Crazy trouble with love part 5
Barbarian King and Archer Queen
Series: Clash of Clans
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"Yes, we won!" Shouted a Barbarian as he and his comrades stood in the ruins of a village they just destroyed.
"That was easier then I thought, this village was apparently not guarded well." Remarked another as one of the others was walking by and got flung up due to a Spring trap. "Another glorious day and another glorious bundle of gold and elixir!"
"Yes, now there is only one thing to do." Another said as the others looked at him. "Celebrate!"
"Hooray!" They cheered while they headed on back to their own village with any remaining troops. Once they arrived they walked towards their campfire that was next to their king.
"Welcome back my men, I take it the attack went alright?"
"Yes sire, we burned the village to the ground, and we got a lot of loot!" Smiled one while a Dragon flew by dragging the loot.
"Excellent! I wish I had been there to help, but I had to wait here to recover my health from the last battle."
"We understand Sire, but at least you're healthy now, right?" One of them asked as he stared at the roasting cow.
"Yes, although I might have been better if SOMEONE wasn't bugging me!" He called out.
"Oh stow it you buffoon!" Called a female voice back.
"Sire, what was that, who is bugging you, want us to take care of them?" One of the Barbarians asked curiously.
"Just the new Archer Queen that moved in. I swear she's nothing but an eyesore." He frowned crossing his arms. "Think's she's so cool with that fancy crossbow of hers. Well nothing can beat my powerful sword!"
"I heard that!" She called back. "And at least I can fight from a safe distance! You're basically asking to be beaten!"
"At least I'm not a sissy who's afraid to fight up close you coward!" He called back at her.
Over with said queen she fumed with some of the Archers near her. "Oooh! That ignorant blowhard! Who does he think he is?"
"The king of the Barbarians? Plus he's also a higher level then you are." One of the Archers said.
"So? I could take him down easy and he wouldn't see it. My arrows are far better than just some heavy sword to carry around."
"True, but he does have more health and he might be able to take you out before you kill him, want us to pepper him with arrows?" One of the Archers asked as she notched an arrow and aimed it at him.
"No!" She quickly said in concern before covering her mouth and cleared her throat. "I mean, no. Starting a fight with him would be pointless, especially since it's obvious I would be the victor. We'll leave him be to let him stay in his fantasy world."
"You sure? I could just hit him in the helmet, it wouldn't hurt him." The Archer asked in confusion.
"I said no and meant it." She replied in a firm tone.
"Ok, ok, if you say so." She said as she lowered her bow. 'Why was she so against me firing at him after she just complained about him?'
The Barbarian King huffed and sat down on his platform.
"Would you like us to charge at her and show her the strength of the Barbarians?" Asked one of them holding up his sword.
"No, we shall not, besides, she knows we are better, so don't attack her." He said quickly, confusing the Barbarians. "For now, we celebrate for the victory by ourselves."
"You sure? It wouldn't take long and we promise not to kill anyone." One of them said as he held his sword.
"I said no!" He snapped before walking away to the town hall.
"What was that all about?" One of them said as they watched their king enter the town hall before spotting the Archer queen get up and go to the town hall as well. "I don't get why he seems to hate her so much, she doesn't seem so bad."
"Well, she seems to hate him too, she shouts at him just as much as he does." The other said before spotting an Archer walking towards them.
"Hey, we wanna talk to you two." She spoke with her friend beside her.
"Ok, what is it?" One of them asked curiously.
"It seems like our queen has a big hatred for your king, but she hasn't even been here for a week and we wanted to know if you two have heard what he thinks about her."
"I dunno, he seems to hate her, but gets mad whenever we offer to go over an attack you guys." The second Barbarian said.
"Same with us." spoke the other Archer. "I mean it's like they both dislike each other, but don't want to fight, even though there's literally nothing stopping them. Maybe they don't want to be vulnerable in case of an attack."
"Yeah, though they keep arguing like an old married couple, maybe they have a history?" One of them said curiously.
"Hmmm, I have heard often that people who fight a lot tend to be hiding something."
"Yeah, and they go to the town hall a lot at the same time too."
"Maybe they secretly like each other." Chucked one of the Barbarians.
"Wait, that might be it!" One of the Archer's said as her eyes bulged out.
"What?" The Barbarian said in confusion.
"Think about it, they fight and look at each other a lot but get mad if we offer to harm them, they go to the town hall at the same time, they must have crushes on each other!"
"Could it really be that simple? Cause if that's true why don't they tell each other?" Asked the other Archer.
"Simple, they're too proud to admit it, they don't want to look weak in front of us or something probably." She said with a shrug.
"Well what should we do? Sit back and let them figure it out?" Asked one of the Barbarians.
"Nah, the king's to stubborn to ever admit his feeling to her, and I'm guessing the queen's the same?" The other Barbarian asked curiously.
"Big time. But...what if we helped?" Smirked the Archer. "If we can get them in the right position to come clean, maybe then we won't have to listen to them fight all the time."
"Yeah...yeah, I like it! But how are we gonna do it?" The Barbarian asked curiously.
"We need a reason for them to be alone and have no choice but to talk to each other."
"I have an idea! What if we moved their pads to the corner of the village and made a wall around them?" A Barbarian said with a grin.
"Perfect! But it'll have to be while they're asleep."
"Agreed, let's meet here once both of them is asleep." The Archer said with a smile.
(Later)
"Ok, they're asleep, so how are we gonna get them to the corner without waking them?" Asked the Archer as they stared at the giant king who was sleeping on his stone pad.
"Got that covered." She shot an arrow in the sky before a few dragons flew over with rope. "You guys, drag him over to the corner of the village and you can get an extra portion of hog."
The dragons nodded as they flew down and wrapped the bottom of the slab with rope and then began to fly up as the slab began to rise into the air.
The king snored while not stirring as they carried him as we cut to the Barbarians with the queen.
"Ok, so how we do this?" One of them asked curiously.
"Easy, grab a corner and pull." Said one of the barbarians.
"Works for me." He replied before they moved over and tried pulling, but it didn't budge an inch. "On second thought, this isn't gonna work for me."
"Hmmm, I have a second idea, go get some Hog Riders to pull this thing." He said as the others nodded.
Later a group of the riders dragged the platform with the pigs grunting while some Builders were finishing the walled area.
"Perfect, just perfect, you will get your gold in the morning." Said an Archer with a grin as the Archer Queen was placed next to the king. They and the Barbarians rushed off while the wall moved into place.
(Morning)
The sun began to rise over the rustic village as it hit the faces of two giant warriors. They groaned and slowly sat up on their slabs and noted someone next to them.
"Huh? What the- YOU!" They shouted as they looked at each other in shock.
"What are you doing near my podium?!" Asked the Barbarian King with a frown.
"Me? What are you doing sleeping next to my podium?" She asked with a frown as she looked around. "And what's with the wall?"
He turned and saw they were fenced off at the corner of the village. "What in the...this is obvious someone's idea of a prank, well I'm not laughing!"
"Me either, and it looks like there's five layers of walls, we can't jump over it!" She said with a scowl.
"Then we shall cut through it." He said as he brought out his sword.
"No, it's our walls so we can't just cut them, we'll get in trouble." She spoke up with a sigh. "Perhaps we can summon our soldiers and they can help us."
"Huh, that's actually a good idea. Hey! Men, get over here!" He shouted over the wall.
"Sounds like they're awake." Whispered one of the Barbarians to the others.
"Yes, and remember not to respond to them no matter what." Whispered back one of the Archers.
"Pretend we're busy." Remarked the other Archer while they overheard their queen start yelling too.
"Girls, shoot us a rope, I don't want to be stuck here with this idiot!" She called.
"Hurry men before this fool drives me insane!" He called out.
"Who are you calling a fool you neanderthal?!" She shouted at him with a frown.
"You! Apparently you're deaf too if you can't hear me right beside you!"
"Shut up you roid raging bastard, I can hear just fine!"
"Roid?! I'll have you know this is natural! I dare you to feel and see that you are clearly wrong!"
"Oh yeah? Well I think I just will!" She said as she reached out and put her hands on his arm and chest. She moved them around and lost her frown. "Wow, they do feel pretty firm."
"Yeah, they are." He said as he lost his frown as well.
They were silent for a minute or two before she blushed and brought her hands away from his chest and arm.
"Um….so….should we see if we can climb over the walls together?" He asked with a small blush.
"Um, yeah, sure." She said as they approached one side of the wall. "Can you lift me up?"
"Sure." He said as he grabbed her by her waist and lifted her up. He lifted her up as high as he could while she grabbed part of the wall. "Got it?"
"Yes, I think I got it." She said as she tried to pull herself up. But it was too high and she slipped, falling on top of the king. They were both sent to the ground in a groaning pile.''It's too high up, I can't get out." She groaned as she lied on top of him.
"So we're stuck." he sighed before noticing their position and blushed. "Y-you can get off now, if you want."
She jumped off with her own blush and looked away. "S-Sorry."
"I-it's ok, you just fell on me, no harm done." He said as he looked away.
"Sooooo, how long do you think it'll take before they rescue us?"
"Well, that's hard to say, it could be an hour, a day, a week, it's been awhile since either of us or anything was moved or built, plus we've only been going on raid every week or so, so we could be here awhile." He said with a shrug.
"Ugh, this sucks." She leaned against it with her arms crossed. 'And why did I have to get stuck with him?'
"Agreed." He said as he leaned against the opposite wall. 'And why with her, out of everyone why her?'
She looked over his form and felt her face heat up seeing his toned and tough stature with a regal expression.'Oh god, why did it have to be him?' She thought as she looked away before he saw her looking.
As she looked away he began to look her over, staring at her long soft purple hair, her green dress that hugged her curves in all the right places, how her face looked so elegant, and how her body practically screamed beauty and grace. 'Of all the females I've seen since being made, none can match up to her.' He thought as his face heated up and he turned away before she could see.
It was silent while they contemplated staying that way. They stayed that way for about half an hour before the Barbarian king cleared his throat. "So….how do you enjoy living in the village?"
"It's nice, very cozy with plenty of cannons so it doesn't feel like it's just me guarding it." She said with a small smile.
"Yeah, it's a great village, I'm glad you like it." He said with a small smile. "If you stick around you'll probably get to around my level."
"I can't wait, and then I'll show you that the bow is better than the sword." She said with a grin.
"Ha! Nothing beats a sword, especially mine."
"Ha, you must be joking, I'm invincible when I have my bow." She said arrogantly.
"Yeah right, without that bow I bet you're useless." He said with a grin.
"Care to put your gold where your mouth is?"
"Sure, you and me, right here, right now, no swords, no bows, just bare hands." He said as he stuck his sword into the ground.
"You're on." She set her crossbow aside and held her fists up.
"Great, you ready?" He asked as he held his fists up as well.
"Ladies first." She smirked.
"There aren't any ladies in here that I can see." He replied with a grin.
She frowned before taking a swing at his face. He easily dodged it and tried to punch her in the stomach. She jumped to the side and this time landed a punch to his side. He stumbled back a bit before turning to her.
"Not bad, but I've felt worse." He said before rushing at her and pinning her to the wall. "Ha! Try and break away from this."
"No fair, let go!" She said as she tried to break free.
"Not happening." He said with a grin. "Now say that I am superior!"
"Not in your lifetime." She growled as she tried to get free again.
"Come on, say it! You're beaten, I have won now say it!"
She struggled and noticed how close they were before blushing brighter than before.
"What, is something wrong?" He asked as he noticed her now red face. 'Did I use too much force?'
"I-it's nothing, just let me go." She said as she continued to blush. 'Wonder if I can surprise him and push him off.'
"No, not until you surrender and say I'm superior."
"I said, no." She frowned before noticing their faces were close enough for them to kiss. 'S-should I try to?' She thought as she quickly looked at his lips. 'They look really rough and enticing….'
"Surrender or I'll have to rough you up." He said as she began to move her head forward. "W-What are-" He said before she pressed her lips against his. His eyes widened while his grip on her slackened.
'Yes, this is my chance! But...this feels so nice.' She thought as she wrapped her arms around him. 'His lips really are rough, and they feel so nice.'
'W-why is she kissing me? Her lips are so soft…' He thought as he wrapped his arms around her. 'And I've wanted to taste them ever since I saw her.'
Meanwhile their underlings were hearing them kiss and grinned. "Well, I think the plan worked."
"Big time, now maybe they'll start showing it." Smirked an Archer.
"Yeah." A Barbarian said before asking. "So...how do we get them out?"