Hermione came on stage next. She did a rousing speech about how wrong rape was. It was very moving and it made everyone smart see how bad sexism was. That sexist idiot Ron Raper buzzed her right away because he liked rape. After all, he had made his name Ron RAPER.
When Hermione ended the speech, almost everyone in the audience rose as one and clapped epically. I saw some of the sexist boys who had cheered Pansy were now clapping. Hermione had made them see the error of their ways. However, the dumber sexist boys were still sitting and talking to themselves about how much they'd like to rape Hermione. I shook my head, knowing we still had a long way to go.
"THAT WAS THE BEST ACT OF THE NIGHT!" yelled Draco and the crowd cheered amazingly behind him after he said it.
"I like vanilla ice cream," said Luna dazedly. "It's better than chocolate and strawberry, I think."
"Why do you have to shove your radical agenda down our throats?" Ron Raper asked Hermione evilly. "We men should have the right to rape whoever we want because some girls are just too hot to not rape. Hot girls also shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes."
Most of the audience booed, but the boys who were still sexist made their cheers heard. I couldn't believe anyone agreed with Ron Raper's radical views on women!
We saw more acts, but none were as good as Hermione's. Daphne Greengrass danced the bolero on a balance beam. Cho Chang cried for ten whole minutes, creating a small flood. Neville Longbottom spilled things. Ron Raper buzzed them all.
After that we went back to the castle. We would find out the results tomorrow. I hoped Hermione had converted enough sexist boys that that ugly slut Pansy wouldn't win!