Dear Diary,
So again I'm dangling in the air, not due to a squid this time, but due to a raccoon.
Apparently animals hate me or something. Does this mean that Gayfish hates me too?
I mean, I gave him a home and everything. He would be pretty ungrateful if he hated me.
The sand is crawling up my butt this time and it's really uncomfortable. I don't get it,
why am I the only one dangling in the air? Sasori is still on the ground looking rather annoyed.
Is he blaming me for this? It's not like I asked raccoon boy to capture me and stuff me with sand.
It's not very pleasant. Like he would want to trade with me. He would be whining the whole time
about his wood being damaged and stuff. I'm not even screaming yet, so I think I'm doing a pretty good job.
The other two are screaming something at raccoon boy. They are saying he shouldn't use his tomb jutsu.
The boy himself is looking rather scary, but that's probably caused due to his lack of any eyebrows.
He looks very serious because of that. You know what I was thinking about.
Getting him an eyebrow pencil. He should just draw on a pair and then he can actually show emotions.
Maybe he is a very happy kid who's just unable to smile. This could do the trick.
You know, maybe he isn't happy because he's lacking eyebrows. I would be unhappy,
because I wouldn't be able to raise one and make Sasori feel foolish. It's the best part of the day!
I wake up, turn around and raise an eyebrow. Get's him every time. He runs to the bathroom
to check if he looks funny.
Can't those people down there just shut up? Can't they see I'm trying to write in my diary?
Gosh, so considerate of them. Stupid ignorant people. Maybe I should throw something.
Oops, just angered raccoon boy even further. He should really try some anger management.
I think that would really help him out. Calm him down a bit and actually help me get rid of the sand
instead of forcing it on me. Oh, look at that, he's lowering me and his grip actually tightened to keep me safe.
What a nice boy. Wait, it's getting really tight now. I can't breathe. No, I will not stop writing.
I need to tell you what my last breathe feels like, so you can prepare for it when you are old and ugly.
Or when someone finds out how to kill you, that's also possible.
Sasori knocked raccoon boy down and we are making a run for it. He's angry with me
for showing my face so many times. The organization should be a secret, but I'm blowing our cover.
Doesn't he get that that's my thing? I mean, blowing our cover… It's just that simple.
I thought the hired me for just that. I was here to do the marketing right? I've already made posters and everything.
Of course they blow up when you stare too long. That's the point, so they remember us.
They read Akatsuki and then they blow up. It's a perfect strategy.
Well, I guess we are not spending any more time with raccoon boy.
Too bad, I really wanted to see his new eyebrows. (I totally slipped him an eyebrow pencil).
Let's see what the rest of life brings us.
Love, Deidara
Characters Masashi Kishimoto
So, this was the end of Gaara. Well, he didn't die, but you know what I mean... I want to continue with the next one you are all voting for. The one with the most votes is Sasuke, so if you want to change that, vote for someone else. You have until tomorrow! I will make a new poll after that, so you can give a new vote!