in the other universe." My future self started.
"Your known as Ten." I continued.
"Aka, Tenth Doctor." My future self continued.
"Your Eleven." I said pointing.
"And your known as the War Doctor." My future self pointed out.
"Since you were the Doctor in the Time War." I finished. The three stared between us.
"Im sorry who are these two again?" War Doctor asked the other two.
"Well, she grew up in a parallel universe." Eleven began.
"Knows all about us, and just so happens to be one of us. Time Lady, F-" Ten rambled but Eleven smacked a hand over his mouth confusing me.
"No no no no! Too early in her time stream she hasn't done it yet, forget what she told you." Eleven said motioning me then future me. So... My future self knows something i don't? Ah crap! I wanna know now!
"You find out soon. No worries." My future self smirked knowing what i was thinking. Well, she was me. Queen Elizabeth appeared. The soldiers fall to their knee as a greeting. Oh boy.
"The Queen. The Queen." Some of them muttered.
"You don't seem to be kneeling. How tremendously brave of you." She smirked, oh and this is the non Zygon one? Right yeah, she killed the Zygon.
"Which one are you? What happened to the other one?" Ten asked confused.
"Indisposed." My future self muttered along smirking slightly, Eleven gave her a look and she shrugged. i however frowned so confused. "Long live the Queen." Elizabeth continued.
"Long live the Queen." The soldiers chanted.
"Arrest these men. Take them to the Tower." Elizabeth smirked.
"That is not the Queen of England, that's an alien duplicate." Ten exclaimed pointing right at her. Both of me however smirked at how wrong he was.
"And you can take it from him, cos he's really checked." Eleven smirked, cheeky.
"Oh, shut up." Ten groaned annoyed with Eleven teasing.
"Venom sacs in the tongue." Eleven continued and i caved, laughing.
"Seriously, stop it." Was the last before my other self began to laugh too.
"No, hang on. The Tower!" Eleven noticed and grinned waving his hands about again moving towards the Queen standing between us. "Did you say the Tower? Ah, yes, brilliant. Love the Tower! Breakfast at eight, please. Will there be Wi-Fi?" He asked all excited. My future self tapped his shoulder.
"In this time period? Are you joking?" She laughed. I laughed... Oh confusing. He deflated a bit.
"Are you capable of speaking without flapping your hands about?" War Doctor asked Eleven.
"Yes." Eleven grinned flapping his hands.
"No." Both of me answered as he shook his head realising what he did.
"No." He grumbled. "I demand to be incarcerated in the Tower immediately with my co-conspirators Fire, Smith-y, Sandshoes and Granddad." Eleven went through, starting with future me who smirked. I miss being nicknamed Fire!
"What have i said about calling me Smith-y! Theta!" I snapped and War Doctor gaped at me a moment before snapping back to Eleven.
"Granddad?" War Doctor snapped.
"They're not sandshoes." Ten complained whining slightly.
"Yes, they are." We all told him making him pout slightly. I did feel slightly bad. Im wearing the same sandshoes after all.
"Silence. The Tower is not to be taken lightly." Elizabeth butted in. "Very few emerge again." Oh joy!
"Come on, you lot, get in there." The guard snapped shoving us all in i almost tripped, twice apparently seeing as my future self also stumbled. God i hope i remember all this.
"Ow." The War Doctor complained. The guard huffs and leaves, shutting the door behind him. My future self finds the piece of metal bar and hands it too Eleven who grins, giving her a quick kiss on the forehead, whispering something then, starts scratching on the stone pillar. Wait.. What? What did he say? Ahhh! Bloody TIME TRAVEL!
"Three of you in one cell? That's going to cause some nasty anomalies if we don't all get out soon." My future self said after her slight blank look for a moment. Ok, now i really want to know!
"What are you doing?" Ten asked Eleven.
"Getting us out." Eleven replied with me. The War Doctor uses his sonic screwdriver on the wooden door. Which is pointless. Clara saves us.
"The sonic won't work on that, it's too primitive." Ten said when he realised what he was doing.
"Shall we ask for a better quality of door so we can escape?" Eleven grinned a little hyper still.
"Okay, so the Queen of England is now a Zygon. But never mind that. Why are we all together? Why are we all here?" Ten asked and at the War Doctors blank confused look he just continued. "Well, me and Chinny, we were surprised, but you came looking for us. You knew it was going to happen. Who told you?" Ten glanced at me.
"I know. But you know the rules." I smirked my future self leaning on a wall as i sat next to the War Doctor the lazy ass i am.
"Spoilers." Both of me said at the same time.
"Oi, Chinny?!" Eleven exclaimed realising Ten had meant him.
"Yeah, you do have a chin." Ten told him and my future self smirked grabbing Eleven's chin.
"Aw don't worry, i like the chin!" She laughed and he grinned fixing his bow tie.
"I should think so too. Besides, its going to be your chin one day anyway." Eleven grinned pointing to Ten who grimaced. Once he was facing away of course. It was silent for a few seconds in which i realised i missed being able to hug and well... As embarrassing as this feels to say, kiss, Eleven. I miss the kisses. If either of me kiss Eleven its just going to be awkward i know it.
If i kiss him my future self, being me, will probably either get defensive, basically really jealous. Her kissing him? Well, ill want to cause id feel like some random person is kissing my Doctor. He's always my Doctor right enough. No matter which regeneration. If i meet the Fourth Doctor (one of my other personal favourites.) I'd probably at least hug him! He's still the Doctor. No matter the face. Thats one thing that annoyed me back in the other Universe. I saw my future self nod at me.
'That was always so annoying.' I heard and grinned at her and she nodded again. I forgot.
'Time Lords are telepathic to one another. Whoops, haha.' I thought back to my future self.
'People who say their fans when they stop watching because he regenerated. So stupid. Thats the whole point of the show!' My future self rolled her eyes. I grinned almost laughing getting an odd look from the two Doctors who i didn't know as well. Eleven just smirked.
'What are you two up to?' I heard Eleven and both of me couldn't help it and burst out laughing. Ten paused his pacing giving us both wide eyes. Eleven smirked before joining our laughter. War Doctor was just as confused as ten. Eleven was the first to stop though, grinning leaning on the wall. Eventually both of me stopping.
"Whats... Whats going on?" Ten asked frowning so confused.
'Aw, poor ten out of the loop.' I sent to them all. Tens eyes widened and he realised. Eleven and my future self grinning. War Doctor looked surprised too. Well, i was right! This was fun! My future self checked the time and sighed.
'Sorry but you have 5 minutes.' She sent me. I froze glancing at her. What? I usually do full episodes whats going on i wanted to meet Clara! My future self grinned holding out a phone.
"Smile!" She cheered and i laughed as she took a photo.
'Your going to jump back to the 1800's in a few minutes thats what i mean.' She sent and i deflated, i was having such fun too.
"Oh, do i have to?" I asked her confusing everyone.
"I don't make the rules." My future self laughed shrugging.
"Well, if i am due to leave as you said first things first. Doctor, all of you are getting a hug." I grinned my future self laughing. All of us stood in a circle my future self quickly muttering something to Eleven who blushed shrugging trying to keep his cool. Oh no... I didn't? Did i just flirt?! Judging the eyebrows id say yes but im a terrible flirt! Do not tell me i get flirty?!
'Spoilers.' I heard as i hugged Ten. I grinned, of course. I pulled back and smacked lightly on one of his cheeks.
"Aw poor Ten, been picked on by meaner versions of yourself." I said in a slight baby voice. He was stunned a second before he nodded smirking.
"Yes i am being picked on, glad you noticed." He laughed.
"We're not mean. He's just so not cool." Eleven grumbled.
"I think the pair of you act like three-year-olds." The War Doctor said and i laughed hugging him. He was surprised ever so slightly. I did say i was hugging them all.
"I hope this means best to last?" Eleven smirked acting all like he's so important.
"Yeah, my future self is the 'best to last' that your talking of." I grinned my future self laughing as his face fell. "Oh stop it, i like you all, no matter which regeneration you are." I laughed leaping towards Eleven for his hug, to which he grabbed my waist and spun us round twice before a normal hug began. I laughed, my future self looked a little left out.
"No, you do the same with the other me, so in the future i don't feel left out." I said to him and my future self.
"Easy!" Eleven grinned lifting my future self who yelped surprised and started laughing as he spun them twice then normal hugged just as i had just done with him. I grinned, perfect.
"One more hug? Or is that a bad idea since we're the same person?" I asked and both of us seemed a little lost with that. Eleven hugged Ten and caused us both to laugh.
"Nah, should be fine." He told us afterwards Ten looking a little shocked having tensed up in the hug.
"Time to hug myself then!" I cheered my future self frowned.
"That sounded better in you head didn't it?" She asked.
"Yeah." I said before we laughed hugging. "Well this was certainly fun." I grinned the Doctors all even seemed to agree.
'Before you go, heres a spoiler, soon, you'll find out who you are.' I heard in my head and glanced to my future self who pressed a finger to her lips shushing. She winked as i grinned before they were all gone in a flash. To be replaced with Jack, in my house, in the 1800's...
In nothing but a towel...
"CAPTAIN JACK HARKNESS!" I screamed.
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And uh yeah... Im ending there... Again a shortie i know but its like magic! Im uploading like twice this past two weeks! Thats good! For recent chapters spaced out over months anyway. Haha.
I did say why that was BUT! Good news! Mum is pregnant again! Yay! So im happy world again. Haha. Wee baby on its way! Yes i say wee, im scottish deal wi it. Hah. Sorry I'm hyper, had pizza...
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