34. Road Rage-Asanoya

Warning: OOC triggers

Noya was riding shotgun next to Asahi. They had been accepted into the same college, and he wanted Asahi to tour the campus with him.

The man didn't want to because he had 'homework', but the libero wouldn't hear of it, so he agreed.

Noya was bouncing around in his seat. He hadn't been at the campus, too busy having the farewell ceremony with Tanaka. Tears were in his eyes as he thought about the touching goodbye. But he turned his thoughts to the man next to him. Asahi had became more confident. He sat straighter, at least. Maybe Asahi had changed. Had he?

Also, he'd never heard him cuss before. At Karasuno, he used words like 'my goodness' and weak words like that.

Before they had gotten in the car, Noya heard him say 'frick.' This is good development, he thought.

A few months of college later, Noya was still having a blast. College work was still piling up, but he was happy. His best bro was actually here too, and they hung out everyday. They went back to Karasuno every two weeks to check with their kouhais.

"No way!"

"I know right! Asahi actually says words like darn! Or frick!"

"Damn." He stuffed his hands into his jacket.

Wisps of his breath escaped his mouth like a dragon. "Do you think he gets road rage?"

A familiar plotting smile appeared on the two's face. "Let's find out."

They 'kidnapped,' as Asahi said, him into his car. "Please, we need to get supplies for this project."

"But-"

"Nope, let's go!"

Asahi was driving. Naturally, the two geniuses picked the high time of traffic. Snickering to themselves, Asahi had no idea Tanaka had set up a camera behind them. Suddenly, the car stopped as another swerved in front of them.

"THAT BASTARD." (E/N not even joking my grandma does this and flips off other people all the time and listens to metal. But she makes stained glass soooo)

Noya thought he'd stopped breathing. What the hell just happened? Both of their faces had slipped into their Buddha mode.

.

He heard Tanaka whisper, "Holy shit."

All was still for five minutes straight. He didn't know either. But when they got out of the car, they gave Asahi a mystical bow and a high-five, and stumbled away to find non-existent supplies on weak knees.