EPISODE 38
'Helloooo!' Rukia yells in her little cell.
'Helloooo! Helloooo! Helloooo!' it echoes back.
'Rukia, knock it off! We have work to do!' Urahara scolds. Rukia scowls.
'Urahara is a dickhead! Dickhead! Dickhead! Dickhead!'
Urahara turns around. Rukia is whistling innocently while rocking back and forth on her heels.
'Very funny,' he mutters.
'I'm not afraid of him!' Ichigo yells angrily and stops running. The wall opposite breaks and in comes Kenpachi.
Ichigo runs off in the other direction screaming like a little girl. Kenpachi scratches his head.
'I don't remember that in the script,' he mutters.
Urahara smacks his forehead. It was going to take forever to get Ichigo out of the broom closet. AGAIN.
*Number One by Hazel Fernandes*
Ichigo cuts Kenpachi.
'Oh yeah! Uh-huh! That's my jam!' Ichigo sings as he shuffles across the set.
'CUTT! Can someone stop Ichigo before he embarrasses me?' Urahara groans.
'So I say that I hate to join fights yet I'm the bad guy in the end?' Tosen says incredulously. Urahara nods. Tosen throws his hands in the air. 'It's because I'm black, isn't it?'
'He wears an eye-patch, has bells, and hasn't released his sword's true power because he doesn't want to kill his opponent?' Ichigo says in bewilderment. 'What was the inspiration? Godzilla?'
'Worse. My wife,' Urahara mutters.
BONUS: ENDING CREDITS- Houkiboshi by Younha
Everyone is staring at the lovely view of the Seireitei. Then…
'ACHOO!' Orihime sneezes ad set collapses.
'ORIHIME!' everyone yells.
'Wait, how come you're always sneezing?' Uryu asks out of curiosity.
'I think I'm allergic to Ichigo's shampoo,' Orihime sniffles.
'ICHIGO!' everyone yells.
'Whaaaat? Now it's my fault?'
Rukia stand behind the long black tendrils. She wrinkles her nose.
'Why does this feel like I'm in a tentacle porno?' she mutters.
'Oh, Kiyone!' Sentaro sighs dreamily and cuddles up to her.
'Oh, Sentaro!' Kiyone swoons.
'Aren't they supposed to hate each other?' Rukia mutters.
'They're actually a couple in reality,' Urahara explains.
'Huh! Who woulda known!'
Yes, who woulda? ;)
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