Title: Kill

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Do not kill your coworker. Do not kill your coworker. Do not kill your coworker.

These words became a constant mantra of Ziva's during the past few days. The way the team had been acting was giving her a mind-numbing headache

Surprisingly, it wasn't even Tony's fault, at least not directly.

Because Tony couldn't control the fact that McGee was hiding in Abby's lab. Or that Jenny had decided to barricade herself in MTAC while making it so that only those with director security clearance could enter. Nor could she blame him that Gibbs already had twice as much coffee in three days that he usually had in a week. With that much caffeine in his system no one was brave enough to approach him... even when they had good news.

So until Tony got back from vacation, Ziva had to remind herself why it would be a bad idea to kill him. Because if she did she would have to deal with this all year round.