JESUS CHRIST! Trump wins and the whole world acts as if Adolf Hitler came back from the dead! I swear, liberals are unbelievable. This chapter is dedicated to every LGBTQ+ person whole didn't see Trump's post-election 60 minutes interview on CBS about how he said he would NOT overturn same sex marriage in the supreme court.

Peridot's Two Years

by dnfoksvokdfmb;

Peridot was on a losing streak. Ever since being elected Mayor and getting two of the next four years, her approval rating was unbelievably low. 11% was NOTHING to be proud about, and there were days that she even thought of stepping down. And the worst part was that building the wall was taking WAY too long. And it was really costing the town, too. The debt had gone way up, and her approval rating, that was already low, seemed to dip even further.

But the worst part was that people were making up false lies about her. Black people were thinking she would deport them from the town and send them back to Africa, and Gay people thought that she was going to get rid of their right to marry the same sex. All this, when she had never said any of that. Clearly, some of the town was just ignorant and stupid. But that was nothing to comfort Peridot in anyway, shape, or form. They might have been stupid, but she needed to appeal to more people for a re-election, so she decided to employ beach people to help build the wall on the beach.

Then, that had some more problems to go with it.

Females were complaining because of the fact that they weren't getting payed MORE than the other people. The SJWs wouldn't stop protesting about the immigrant gems that were OBVIOUSLY destroying beach city when they came in and only had plans to destroy the planet through the cluster.

Peridot realized that this was just too much. She would have to do something to end the drama and settle things once and for all. She made a special announcement.

"Everyone in Beach City, QUIT CRYING. THOSE OF YOU THAT ARE HATING ME FOR FALSE REASONS ARE RETARDS! I WANT TO PROTECT THIS TOWN FROM INVASION, AND YOU WON'T STOP THINKING I'M GOING TO GO SOCIAL! SHUT UP AND LET ME SAVE YOUR ASSSES!"

The whole town shut up after that, and let her build the wall peacefully. No blacks were deported, and gay marriage was not overturned. Everyone realized how stupid they had been during the entire Peridot campaign, and voted for her re-election.

THE END.

Too bad that in America, most Hillary Supporters had their heads sewn to their assholes. For the last time, Donald Trump is not going to overturn gay marriage. He is not going to deport black people to Africa. Every person who says that is a retard. And for Christ sake, THE ONLY THING LIBERALS ARE DOING BY PROTESTING TRUMP'S FAIR VICTORY IN THE STREETS IS PRODUCING SWEAT!

Anyways, stay tuned for the next chapter.