Okay, so here's the next installment of Notes! I have a million other things on the computer to do, but I know that if I don't type this up now, it's just going to mean that the chapters will build and build and build and build like they did the first time, so I'd best get typing!

Chapter 36

Science

So......uh.......Rhys is.....attracting.....sales people.

...please elaborate...

They keep showing up at the door....and they never used to.

Weird...how did I not notice that?

You were gone?

Oh...right...with Jake...-grinning- I didn't realize this had only started happening in the past couple days.

Yeah. -grins- But we set up an electric fence. Anything human other than Charlie gets zapped.

Wow. Nice. I guess that's one way of dealing with the situation...

Yeah. Rhys can now eat an entire deer in one sitting. Bones and all.

...Um...I don't know how to respond to that...

It's pretty fun to watch.

...My two-week old son is already big enough to catch and eat a whole deer. All you have to say about that is that it's fun to watch. I think I'm going into shock.

What? It is pretty cool.

...So, I take it he's growing faster than I did?

Yeah. He's somewhere around 7 now. In a week or two he'll be 18 and stop growing, according to Carlisle.

Wow. So what took me seven years to do will only take Rhys four weeks. Well, I guess that's what happens when two people who grow/grew fast have a kid.

Yep. He has interesting thoughts, too.

...interesting how?

Just interesting.

-sigh- You'd tell me if he was thinking something I'd need to know, right?

Yes....

Hey, if he's going to be fully grown in 2 weeks, are we going to bring him to school?

Yes.

And what will that story be? I mean, according to public belief, I'm Mom's biological sister, and also your cousin. What will Rhys be?

MY FATHER!!! No...um.....he's Alice's long lost brother?

But he doesn't look anything like her. I don't think that would really work.

??? Then what?

I don't know...mine and Mom's 3rd cousin twice removed?

LOLZ. YES.

I guess it works. He does look quite a lot like Mom. Well, a male version of her human self.

Oh my.

Well...he's got the brown hair and eyes...though he is slightly tan rather than pasty pale...maybe he can be from Phoenix or something...

Oh. My.

Oh, shut up.

And if I don't want to?

Then I'll think non-stop about what Jake and I were up to this weekend.

Then I won't tell you what Rhys was thinking to make me say "Oh my".

Oh. That's what you were saying "Oh my" to. What was he thinking? Or do I want to know?

His growth is....more....than Carlisle anticipated. He'll be full grown by the end of this week.

And...what was he thinking?

That's it.

Oh. -sigh- My son's going to be a year older than me at the end of this week...

And he is going to go through the entirety of puberty in one day. Oh joy......

Let's not let him out of the house that day...

Let's hope he doesn't try to hit on anybody.

You know...we don't know if he's going to end up straight or not...

A gay....whatever species he is? Possibly.....

It would be...different...

He would be accepted. No matter what.

By us, yes. But what about the rest of the world?

Well.......he doesn't have to be open...besides, we can't ask him until, like, Thursday anyways. By then he'll be old enough.

True, true. But would he tell us if he was?

Well, he can't hide it from me. Or Alice.

Yeah, I guess you're right.

DUH. OF COURSE I'M RIGHT.

Wow, you're not egotistical. -sarcasm-

ME!

My point, exactly.

I try.

And fail.

Awwww. -hurt-

You know I'm joking. I still find it hard to believe that Rhys will be full grow by the end of this week...just in time for Easter! OOOOH! What are we doing for Easter?!?! -is excited-

Hiding 40,000 eggs all over our property.

Sweet! Just make sure you don't grab them all, being the fastest and everything.

No, I'll just read their minds.

No cheating! Mom can shield you.

-le gasp- She wouldn't!

Sure she would. You doubt it?

Not if I bribed her.....-yummy-

I'm sure Grandma Esme will get her to shield you all the same. -not picking up on the innuendo-

-sigh- Not if I promised Bella sex.

OH! Oh...oh...OH..

We probably wouldn't make it to the bed either.

AHHHHH...O_o.........NOOOOOOESSS!

ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL

-faints-

Huh. Damn.

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Yes, you guessed it; Rhys will be in the RP next week. Okay...REVIEW! Or else I don't post today's chapter until next Tuesday. Thanks for reading!