A/N: Oh, My Gosh. I would like to give Daniela April Cullen The hugest thank you for these constant reviews and appraises. And of course My Lov-ely Rival, Mrs.EdwardMasenCullen If you haven't started reading "Bite Me!" Go start. Then there is tasha8694 and twilightspoons By the was amazing name. And then kittaykat008 I think I got the last part of your name wrong, sorry I am on a laptop with no internet. If you would like you name posted, Keep reading and Reviewing !!I must admit you guys have been pretty good lately But there is always room for Improvement, And I am More than willing to check out your story and leave a review. See ? That's what Mrs.EdwardMasenCullen Did and Now we are having fun challenging each other back and forth. I'm sure if she were here she would say yes but she's not. Just pretend I have a sock puppet of her. Okay ? Sorry for kind of like Just venting on you like that. You know I love you guys right ?! Important!! Okay I know you might be confused as to if Bella is living with the Cullens or not, If she is Vampish or sans Vampish, She is with the Cullens as of this chapter and Vampiric.
--Under Edward and Bella's Bed A/N:Oooo! It feels so weird saying that!--
Edward: What the Hell are we doing Alice ?
Alice: Electricity is a powerful thing.
Bella: …. No comment
Edward: Bella?
Bella: Pshhh
Alice: Who knew it could electrocute Vampires !
Edward: Oh Em Gee !! Alice You Broke her !
Alice: Well she is Just as, if not more durable than you !
Edward: Jesus !
Bella: --Eyes are all fuzzy—
Edward: Alice !
Alice: Welcome to Taco Bell may I help you ?
Edward: What ?
Bella: Electro Poppin !
Edward: Oh My god, She died and came back as a Gangster !
Alice: Nurr uhh !
Bella: Its just a good song,
Edward: I am So confused. –To you—I Don't blame you if you don't under stand
this chapter, We can go to therapy together.
Bella: Feelin like it's getting hot, Come on baby what you got
Edward: Wow, Bella. In front of Alice. Kinky.
Bella: It's the lyrics.
Alice: HAHAH!! Wait…
--Long silence, Alice BURTS out laughing—
Alice: Turns out I get Satellite on these things!
Bella: What ?
Alice: --Points to Cheetah ears on her head—
Edward: I swear to god those were not there like 30 seconds ago, and she didn't
leave.
Bella: She's a witch!!
Edward: Back to the Insane Asylum for you Missy May.
Alice: No! They make you play Tetris there!
Bella: What the Hell.
Edward: There's no Joke there, Bella. Tetris is a patriot belonging to evil forces.
Bella: --Deranged look—Things will never be the same in foggy forks…
Alice:--Screaming—Oh My god, The Loch Ness Monster Scares the shit out of
me.
Edward: Speaking of Ness. Where the Hell is our daughter?
Bella: Jasper is baby-sitting Her
--Down stairs in the Living Room—
Jasper: So what do you think Nessie?
Nessie:--Puts her hand to Jaspers cheek—
Jasper: I completely Agree, Mr. Potato Head's shorts should belong to the
Outlaw Astronauts.
Nessie:--Puts her hand to Jaspers cheek—
Jasper: Yep, That means he is just under cover on the base of the king Foil
Kingdom.
--Back up in the room—
Edward: I see.
Bella: Edward, You know what I miss about being human?
Edward: DAMMIT!! I knew you would want to change, that's it were changing
You back.
Bella: First Of all, That's not possible, Second of all I miss Eating Beuno Kinder
Chocolate bars. And Third… I haven't thought of a third yet.
Alice: You wear sexy pants.
Bella: Yes that…
Alice: No I meant you.
Bella: Oh well thank you…. Wait !!
Alice: Jay Kay !! Jasper is the only one my eyes fall for.
Bella: Oh… Good.
Alice: But if something happens to Jasper… --Winks and clicks her tongue twice
at Bella --
Bella: Edward Help…
Edward: What Bella…. –In His Head—Holly shit this is getting me hot!
CRASH !!
BOOM!!
--Downstairs, In the same room Renesmee and Jasper are playing the Wall
Crashes in—
Jacob: --In Tighty Whities and a Red cape— WEL--!!
--Someone Pushes him to the ground—
CoolAid Dude: OH YEAH !!
A/N: I know right? Random, Stupid ? Yep. That's how bored I am. Reviews… I love you.