Disclaimer: So, me and Kishimoto were arguing over who got to own Naruto, and we decided to flip a coin.

I shouldn't have let him make the call, I STILL say he cheated...-grumble-

Science Experiment

Naruto tossed the items off the balcony. "That was a tomato and a water balloon. The question is, 'which one hits ground first?'"

Kenichi looked at his dad quizzically. "Um, shouldn't you watch them to find out?"

Laughing, Naruto walked into the office. "I already know what moves faster, it's…."

"An idiot Hokage."

Wincing, Naruto turned around... maybe he should've watched where they landed. "Hi Sakura-chan! Did I ever mention tomato looks good on you?"

POW! Kenichi sweatdropped as his father crashed into the wall.

Brushing her hands off, Sakura smiled sweetly at her son. "So, any questions?"

"N-no ma'am!"


A/N: Maybe you'll vaguely remember Kenichi from 'V is for Vibrant.'
Edit (x3): Happy 'Quite a Few Days After Thanksgiving!' : Because that line wouldn't leave me alone, I had to redo it... again. Last time, I think. I hope.