The last chapter of Lovely Diary - OMG I'M FINALLY FINISHED WITH ALL THE DIARIES!

Hrm, hrm...

Anyway, this chapter was supposed to focus on Allen's pregnancy but I kind of failed and as such this part 2 is more about them finding out about it. So no real M-preg sorry!

Enjoy!

22/2 – 189X

Unexpected Surprise – part 2.

When Allen and Kanda got back to headquarters they were greeted by a very happy Lavi. The first thing he did was to glomp Allen.

During most days Allen would comply and just stand there, letting Lavi do what he wanted, but not this time. Allen felt nausea build up inside and he practically threw Lavi away and then he ran to the nearest toilet.

The two older men stared at the dust left behind by their friend/lover until Lavi proceeded to glomp Kanda.

"Yuuuuuu-chaaan! I've missed Yuuu! What's wrong with Beansprout-chan?"

"Get the fuck away from me, you stupid rabbit!" Kanda went to punch Lavi but the red-head managed to slink away unharmed.

"Aaw, is that a way to treat a friend?" Kanda just walked away without answering. Lavi pursed his lips and then he went after the Japanese.

"But seriously, what happened to Allen? Did he get sick during your mission?" Lavi asked, his tone gave no hint that he, just moments ago, had been a glomping, happy rabbit with a death wish. Kanda shrugged and stopped outside of the bathroom Allen had run into.

The retching noise coming from inside made Lavi feel sick. But it didn't take long before they heard water running and a toilet flushing, and a few moments later Allen walked out of the bathroom – looking completely fine; except he was a bit pale. Allen stopped when he saw the two standing before him, he had a confused look on his face – giving Kanda a hard time stopping the sudden urge to whisk him away...

"What are you doing here?" Allen asked, having Kanda stop on his trip to sexy fantasy-land, but it was Lavi who answered:

"We were worried about you! Running off like that. Are you sick? Should big brother Lavi carry you to the nurse?" Allen sighed and then he said:

"You didn't have to wait for me. And no, I'm not sick – I must have eaten something bad. I don't feel sick."

"You've said that five times already, you think I'll believe it now, Beansprout? What the fuck's wrong with you?" Kanda pushed Allen so his back was against the wall, his face inches away from his lover, eyes locked, hands going down... down... down...

"As much as I'm happy for you guys being together and all that, could you please stop molesting each other in public?" Lavi said, Kanda glared back at him.

"Shut your trap, rabbit, before I cut your tongue off!" Lavi immediately closed his mouth. Kanda turned back to his blushing lover who said in a placating tone:

"If you're that worried about me, we could go to Komui and see if he knows what it is...?" Kanda snarled at the lost opportunity but let go of the shorter man.

...

"You throw up but don't feel sick? You're 'craving' for certain foods but then reject them? Mood-swings?"

"I haven't had any mood-swings..." Allen said slowly, hesitantly. Komui nodded absentmindedly and then he said:

"Yet to get to that stage then..." Komui wrote something down in his notebook.

"What 'stage'?" Allen asked.

"What the fuck are you on about, idiot?" Kanda asked, annoyance clearly in his voice and expression. Komui looked up at the three exorcists in front of him, surprise on his face.

"Isn't it obvious?" Allen's pregnant."

The silence stretched for several seconds. And then some more. And some more. Until:

"You've got to be kidding me, Komui!" Allen exclaimed and laughed nervously, "There's no way..."

"I see no problem..." but Kanda interrupted him.

"He's a fucking man! That's the problem!" Kanda was glaring at Komui, Allen was staring numbly into space and Lavi...

"Can I be its God Father?" He asked, turning to Allen in excitement. Everyone stopped what they were doing, Kanda stopped swearing and arguing with Komui who had raised an eyebrow at the sudden outburst. Allen stared at Lavi, eyes widened, his lips slightly parted. And just when Kanda opened his mouth to say how ridiculous that was when Allen can't even be pregnant, Allen said:

"I'd love you to!" And a large smile erupted on his face, Lavi squealed with happiness and glomped him. Kanda face-palmed and then slowly let his hand fall down to his side – very close to Mugen's handle.

He gave Lavi his most murderous glare and when Komui cleared his throat the glare settled on him. Komui didn't care; instead he clasped his hands and said:

"Great! Let's tell everyone this glorious news! Everyone will be so happy for you!" Komui took Allen's hands and pulled him up into a bear hug – while Kanda was spluttering nonsense angrily. Lavi turned to him.

"Do you want to say something, Yuu?"

"He must be so happy he can't speak!" Komui exclaimed.

"But of course! He's after all the baby-daddy... wait... what does that make Allen-chan?" Lavi asked and turned back to look at Allen who was currently getting squished by a very happy Komui.

"Mum?" He suggested, Lavi shook his head.

"He's not a woman so he can't be a mum", Lavi explained.

"But he's pregnant – just like a woman..." Lavi interrupted Komui's protest.

"What about 'mather', you know a collocation of 'mother' and 'father'?" Komui nodded while considering it – still holding Allen tightly to his chest.

"Ah... I've a suggestion!" Allen said while trying to get out of Komui's grip; but he failed.

"And what would that be o' great 'mather'?" Lavi asked and raised an eyebrow, "Surely it can't be better than my suggestion?" Allen finally got loose from the suffocating hug, he took a deep breath and then he said:

"How about I'm 'daddy' and Kanda is 'father'? Lavi thought about it for a second – like the genius he is.

"Why?" He then asked, Allen blinked.

"Why?" Uhm... it's because... uhm, well..." Allen took a few steps back so he got closer to Kanda. When he was standing right before his lover Kanda stretched out his arms and put them protectively around Allen's waist. Allen looked back at Kanda and then he put his gloved hands on Kanda's.

Lavi and Komui were patiently waiting for Allen's explanation.

"Well, first off: we're both men and... and 'daddy' is... you know, much softer than 'father' – which is kinda hard, like Kanda... and... and, uhm..." Allen pressed his back to Kanda's front for every word he said, Komui and Lavi were staring at him as if he was talking gibberish. "Yeah... KANDA LET'S RUN!" And Allen grabbed Kanda's hand and ran out of the office. Lavi and Komui just stared after them. Then they looked at each other and Lavi said:

"We haven't even discussed the baby's name yet..."

...

NOOOOOOO

No more pages! I really wanted to continue writing it too...

End of Lovely Diary.

I don't really like this chapter for some reason... though I guess it's because one can really see that I've lost my interest in this fic.

Anyway, there's still two chapters left! The two one-shot chapters: Komui read all diaries, and Komui kill Lavi chapters.

At the 10th of June I will put up the last chapter of Dear Diary as well as put up the first chapter of "As Love Grows" - yes that one won, I've counted the votes at least twice and that one always came first. "Hate, Set Aside" came shortly after and the berserk-fic came third.

A short question: Do you want me to put the last two chapters into one slightly bigger and put up on friday or do you want two separate chapters? (Komui read diaries will in that case be put up tonight, as in tonight in Sweden, or tomorrow after my graduation party)