Vampires?

This is just a small one-shot I wrote after seeing an amusing review from xXToxicWolfXx;

XxToxicWolfXx - Stupid idea but what do you think would happen if on one eve of a full moon Mike comes into work and Chica and Mike are in the kitchen the boys (freddy foxy Bonnie Goldie and spring) turn into vampires how would Chica and Mike deal with the situation?

I literally died of laughter, but then I thought. Why don't make a one-shot about it? Though I didn't include Springtrap and Golden Freddy, because I didn't know how they'd fit in, sorry.

Also, I thought I'd answer a few reviews, just so you guys know that I'm here.

Dodobird15 – I might do a Mike/Jeremy one-shot. But I will NEVER do a one-shot to do with Purple guy, shipping or lemon. I won't do a second Mike/Jeremy lemon, because I'm awful at it.

FNAF FAN 65749 – I know! It's insane! Thanks so much for all the ideas and help, I'll see what I can do with your idea!

Alexis – Thanks so much!

Alright, now let's get to this weird one-shot.

The full moon was at it's highest point in the sky as Mike entered the pizzeria. He walked around the pizzeria, eventually entering the kitchen. He saw Chica cooking some pizza and smiled at her.

"Hey Chica!" He exclaimed. Chica turned around and gave him a warm smile.

"Hai~!" She shouted. Mike approached her and tapped her shoulder.

"Where are the others?" Mike asked.

"Not sure." Chica answered. Mike walked over to the door and peered into the main area. He saw Bonnie playing his guitar on stage with Freddy. Bonnie turned to Mike and flashed him a smile, but Mike noticed that Bonnie had grown fangs!

Mike jumped back and shut the kitchen door, "What the hell…?"

"What's the matter?" Chica asked.

"Dude, I think Bonnie is a vampire." Mike explained.

Chica laughed and went back to cooking, "You're such an idiot Mike."

Mike peered out of the door and back to the stage, he saw Bonnie holding Freddy, and sinking his fangs into Freddy's neck.

"That fuck is going on!?" Mike exclaimed.

Chica slapped Mike across the face with a slice of pizza, "Language!" Chica looked outside and saw Bonnie, Freddy and Foxy standing in the main area, with completely pale faces.

"Holy shit..." She muttered.

"Hey!" Mike shouted at Chica. Chica shut the door and stepped back from it.

"Get ready..." She said. Mike watched Chica run over to the kitchen counter. He peeked through a crack in the door. He was suddenly pushed out of the way by Chica, who had dressed herself in a completely black suit, with a black bandana wrapped around her head. She was holding a box of pizza in her hand and she grinned at Mike.

"I told ya to get ready!" She shouted, kicking the door down. She saw Foxy, Bonnie and Freddy still standing in the same place. Chica ran outside and opened the pizza box.

Mike watched her as she threw a few pizza slices at the males. Mike expected them to just slap against them, but the pizza slices seemed to be as sharp as anything, as the corners of them sliced into Foxy's chest.

"Oh my god..." Mike covered his mouth, he was both happy, and sad at the same time. He'd really liked Foxy...maybe more-

"Gah, fuck feelings! They're vampries, who cares anymore!?" He thought to himself, laughing. Foxy fell to the ground with a thud, blood seeping out of the fox's chest as he laid dead.

Bonnie and Freddy stared at Chica for a few seconds. The chicken didn't hesitate, she made a sound which sounded like a; 'BUCKAWH!' Before jumping over a table and throwing three pizza slices in Bonnie's direction. He ran towards Chica, but we quickly halted when a slice of pizza decapitated his head from his body.

"Suck on that, bitch!" Chica laughed. Freddy growled at the chicken and ran to her, Chica didn't have enough time to think. Freddy tackled her off the table and onto the ground. They fought for a few brief seconds before Mike smashed Freddy across the face with a plank of wood.

Chica panted and watched Freddy's body tumble onto the ground beside her. She jumped up and looked at Freddy's lifeless body, "We did it." She said.

"Yeah...we did." Mike panted.

"Great! Now let's fuck!" Chica shouted, with a grin.

"Yeah!" Mike exclaimed. Chica tackled Mike onto the ground.

Wait wait wait wait wait. What am I writing? I don't even know...I just...goddamn it.

Let's just end this on a good note and say that- Oh wait. Yeah. Expect a decrease in updates. Our car was taken away from us. Yeah, OUR CAR! So that means I have less time to do, as I gotta walk everywhere. -sigh- Goddamn it.

Anyway...keep asking for stuff, but gimme time. Peace!

- RSM