WARNING: This is not a real chapter, it is a cleverly disguised excuse for absence.

Disclaimer: Dont own. Dont sue. Thanks.


Once again dogdemoninuyashaandkagome has disappeared into the great unknown. And so, I have been requested to leave you all with a little explanation as to why.

Somewhere in the fanfic universe, dogdemoninuyashaandkagome lay, once again, bound and gagged by furious fan girls- of the very disturbed variety- who demanded that she write in Jaken the imp.

The distressed authoresses eyes grew very wide at the suggestion and she had to question- yet again- the state of her captor's collective mind. Why would any one want her to write Jaken into one of her fic's as a reoccurring character? They must be insane.

It was with that thought that she drifted once more back into unconsciousness, as one particularly zealous girl hit her over the back of the head with what seemed to be a medium sized tree branch.

As for when and if the authoress type person manages to escape once again, well we'll just have to wait and see.