"Welcome back!" Chris turned around to face the two finalists. "Now. Here is the thing. The ex-contestants went for a race at Indy Raceway park. The result…Eva won. Izzy was second. Heather was third, Duncan fourth, and Ezekiel fifth! In order, you two have won…"
An intern came up with the same book Noah had been reading earlier. "Tyler received a book purely on history of the Indianapolis 500!" He pumped his fists into the air, then a confused look overcame his face. "What?"
"Yeah. I'll explain later. But for the final challenge, Noah won a combined total of a 45 second head start!" Noah smirked. "Now, the final challenge, you'll have to build a Indianapolis 500 trophy!"
"WHAT!"
"Yep, for the 94th Indy 500 next year in 2012!" He smiled widely. "That book sure will come in handy. The silver plates contain the faces of all the winners of the Indy 500. Good luck! Your time starts Now Noah!"
Noah dumped the box. He looked up, and Chef pushed up a bare trophy. Apparently, he had to weld the plates with the faces of the winners onto the trophy. The bookworm picked up the blowtorch, and put the first plate on. Dan Wheldon. 2011 and 2005.
45 seconds is a painstakingly long time for anyone. But even more so when a million dollars were at stake. Tyler began pacing, then he looked down at the book, and opened it up. "Of course! Winners! 1961." He opened up to that date. "AJ Foyt. Similarly won the 1964, 19..."
"Tyler! Start now!" The jock excitedly did so. But just as he got started…the one noise that everyone hated started.
"DING DING!"
"I thought you had forgotten!" Tyler screamed.
"Yah. I had, until some fan mail said that it was worth it!"
-Begin tune to Selena Gomez's Round and Round here.-
"WINNING YEAH WINNING!"
"WINNING YEAH WINNING!"
"WINNING, WINNING, WINNING!" Everyone looked over to show the tiger blooded warlock himself, Charlie Sheen standing off to the side.
"I see the money there, and know that it's my lifeline." Noah began.
"A Mansion in Toronto has always been Linds' dream." Tyler adds on.
"She Makes me feel like I'm the one that's crazy."
"It's got my heart racing, the pages, the hands are racing!" They alternate
"Tyler! Please win it for me!" Lindsey calls.
"YOU CAN'T GO ON THAT WAY!" Izzy screams
"I'm pushing hard for wins." Noah continues
"I can't say." Tyler continues similarly
"NOW! We'll be WINNING, WINNING, WINNING!" The Crowd screams
"I'm never going to stop!" Noah states, plastering Sam Hornish's face on the trophy
"WINNING, WINNING, WINNING!" Staind plays
"I'll soon get where I'm going!" Tyler adds on.
"WININNG, WINNING, YEAH WINNING!" Charlie Sheen remarks.
"You wont miss me!"
"I'll be in Mississippi!"
"WINNING, WINNING, WINNING!" The two finalists scream.
"They've pulled me close, and almost knocked me out." Tyler points to Heather
"He only tells lies." Noah points to Alejandro. "And makes girl cry out all their tears. I've pushed my feelings to the side but then she (Izzy) bring them back."
"Linds, Lindsey Bring them back!"
"Now, I'll soon be winning-"
"YEAH! We're cheering for you little buddy!" Owen screams
"Al Unser Jr. won in 92 and 94!" Alejandro screams to Tyler.
"I'll give them a surprise of their life, in College!" Chris chuckles.
"NOW! We'll be WINNING, WINNING, WINNING!" The Crowd screams
"I'm never going to stop!"
"WINNING, WINNING, WINNING!" Staind plays
"I'll soon get where I'm going!"
"WININNG, WINNING, YEAH WINNING!" Charlie Sheen remarks.
"You wont miss me!"
"I'll be in Mississippi!"
"WINNING, WINNING, WINNING!" The two finalists scream.
"Andrretti in '69 or not?"
"IN 2010 Franchiti was staring at the clock."
"Helio will check that fourth win off."
"And Gordon will make Johnson Drop."
"Brad Champion in '11 or not."
"Fuel injectors will soon be hot"
"But We've got to get Total Drama to stop." Gwen remarks.
"Or with embarrassment, one by one we'll drop." Duncan adds on.
"SOON! I'll be wining a case with a million!"
"And sealing away our debts!"
"The fans are eating up this song, let's keep it on!" Chris gives the thumbs up.
"NOW! We'll be WINNING, WINNING, WINNING!" The Crowd screams
"I'm never going to stop!"
"WINNING, WINNING, WINNING!" Staind plays
"I'll soon get where I'm going!"
"WININNG, WINNING, YEAH WINNING!" Charlie Sheen remarks.
"You wont miss me!"
"I'll be in Mississippi!"
"WINNING, WINNING, WINNING!" The two finalists scream.
"NOW! We'll be WINNING, WINNING, WINNING!" The Crowd screams
"I'm never going to stop!"
"WINNING, WINNING, WINNING!" Staind plays
"I'll soon get where I'm going!"
"WININNG, WINNING, YEAH WINNING!" Charlie Sheen remarks.
"You wont miss me!"
"I'll be in Mississippi!"
"WINNING, WINNING, WINNING!" The two finalists scream.
"Oh no, oh no, oh no!"
"Oh no, oh no, oh no!"
-End music-
"DONE!" Noah screams. As he does, the entire crowd goes crazy.
"Great job Noah!" Chris remarks. Noah beams as the host walks over to the trophy. "However. The winning car on the top…It's backwards! It's a defective trophy! Meaning that you've NOT won Total Drama Indianapolis Racing!"
"That's what 'roids does to our brain." Bridgette whispers to Geoff.
"DONE!" Tyler remarks. Chris examines this one thoroughly. And after several nail biting minutes…
"Tyler, has won TOTAL
DRAMA
INDIANAPOLIS
RACING!"
Everyone went crazy then. Charlie Sheen walked over holding the case, and handed it to Tyler. Lindsey, Ezekiel, DJ, Duncan, Heather, Alejandro, Trent, Harold, Gwen, Justin, and even Courtney ran over to see the contents.
Inside the case was a gleaming stack of a million US dollars worth in Gold. Hard Gold bricks No wonder the case was so heavy!
"Congratulations again Tyler, for wining TDIR!" Behind the host, Tyler and Lindsey began a make-out session that looked ot be the most romantic in the history of mankind. "While they make out, IN just a bit, You'll see the start of our next season!"
The screen flashes, and shows Chris McLean in front of an abandoned High School. "Beohld, TOTAL, DRAMA, COLLEGE!"
The TDC logo appears on the screen, and the show ends with the TDC theme song playing.
-Original Total Drama Theme, redone by the Red Jumpsuit Apparatus-
*Music starts in low, then slowly clocks in eerily*
*Drums bang hard*
Parents! I'm Doing Fine!
IN this game of life, Your advice is on my mind!
When you asked me what I wanted to be, I'm telling you, I am now famous!
I'm finally getting closer to the sun
Although the competition's killing my chance to have won!
Everything I'm doing, the obstacles are still in my way!
Yet I've got to get their one day!
Because I shall soon be Famous!
*Rapid Repeated beating in the background*
I Shall soon be famous!
I am Now Famous!
I Shall Soon be Famous!
*Scratchy Demonic voice* I AM NOW FAMOUS! *Rapid drum roll, then sudden beat at the end*
-End Total Drama College Theme-
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The Celebration had died down. Almost everyone had left. But Still standing there was TDIR's second place finish, Noah. He looked at the erred trophy he made. Smirking. Yes. Smirking.
Just then, Izzy motioned for a pickup truck to drive up. Several European people stepped out. "This is next year's Indy 500 trophy?" Noah smirked, and nodded affirmatively.
"You're lucky that you sold it to us." One of them remarked with a heavy Swedish accent. "That'll be 2.5 million."
"The check?" Noah asked, raising his eyebrows. A Frenchmen walked up, handing him the check. "Straight from the Black market. Enjoy your fortune."
"Enjoy your Trophy." Izzy wrapped her arms around Noah from behind, grinning maliciously from ear to ear.
As it was loaded up and drove away, Noah looked at Izzy, both smiling like Alejandro or Heather would have. "We cheated them off!" And with that, both started laughing uncontrollably. It was a good ending for not only Tyler and Lindsey, but for Noah and Izzy also.